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Emergency IM Network for $20mil

GabeW: It uses Jabber!
GabeW: I'll do it for $10mil!
coderman: Wow, I need to think up emergency response applications for my software...

http://razor.bindview.com/publish/papers/tcpseq.html

we got deathstar, we got deathstar..

lessig throws rocks at dwiner, yee haw

http://www.nokia.com/phones/7110/phone/specifications.html

Toshiba's Mobilphile: A waste of good technology

deltab: 10-times transfer speedup squandered by DRM

http://www.dsi-usa.com/pda/metal/ipaqcase.htm

US Patent 5,778,383: System for dynamically caching and constructing software resource tables

drue: ridiculous patent of the week
deltab: Apple's patent on caching metadata

http://www.teletronics.com/tii/products/amplifiers/amp_24_8w.html

coderman: Man, a 24dB gain antenna, with an 8watt 13dB gain receive, 33dB gain transmit. YEAH
coderman: Amplifiers rule.

http://www.proxim.com/products/all/tsunami_bridge/index.html

Jesus Herbert Walker Christ

coderman: Ehehehe, this is what happens when your sales team SMOKES CRACK

InfoGargoyle

Ash: gargoyles suck
nym: non 802.11 and ash sucks monkey bone
nym: pollute chump what?
Ash: people who make gargoyle sites suck is what you mean, right?

http://www.motorola.com/canopy/

coderman: When I dropped by wireless dealers place the other day he showed me a couple of these. Really fucking sweet, very compact, long range 802.11b APs
Lan_Rover: Ya gotta wonder when the "demo kit" costs $2400
coderman: Well, each radio is about $400, but they are seriously sweet. CHeck out the specs
coderman: Doh, and these are not 802.11, sorry.
Ash: DO NOT DEFILE THE CHUMP LOG WITH NON-802.11
Lan_Rover: Precarious ploy at proprietary plundering.

http://cubicmetercrystal.com/log/image/coder-hacking.jpg

nym: nice stickers
Lan_Rover: Another picture for Porn Torrent
coderman: YEAH BABY!

http://www.invictusnetworks.com/itmidx1.htm

While we're on the subject of changing the world..

coderman: I dont want a car powered by farts
coderman: How about a nice high speed flywheel / hydrogen fuel electric.
Lan_Rover: Sometime this century, please.
coderman: You didnt hear about the 10 billion GM has slated for hydrogen car production? The US car companies are salivating over emerging, high growth markets (i.e. the rest of the world) where gasoline fuel is completely impractical. Thus, buidl cheap electrics and make shitloads over seas, then let the US finally catch on and join the party...
Lan_Rover: Hey! Is this anything like the 65Million that was invested into TurboLinux?
coderman: The missing link will be the space elevator to jettison nuclear waste from all our nuclear power facilities into the sun.
sredips: THIS CAR POWERED BY TERRENCE AND PHILLIP
coderman: Aahahahaha! I farted!
Lan_Rover: Ah hahaha, you're an asshole, Terrance!

Washington Times says NASA workings on reading minds to detect terrorists

GabeW: If they could read minds, that would be a little Minority-Report-ish
GabeW: Thought crimes!

NASA *cannot* read minds after all!

Commodore 64 Programmer's Reference Guide

C64 Programming Intro

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