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last updated at 2003-04-09 23:51

Dont read this paradox or you will unmake the universe!
posted by coderman at 2003-04-09 23:51

coderman: you bastard!
coderman: [considered harmful essays considered harmful]
lemonodor: Cliches considered harmful

RFC882 address validation in one huge-ass monster regex
posted by lemonodor at 2003-04-09 23:43

jillzilla: OMFG
coderman: this fucking rules. almost as much as the C compiler written in lisp running inside a perl reg exp engine.
jillzilla: Note that coderman has been smoking heavily and sucking down some serious ecstacy
lemonodor: "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ``I know, I'll use regular expressions.'' Now they have two problems."
lemonodor: <jillzilla> lemonodor: what do people try to do with them that is too much?
jillzilla: not that there's anything wrong with monsters, mind you
coderman: some people think all regexp's are bad. some people think all goto's are bad. some people are considered harmful.
nym: i heard he i just wish i understood regex

http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/mis/10170453.html
posted by druework at 2003-04-09 23:34

Mutiny: Talk about setting some poor woman up for disappointment

http://www.startribune.com/images/ss/746_0.html
posted by dopp at 2003-04-09 21:59

dopp: The most disgusting war picture yet.
dopp: Remember children: DO NOT KISS TEH BUSH
Emmett: It's okay, he's 'doing the alphabet.'
Mutiny: No he's serious. Bush really is his dad.
Emmett: You can tell, he's drunk.

Wired oven keeps food cool
posted by lemonodor at 2003-04-09 21:19

Use algorithms for cheaper ticket prices
posted by coderman at 2003-04-09 20:36

coderman: i had this for the TI-85 and it r0x0r3d

http://logos.sun.com/logosite.jsp?Category=third&Logo=get-java&Page=request
posted by Mutiny at 2003-04-09 19:52

Mutiny: License agreement required to use a sun's button to link to them from your website?
seti: From Sun's page: "(2) You may not give away the Button or otherwise provide, in any way, access to the HTML code for the link." How the FUCK are you supposed to put it on your website?! What a bunch of dimwits.

http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/099/metro/Worker_kills_doctor_and_herself_at_MGH+.shtml
posted by coderman at 2003-04-09 16:59

coderman: dont fuck coworkers

See North Korea. See North Korea Hunker. See North Korea Hunker Down.
posted by aminorex at 2003-04-09 15:42

aminorex: A brilliant new hunkering strategy: Rather than hunkering up, now they hunker down!
seti: IDGI...

Hong Kong will take your breath away
posted by aminorex at 2003-04-09 15:26

Evangelical Christians plan "spiritual warfare" in Iraq
posted by silentfury at 2003-04-09 14:54

http://www.earthviewer.com/
posted by A_Young at 2003-04-09 13:13

A_Young: free demo for nvidia owners
A_Young: apparently the free trial is over and nvidia just don't happen to mention that on the site

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posted by DragonFax at 2003-04-09 12:59

Hank Wan Memorial Lecture Neal Stephenson
posted by A_Young at 2003-04-09 12:49

A_Young: webcast lecture from CM uni
A_Young: May 01 Hank Wan Memorial Lecture

An analysis of the RIAA's complaint against Dan Peng '05
posted by A_Young at 2003-04-09 12:45

A_Young: "He allegedly ran a service called 'wake' that periodically scanned Princeton's Microsoft Windows File Sharing (SMB) network and indexed the names of and sizes of guest-accessible files in a database."
A_Young: Why didn't I hear about this before it got sued :P
A_Young: Google cache of the wake search page
A_Young: An idea of the cultural environment at Princeton is given by this campus news report from Nov 2002

Apr 7 2003 Yahoo News Top Stories Photos (AP)
posted by A_Young at 2003-04-09 12:40

A_Young: DO NOT CLICK!!! ;)
A_Young: "A protestor, who refused to give her name, bears the wounds after she says was hit by Oakland police weapon during a anti-war protest in Oakland, Calif., Monday, [Apr]. 7, 2003 outside the port area."

http://www.infoanarchy.tk/
posted by sateh at 2003-04-09 09:07

Why cats like eating earwax
posted by DragonFax at 2003-04-09 08:55

DragonFax: Very Informative
DragonFax: "also the reason why cats hungrily devour earwax (and also love freshly picked scabs)" YUM! :D
DragonFax: "A cat will eat small lumps of plasticine if they're covered in gravy. Try it - it's non-toxic and you can pepper your cat turds with interesting multicoloured lumps."

http://bigtuna.smugmug.com/photos/109725/109725-Medium.jpg
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 08:54

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01142002.html
posted by matthew at 2003-04-09 07:59

matthew: It's Fawn in comic form!
matthew: ...and my response: http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01152002.html

http://www.diff-eng.net/music/journal.ogg
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 07:48

http://www.diff-eng.net/music/kneel.ogg
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 07:45

http://www.funkbunny.com/project/eongames/moose.ogg
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 07:02

http://www.somethingpositive.net
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 06:45

http://www.funkbunny.com/infoanarchy/DiscoAccordion.mp3
posted by Emmett at 2003-04-09 06:34

Attn: crack-addicted mothers --- get paid to get sterilized!
posted by coderman at 2003-04-09 05:46

coderman: d00d, wheres my suicide booth for 25 cents?? you fuckers!

http://ry4an.org/tmp/mimiotest.png
posted by Ry4an at 2003-04-09 05:14

Ry4an: almost works in linux http://mimio.com/

http://www.bikeroute.com/Recumbents/
posted by jillzilla at 2003-04-09 05:14

jillzilla: The animation of the rowing bike should be seen.

http://www.mimio.com/index.shtml
posted by Ry4an at 2003-04-09 04:37

FBI Designing Vast New Database
posted by kherr at 2003-04-09 03:25

McDonald's Launches McArabia
posted by kherr at 2003-04-09 03:19

kherr: Two all-chicken patties, Arab sauce, lettuce, tomatoes on Arab bread...

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=485972
posted by tav at 2003-04-09 03:05

Mutiny: Boston tea party one is the best.

http://www.sweetrelease.com
posted by Mutiny at 2003-04-09 01:50

druework: 4 out of 5 cocksuckers prefer Seminex http://www.semenex.com/
coderman: 5 out of 5 lucky bastards actually get blowjobs

(Amazon) Assembly Language for Intel-Based Computers
posted by uid0 at 2003-04-09 00:48

    
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