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last updated at 2003-03-21 23:54

http://www.trance.org/~niels/chump/ || Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity

Xfree86 is finally forking
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 23:54

http://www.worldfootfetish.com/yulia/gallery.htm#photo2
posted by aminorex at 2003-03-21 23:28

nym: show us yer tits!
nym: toes?
seti: BB
nym: does anyone have a face fettish?
coderman: like hot dripping cum facials? or some other kind of face fetish...

BBC airs bush getting primped for speech
posted by Ash at 2003-03-21 23:14

Ash: We love you BBC!
nym: "Administration officials are apparently steamed because Bush was seen having his hair primped and readied by a female stylist armed with a comb and hairspray." - next time, primp your pres off camera
burtonator: Fuck the administration officials!
burtonator: god forbid the people should know the truth!
nym: Fuck for Virginity!
Ash: The perfect reason to get one of those huge satellite dishes
nym: if you like this, see http://www.illegal-art.org/video/index.html#spin (full movie, download the small file)
seti: http://www.illegal-art.org/video/index.html#spin for you lazy bitches
nym: About SPIN (the above movie) "Pat Robertson banters about "homos," Al Gore learns how to avoid abortion questions, George Bush talks to Larry King about halcyon -- all presuming they're off camera. Composed of 100% unauthorized satellite footage, Spin is a surreal expose of media-constructed reality."

Better run you dirty rats, we got OPTIMUS PRIME!
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 22:43

'Shock and awe' gives way to 'shuck and jive'
posted by ololiuhqui at 2003-03-21 22:17

ololiuhqui: "The war in Iraq is, so far, like a carefully staged morality play, with special effects, from which we are all supposed to learn the same lesson: the Empire is omnipotent. Resistance is futile. Accept the inevitable -- or suffer the consequences. This message is directed as much at an international audience as at the Iraqis."

Cops attack protesters without any warning (QuickTime)
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-21 21:13

It's The Money
posted by ololiuhqui at 2003-03-21 20:55

ololiuhqui: "They can't do those terrible things without money."

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?threadid=3009
posted by dopp at 2003-03-21 20:54

dopp: offensive, but extremely hilarious.
dopp: "Aye.. 'tis a Booty Call fer Black Gold! Arrrr..."

Guardian | Thank God for the death of the UN
posted by silentfury at 2003-03-21 20:49

silentfury: Richard Perle (member of the US defense policy board) praising the death of the UN

Book Review: "BioTerror" edited by Ellen Ray & William H Schaap
posted by Angus_Young at 2003-03-21 20:20

Angus_Young: subtitled "Manufacturing Wars the American Way"
Angus_Young: "55 million kg of chemical defoliants were dropped on Indo China during the Vietnam war .. In El Salvador in 1982, epidemics of previously unknown diseases began after US-directed bombings .. very suspicious epidemics of anthrax in Zimbabwe from 1976 to 1980 .. On their own soil, much research and experimentation have been done into chemical and biological weapons, either secretly, or in the guise of medical or defence research.
Angus_Young: "Clouds of bacteria have been sprayed over San Francisco, zinc cadmium sprayed over several towns, poor black areas of Florida subjected to army field tests using yellow fever-infected mosquitoes, a bacillus spread through the New York subway system, and water-poisoning tested in Washington."

Nicholas D. Kristof, New York Times, May 21, 2000, quoting Terry Throckmorton as he recalled childhood memories of his friendship with a young George W. Bush: "We were terrible to animals," recalled Mr. Throckmorton, laughing. A dip behind the Bush home turned into a small lake after a good rain, and thousands of frogs would come out."Everybody would get BB guns and shoot them," Mr. Throckmorton said. "Or we'd put firec
posted by ololiuhqui at 2003-03-21 19:40

ololiuhqui: Nicholas D. Kristof, New York Times, May 21, 2000, quoting Terry Throckmorton as he recalled childhood memories of his friendship with a young George W. Bush: "We were terrible to animals," recalled Mr. Throckmorton, laughing.
ololiuhqui: A dip behind the Bush home turned into a small lake after a good rain, and thousands of frogs would come out."Everybody would get BB guns and shoot them," Mr. Throckmorton said. "Or we'd put firecrackers in the frogs and throw them and blow them up."

