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eheheehehe - daily dose of achewood funny
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 23:45

coderman: "Onstad's comic is always posted late because he deals with the big issues"

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/images/sl008.gif
posted by Mutiny at 2003-03-28 20:17

Mutiny: Only work-safe if you work in porn.
Mutiny: But it's not porn, it's just a comic.

DragonFax's Favorite Story
posted by DragonFax at 2003-03-28 20:05

codermans' hiring for this job.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 19:54

coderman: i am a mean mofofukin interviewer too! I will catch you in your white lies padding your resume with fluff... grin

GITARRENSOLO
posted by seti at 2003-03-28 19:05

Gashleycrumb Tinies
posted by Twix at 2003-03-28 19:03

this is the title for AK
posted by dopp at 2003-03-28 18:57

dopp: Screen shot from Neocron

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828
posted by dopp at 2003-03-28 18:36

dopp: Will the real Optimus Prime please stand up.
DragonFax: says it was updated today, but I can't figure out what was changed.

http://ben.nerp.net/pix/Bush_Dinar.jpg
posted by dopp at 2003-03-28 18:33

dopp: All hail the Bush regime!

House approves elimination of Arabic numerals
posted by uke at 2003-03-28 17:25

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
posted by seti at 2003-03-28 15:28

Use a firewall, go to jail (article by Ed Felten)
posted by seti at 2003-03-28 14:18

Phillip Robertson - HALABJA, Iraq
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 13:17

coderman: I'm headed back toward Arbil tomorrow to see what's going on with the American troops who just parachuted into the country. It's strange, and we could be wrong, but it seems like they dropped in and "secured" an airfield that was in friendly territory. Everyone here thinks they could have just landed the plane on the airstrip and walked off.
coderman: ehehehe
seti: yes, that airfield was in territory held by Kurds for the American troops... who keep ignoring the Kurds, not even seeing them since the Americans work mostly at night

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/planetDVD.jpg
posted by sateh at 2003-03-28 09:52

sateh: Planet of the Arse

Google dance checker!
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 09:27

http://www.whdh.com/features/articles/hiller/22/
posted by Mutiny at 2003-03-28 08:06

US gears up for long campaign
posted by kherr at 2003-03-28 07:40

kherr: What, they only played ONE game of Total Annihilation on the Iraq map?
kherr: What, they only played one game of Total Annihilation on the Iraq map?

Behind Colin Powell's Legend: Dodging Peace
posted by kherr at 2003-03-28 07:05

kherr: Many more articles of Behind Colin Powell's Legend
A_Young: Contrast this with the govt. line .. can you say 'cheese'?

http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=politicsNews&storyID=2454958
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 06:53

A_Young: Powells self-sacrificing mission to serve^H^H^HRULE THE WORLD MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
coderman: Executive summary: The US will own Iraq, because we fucking paid for it! The UN can however, help with paying to clean up the mess we leave...
A_Young: In return, they may get a special badge or something ... o3
DragonFax: Its a duck!
A_Young: Subtitle this story 'the farce of democracy'
A_Young: make that the farts of democracy
coderman: dont slander my farts in such a manner. My farts are worth three times the "democracy" here in the US.

ABC Australia, 27 Mar 2003
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 06:47

A_Young: "KOFI ANNAN: I must say I was, I'm getting increasingly concerned by humanitarian casualties in this conflict. I've just heard the reports that a missile struck a market in Baghdad and I would want to remind all belligerents that they should respect international humanitarian law and take all necessary steps to protect civilians. Besides, they are responsible for the welfare of the civilian population in the area."

http://www.uscrusade.com/murder/usa.shtml
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 06:43

A_Young: <GwaiLo> link to nicaragua, and how hard they got fucked over by the states

http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/us_forms_own_un.html
posted by waynesville at 2003-03-28 06:32

Patriotic Posters!
posted by kherr at 2003-03-28 06:13

kherr: More posters

Time-Traveler Busted for Insider Trading
posted by deltab at 2003-03-28 06:08

A_Young: "'We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar,' says an SEC insider." ... predictably ... :P
A_Young: "Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. 'I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment.'"
A_Young: "In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge 'historical facts' such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS."
DragonFax: Ha ha! gets what he deserves. I told him the 21st century was a load of crap.

Ontario declares health emergency over SARS
posted by aminorex at 2003-03-28 06:06

http://www.gradis.net/xray.htm
posted by kherr at 2003-03-28 05:56

kherr: What's really going on?
A_Young: Heh do i need a plugin for this?

It's starting...
posted by lanrover at 2003-03-28 05:23

http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=trillion+defense
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 04:56

A_Young: Google -- Searched English pages for trillion defense.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.t01.htm
posted by est at 2003-03-28 04:54

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/24638
posted by broked` at 2003-03-28 04:13

broked`: Kim Jong Ill's LiveJournal http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/24638
broked`: Is that Il ?
A_Young: "3:39 am Dear diary. Bush still doesn't 'get it.'"
A_Young: "Maybe the guy truly is nuttier than a shithouse rat. Maybe he is a new breed of despot-as-performance-artist." ROFLMAO!

"Ben and Mena", a terrible song about weblogging
posted by wmf at 2003-03-28 03:02

wmf: if you have the auditory fortitude to listen to the whole thing, I salute you
blanu: This is way funnier than I thought it was going to be.

new Alienware case
posted by wmf at 2003-03-28 02:21

wmf: now that deserves to be called alien!
coderman: that thing looks like it can give you head...
coderman: when is H.R. Giger coming on board?

Mine Is Bigger Than Yours
posted by druework at 2003-03-28 02:17

druework: Is that an eyepiece in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

http://starmastertelescopes.com/html/new14.htm
posted by druework at 2003-03-28 02:08

druework: drool...drool...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2918300813&category=28181
posted by druework at 2003-03-28 01:54

druework: How much is too much to spend on a measley 7-inch telescope?
coderman: its not the size that matters but ...
jillzilla: In this case, size is important

Warning: questioning authority is not a good idea in time of war.
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 01:13

coderman: authority has declared their superiority as a matter of national security.
coderman: this is the tale of one journalist finding that out the hard way

http://www.au.af.mil/au/2025/monographs/A-F/a-f-3.htm
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 00:46

A_Young: I love the graph on this page
A_Young: (I mean Figure 3-1. Strategic Planning Space for Gulliver's Travails Plausible History)

More on ClearChannel fucking with radio stations
posted by coderman at 2003-03-28 00:17

coderman: specifically to drive support for the war
A_Young: (NY Times wants you to register for this clik)
coderman: There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear, but a good guess is that we're now seeing the next stage in the evolution of a new American oligarchy. As Jonathan Chait has written in The New Republic, in the Bush administration "government and business have melded into one big `us.' " On almost every aspect of domestic policy, business interests rule: "Scores of midlevel appointees . . . now oversee industries for which they once
A_Young: here is the article on goole groups - no registration required
deltab: Direct link courtesy of Google News
A_Young: The soundtrack to this news item is Memo from Turner by the Stones .. some clues are given here
A_Young: Some of those lyrics transcribed are possibly wrong .. but you get the idea ..

Could a faltering dollar and global rebellion against its values presage the decline, and eventual fall, of the American empire
posted by A_Young at 2003-03-28 00:12

jillzilla: All gasp in unison
coderman: full story here - http://www.fair.org/extra/0205/power_sources.html
coderman: goddamn it feels good to be a white male republican in the USA!
A_Young: Before 9/11 68% Republican 31% Democrat After 9/11 87% Republican 13% Democrat
sayke: interesting commentary on a paper that was recently making the rounds at some big investment houses
    
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