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last updated at 2003-03-18 22:24

<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site. Literary criticism and essays, right? <anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen wanting a boob job.

http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml

http://iupload.net/032003/DJSaddam.jpg

sateh: EVERYBODY SAY YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
sateh: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
AccordionGuy: Bush says you have weapons and you say "no way" / That hypocrite makes two MOABS a day!

http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index159.html

uid0: THE HANDS ARE NOT CLEAN

200mw senao / engenius drivers for windoze

http://www.personaltelco.net/index.cgi/Prism2Card

Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs? An objective analysis.

Ash: Tic-tacs currently in the lead with 78% of the vote

An open letter from Michael Moore to George Bush

matthew: "How bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush."

http://groups.google.com/groups?as_q=bush%20cia&safe=off&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&lr=lang_en&num=20&hl=en

Angus_Young: some funny shit comes up when you google for "bush cia"

http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html

matthew: HOPELESS TIME SINK DO NOT CLICK
coderman: wow, a grey box.
coderman: i only wasted 2 seconds. w00t

http://www.daemon-tools.com/

RSS patch for mailman

GabeW: Now there's a use for a RSS aggregator

Pentagon Threatens to Kill Independent Reporters in Iraq

coderman: " Yes. They would be 'targeted down,' said the officer."
Angus_Young: ".. a senior Pentagon officer had said: 'Who cares.. ..They've been warned.'"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2854189.stm

God in fish form talking to jews in New York

coderman: damnit, they are SPIKING THE WATER WITH LSD!
coderman: i knew this would happen sooner or later. .. glad I got those 500 gallon potable containers

What happens when you remove the heatsink from a running machine

Ash: Don't buy AMD, kids!
coderman: the new AMD chips fix this, but they still lag intel for thermal protection
Ash: It is fun to see processors going up in smoke though
Angus_Young: except when it means your house burns down

Yahoo News 18 Mar 2003 -- Iraq Rejects Demand for Saddam's Exile

Angus_Young: "Iraq doesn't choose its path through foreigners and doesn't choose its leaders by decree from Washington, London or Tel Aviv," said a statment read on Al-Shabab television, an Iraqi station owned by Saddam's son Odai
Angus_Young: "'The tyrant will soon be gone,' Bush said in a televised address. " <-- now isn't that just reassuring :)
nym: which tyrant exactly?

'The United States is just an instrument at the services of American policy'

Ash: Interview with Boutros Boutros-Ghali

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Central/03/17/lsd.lab.ap/index.html

Tschechow: "... at least 36 million doses of LSD, although later estimates put that number higher."

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/18/tractor.ap/

Angus_Young: ".. sitting in the cab of the tractor, which was in about three feet of water, and playing recordings of military exercise cadences. .. 'We've got a nice, safe perimeter set up and we're going to be patient with him,' said Sgt. Scott Fear of the U.S. Park Police."

Yahoo News - World Photos 18 Mar 2003

A_Young: "Sydney Opera House personnel inspect the slogan 'No War' painted on the Sydney icon Tuesday, March 18, 2003."

http://www.notcpa.org/help.html

A_Young: "You will have TCPA hardware in your next PC for free. Whether you want it or not. It'll help you get rid of that annoying thing called privacy."
A_Young: Banners for use in email sigs, on websites etc

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/20879.html

A_Young: Microsoft are gonna call there new filesystem blackcomb?
A_Young: interesting stuff starts about half-way down page .. mount an exchange folder as a drive and then publish to web, etc
A_Young: also interesting that activedirectory runs on JET which == MS Access which == the pits i wouldn't trust it to tell my weight .. and is being upgraded to use SQL which in MS version is semi-stable (_semi_)
A_Young: presumably they will be working on SQL stability, since they are going to use it as the filesystem

http://www.theregus.com/content/4/24485.html

A_Young: "When you delete a file in Windows 2000 it takes a good two or three seconds before the fuckin' Trash icon's updated." says ex-BeOS programmer
seti: OBEY THE CASE INSENSITIVE SUBSTRING SEARCH
A_Young: ".. For a thousand records, they use an SQL database. So basically they pay Oracle to put the data in the RAM cache for them." lol
A_Young: "If you have something like a ZIP file, why shouldn't we be able to use a file system to navigate our way through it?" - linux users see AVFS .. other users, see GNU Hurd
A_Young: "BFS journaling is maybe a thousand, maybe twelve hundred lines of code it was really not difficult. And people make it into this monstrous complicated thing... In SGI's XFS, their journaling is bigger than all of BFS!"

http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,634711,00.asp

A_Young: Apple employs Dominic Giampaolo who wrote the incredible BeOS filesystem to fix OSX for them ;)
A_Young: also see the register

Hellooo, here until burtonator wakes up

seti: burtonator can download the xml file and kill off this chump if/when he returns.
   

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