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posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 23:41

Cat plus ceiling fan = damn good time.
posted by DragonFax at 2003-03-19 23:14

DragonFax: not for cat lovers.
rik: au contraire! It's funny because it's fake, and no animals were harmed during the making of it.
rik: They did back over the star after filming though :/

What happens when you die online.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 22:38

seti: you get your belongings put on ebay?

The jihad has begun!
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 22:30

Ash: I love the smell of jihad in the morning
Ash: (although sometimes it smells like stinky arabs, I don't like that)

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/Iraque/0,6119,2-10-1460_1335788,00.html
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-19 22:25

seti: Southern Iraq is pretty certainly in the no-fly zone though, which has been seeing actions like this for like forever now
seti: How to surrender - NRC Handelsblad, a Dutch newspaper, had reprints of some of the leaflets.
Ash: CRAP IT'S SOME STRANGE LANGUAGE

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/03/17/offbeat.pretzels.reut/index.html
posted by dopp at 2003-03-19 22:20

dopp: Send Peace Pretzels to GWB!
Ash: Is chump posting this to the web again yet?
seti: yes, presently at http://www.trance.org/~niels/chump/ (better URLs welcome, original chump more than welcome too)

presumably us military near or in iraq
posted by uke at 2003-03-19 22:09

matthew: pfft I've been to peace rallies bigger than that.
Ash: How many of those are cardboard cutouts
Ash: Isn't this war like the one in "Wag the Dog" anyway?

Pentagon simplifies media relations by announcing that `unauthorised' journalists will be shot at
posted by seti at 2003-03-19 21:37

seti: already a week old article

Dear Governor Bush
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-19 21:27

burtonator: Dear Governor Bush

sarin gas and autopilot crashed the 9/11 planes... maybe.. or maybe not. but that is still a better theory than the one the media fed us.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 21:27

seti: I doubt it, one of the WTC planes was seen making a course adjustment pretty short before impact

http://disobey.com/dnn/
posted by Morbus at 2003-03-19 20:40

BURNINATE
posted by Ash at 2003-03-19 19:48

nym: wtf?

Fark Iraqi Flyer Contest
posted by uke at 2003-03-19 19:45

Ghost Riders in the Sky - alternative 9-11 scenario
posted by Ash at 2003-03-19 19:21

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/index00.asp
posted by rabbi at 2003-03-19 18:52

Mutiny: haha look at the guy sucking on the lollipop

The war has started
posted by uid0 at 2003-03-19 18:24

coderman: i hope they release the movie^H^H^H^Hnews footage soon (with dolby stereo and all the precision guided special effects)

Oh crap, we have chemical weapons of mass destruction in our backyard??
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 18:18

coderman: "mommy, look at the funny green cloud!"
Angus_Young: This is not news, the report 'just released on Tuesday' is not the first time this information has been brought to the govt's attention (and fallen on deaf ears) ..
Angus_Young: .. see RMI's Preface to the 2001 Edition of Brittle Power Energy Strategy for National Security available freely in PDF format on the web since Oct 2001
Angus_Young: Operation Liberty Steald: "# FBI will use 5,000 agents in event of war" What kind of agents? nerve agents? biological agents? chemical agents? come on guys, be specific

Phone taps found at EU's Brussels HQ
posted by seti at 2003-03-19 17:36

Ash: Damn Belgians and their wiretaps

http://download.nullsoft.com/pub/music/BeastieBoys-InAWorldGoneMad.mp3
posted by sateh at 2003-03-19 11:38

matthew: The Beastie Boys have singlehandedly set back white people in rap by at least a decade. Had they not existed, people may have taken white rappers seriously, thus saving us the horror of Vanilla Ice.
nym: I disagree, the Beastie Boys are much more talented than Vanilla Ice and Kenny G is much more harmful to jazz than the Beastie Boys ever could be to hip-hop.
nym: Plus they are very cool for releasing an anti-war song. Aparently there's a whole bunch of hip-hop artists coming together to make anti-war music.
nym: ...a kind of 'we are the world' thing ;)

Latest post from the salon reporter who snuck across the border in a rubber raft.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 09:41

coderman: I still bet money that they bomb his ass if he uses a sat. uplink
coderman: some coder lackey probably coded the algorithm in python that is now used by the US military to target unauthorized satellite communications links and feed it into the targetting system of either ship launched cruise missiles or bomber flown smart bombs. i hope there are no bugs. you tested your code didnt you man? YOU ALWAYS TEST THE CODE!