Aesop's Fables: Some boys, playing near a pond, saw a number of Frogs in the water and began to pelt them with stones. They killed several of them, when one of the Frogs, lifting his head out of the water, cried out: "Pray stop, my boys: what is sport to you, is death to us."
posted by ololiuhqui at 2003-03-21 19:40

Dear Raed, a Iraqi blog
posted by nym at 2003-03-21 19:15

nym: Don't know if this is a real iraqi, but it well could be.
coderman: yes, he is real.
nym: wonder if he'll die in the gas attacks

Thumbnails of beautiful Arabic women
posted by ololiuhqui at 2003-03-21 19:00

ololiuhqui: Now if we can only find some pictures with veils, for the sake of diversity
dopp: Could possibly take 100,000 years to load

http://www.vicpeace.org/iraq/articles6/1148.html
posted by Angus_Young at 2003-03-21 18:51

Angus_Young: Observer, March 9, 2003 -- UN launches inquiry into American spying
Angus_Young: mirrored at http://www.observer.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,910657,00.html
Angus_Young: "Sources in the office of UN Secretary General Kofi Annan confirmed last night that the spying operation had already been discussed at the UN's counter-terrorism committee and will be further investigated." .. counter-terrorism hehe

Commentator on CNN in Baghdad says "I've never seen something like this. They're destroying Baghdad."
posted by seti at 2003-03-21 18:17

Angus_Young: oh what a surprise .. destroying baghdad .. how unexpected .. like when they said 'we gonna shock and awe them into submission' that guy thought .. what?
ololiuhqui: The District of Criminals is a cancer at the heart of America. Washington Delenda Est.

Independent, 02 March 2003 -- US prepares to use toxic gases in Iraq
posted by Angus_Young at 2003-03-21 18:12

Angus_Young: "The US is preparing to use the toxic riot-control agents CS gas and pepper spray in Iraq in contravention of the Chemical Weapons Convention .. "Calmative" gases, similar to the one that killed 120 hostages in the Moscow theatre siege last year, could also be employed."
Angus_Young: "It is British policy not to allow troops to take part in operations where riot control agents are employed. Professor Julian Perry Robinson, one of the world's foremost authorities on the convention, said: 'Legally speaking, Iraq would be totally justified in releasing chemical weapons over the UK if the alliance uses them in Baghdad.'"
ololiuhqui: also see CS Gas at Waco
Angus_Young: Just in case your thinking, oh well, that's nicer than shootin' 'em: "A special working group of the Federation of American Scientists concluded last month that using even the mildest of these weapons to incapacitate people would kill 9 per cent of them. It added: 'Chemical incapacitating weapons are as likely as bullets to cause death.'"
Angus_Young: "Last week The Observer published details of a memo sent by Frank Koza, Defence Chief of Staff (Regional Targets) at the US National Security Agency .. described as 'more timely and potentially more important than the Pentagon Papers' [a secret history of US involvement in Vietnam] by Daniel Ellsberg, the most celebrated whistleblower in recent American history. "
Angus_Young: "The operation is thought to have been authorised by US National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, but American intelligence experts told The Observer that a decision of this kind would also have involved Donald Rumsfeld, CIA director George Tenet and NSA chief General Michael Hayden. President Bush himself would have been informed at one of the daily intelligence briefings held every morning at the White House."

Regularly updated reporters log from the front line.
posted by DragonFax at 2003-03-21 13:58

DragonFax: "We are deep into Southern Iraq, certainly well over 100 kilometres north from the border. We've been driving for over 11 hours."

Rollins - Weight
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-21 13:02

A_Young: Because you're civilized! You get brutilized!
A_Young: "I wonder what you're like without the gun. I'd like to see you when you're not hiding behind the gun. How you would live your life without the gun, cause I know how I live mine, cause you've got one. Yeah, cause that's what it is, hiding behind your gun? You take life, you're just another pig to me. You think you're different but you're just another pig. Yeah a pig, yeah. You gotta have a gun then you're just another pig to me. You
A_Young: "... A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you, oh yeah! A gun in your hand makes a target out of me, oh no! Freedom? You need your freedom? You want your freedom? Your freedom is killing you man! Freedom, you can't handle freedom! Hey, and now you're dying for it!"
A_Young: "When you kick me, when you rape me When you burn me, when you break me I am divine! I am divine!"
A_Young: "I'll hide behind a smile, and understanding eyes And I'll tell you things you already know so you can say: "I really identify with you so much" And all the time that you're needing me, is just the time that I'm bleeding you Don't you get it yet? I'll come to you like an affliction, but I'll leave you like an addiction You'll never forget me You wanna know why!?! CAUSE I'M A LIAR!!! YEAH A LIAR!!! I'LL RIP YOUR MIND OUT!! I'LL BURN

1115: Iraqi president offers cash rewards to anyone capturing an enemy soldier or downing an enemy aircraft, the state news agency reports.
posted by DragonFax at 2003-03-21 12:33

DragonFax: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2870941.stm
seti: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2870941.stm
seti: "1330: Young boy killed as anti-war protesters and police clash in Yemeni capital, Sanaa."
DragonFax: US-led forces intercept two Iraqi barges packed with anti-ship mines as they attempted to leave port in Iraq.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | War delays Meg Ryan film
posted by matthew at 2003-03-21 12:22

matthew: OH NOS TEH WAR HAS COEM HMOE
A_Young: "There are .. worries that people will be so keen to keep up with the latest developments in the war on TV that they will not go to the cinema."