Chemical plants in US storing chlorine and sulfur dioxide are vulnerable to terrorist attacks.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 09:30

coderman: but the real news is bush and congress (and anyone else on the $455 billion chemical industry payroll) - democrats included, have killed a bill to increase security at these facilities
coderman: "In the event of a total failure of a railroad tank car of chlorine which discharges its entire contents within a 10-minute time frame, the resulting cloud of chlorine vapor would be immediately dangerous to both life and health for a distance exceeding 14 miles." That's not propaganda from Greenpeace -- it's from the company's own risk management plan.

http://dev.null.cz/pic/bart.gif
posted by matthew at 2003-03-19 09:14

Salon asks for your support during their "un-embedded, un-censored" reporting of the Iraq war
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 06:56

coderman: Man, they mentioned Phillip Robertson by name, and the fact that he would be reporting uncensored and independent from northern iraq. $10 says the US has added him to the target list :-)

'Boom!' Time
posted by kherr at 2003-03-19 06:30

kherr: System of a Down's video for 'Boom!' is directed by Michael Moore.

http://citycarshare.org/
posted by jillzilla at 2003-03-19 05:42

I SURVIVED HARPOON IN FACE
posted by Mutiny at 2003-03-19 05:13

Mutiny: nuff. fucking. said.

Smells like teen spirit
posted by kherr at 2003-03-19 04:47

kherr: How poor Avril Lavigne is a product of RIAA and is naive about how she's being exploited.
kherr: "'I knew in my heart that I needed to be more pop to break,' she says." And she thinks she can call the shots on her next album.
Mutiny: "An icon who sings about crushes on skater boys and who listens to Blink-182 and who may or may not know who Sid Vicious was."

Mon Dieu! Give the statue back
posted by kherr at 2003-03-19 04:39

kherr: Some idiot in Red America who wants to send the Statue of Liberty back to France.

DJ SADDAM IN THA HIZZOUSE
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-03-19 04:18

AccordionGuy: Thanks to sateh for pointing out the pic earlier

Whuffie
posted by deltab at 2003-03-19 04:00

Clone of the Attack
posted by tvoj at 2003-03-19 03:50

Gulf War II: The Vengeance
posted by tvoj at 2003-03-19 03:49

Royal Marines set to fight Bush-Blair propaganda war
posted by kherr at 2003-03-19 03:45

kherr: Plans are to take Basra early and create PR spectacle
kherr: Also see Basra is early target

http://www.google.com/search?as_q=underage+bittorrent
posted by coderman at 2003-03-19 03:16

coderman: someone looking for "underage bittorrent" in google hit my site. wtf is that?

Soda Pop Whore Blog
posted by kherr at 2003-03-19 02:47

kherr: "In which I pimp myself for carbonated water and cold hard cash."

You've Got Dissent!
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-03-19 02:25

AccordionGuy: Chinese Dissident Use of the Internet and Beijing's Counter-Strategies
AccordionGuy: A RAND paper
wmf: why should I trust what AYN RAND says about China?

http://chris.pirillo.com/images/google/photos/photo_64.html
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-19 01:42

seti: <wmf> just put up a link on your site. "if you are this girl, please email me"

Fear Bram's Crane Style Kung Fu!
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-03-19 01:38

Funny as HELL 1970 Swedish rockers@!
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-19 01:29

Whoo
posted by Ash at 2003-03-19 00:04

    
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