A Brief Analysis of the Domestic Security Enhancement Act 2003, Also Known as Patriot Act II
posted by seti at 2003-03-21 12:18

A_Young: "Congressman Ron Paul (R-Tex) told the Washington Times that no member of Congress was allowed to read the first Patriot Act that was passed by the House on October 27, 2001." WTF?
seti: "The second Patriot Act is a mirror image of powers that Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler gave themselves. Whereas the First Patriot Act only gutted the First, Third, Fourth and Fifth Amendments, and seriously damaged the Seventh and the Tenth, the Second Patriot Act reorganizes the entire Federal government as well as many areas of state government under the dictatorial control of the Justice Department, the Office of Homeland Security and the FEMA N

Fear Factory - Soul of a New Machine - track 4, 'Crisis' (extract)
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-21 12:14

A_Young: "Asshole, who's in command here?" - "Muthafucka.. "
A_Young: "This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I must master my rifle as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless." -- nowplaying: Fear Factory - Soul of a New Machine - track 4, 'Crisis'

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
posted by matthew at 2003-03-21 11:20

matthew: Okay it's not perfect but if you have no direction in life, trying to fuck hotter and hotter chicks or richer and richer guys is as good a place as any to start.

BBC NEWS | In Depth | Photo Gallery | In pictures: Assault on Iraq
posted by matthew at 2003-03-21 10:24

matthew: Feel-good propaganda photos of Iraqis surrendering.
matthew: Check #5 - are they relieving his thirst, or giving him chinese water torture?

The War Has Been Gotten On
posted by malaclyps_writin at 2003-03-21 09:16

Operation Inflate the Coalition
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 09:01

BBC NEWS | In Depth | Reporters' Log: At war in Iraq
posted by lemonodor at 2003-03-21 09:01

http://www.cocksalad.com/baker.html
posted by lanrover at 2003-03-21 07:49

Wally turns me on.
posted by lanrover at 2003-03-21 07:34

coderman: oh man, I totally do that at work!!!
coderman: i tell them all it's just mayonaise
lanrover: I wondered why there was mayonaise all over our watercooler.

Portland protest play by play
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 07:24

coderman: ahahaaha, the domain fucking rules

http://protest.cocksalad.com/view.cgi
posted by matthew at 2003-03-21 07:23

Abundance of elements in Earth's crust | WebElements
posted by deltab at 2003-03-21 06:28

deltab: all manner of graphical representations - even VRML
deltab: 47% oxygen, 28% silicon
matthew: 0% funk
matthew: Save the funk!
matthew: Kool and the Gang today announced a world tour to bring back the world's funk. "This place just ain't very funky any more," said Kool from his home in the seventies.
deltab: The Elements of Life - living matter is more like the stars than like the Earth

http://www.boycottamerica.org/
posted by malaclyps at 2003-03-21 06:03

Space robots are fucking crazy!
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 05:28

coderman: never trust a space robot.
coderman: earth robots, however, are perfectly fine.

Apple - Hot News
posted by kherr at 2003-03-21 05:07

kherr: They linked to Bush Demands Recount in Gore's Board Election

Dvorak: Apple Switch
posted by kherr at 2003-03-21 05:02

kherr: Claims Apple will go to x86 in 12-18 months. Haha.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/gein/geinmain.htm
posted by uid0 at 2003-03-21 04:52

http://www.frotz.net/hiptop/
posted by wmf at 2003-03-21 04:38

Slashdot | Danger Makes Free Sidekick SDK Available
posted by wmf at 2003-03-21 04:25

http://www.gulfwardrinkinggame.com/
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-03-21 03:02

San Francisco protesters stage a 'vomit in'
posted by kherr at 2003-03-21 02:21

Follow the war with Netslaves map links
posted by kherr at 2003-03-21 02:20

Pictures from the Battle of San Francisco
posted by burtonator at 2003-03-21 02:16

seti: I sense much violence in your protesting.
ololiuhqui: The use of the word 'battle' might have something to do with that

http://www.childbirth.org/articles/epis.html
posted by jillzilla at 2003-03-21 02:08

Look, foals!
posted by malaclyps at 2003-03-21 02:04

disassembled ThinkPad T40 pr0n
posted by wmf at 2003-03-21 01:54

seti: ONLY IN .JP

http://www.armory.com/tests/irc.html
posted by Fawn at 2003-03-21 01:32

http://www.armory.com./tests/irc.html
posted by uid0 at 2003-03-21 01:16

Tech employees burning out in the deflated economy
posted by coderman at 2003-03-21 01:12

seti: BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
seti: GET YOUR RSI ON!
seti: IS YOUR BACK KILLING YOU YET? NO? WORK HARDER!
coderman: RSI? we have a solution for that. THE LAYOFF

http://www.armory.com/tests/nerd.html
posted by uid0 at 2003-03-21 00:58

seti: uid0 denies taking this pill.

TEH 1,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST
posted by uid0 at 2003-03-21 00:42

seti: worst way to spend two days thinking about your past sins

Voluptuous Zeta voted the ideal body
posted by rabbi at 2003-03-21 00:15

    
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