#infoAnarchy last cranked 2003-06-25 23:57

Linux market share is rising to second place above apple by next year ... ON THE DESKTOP
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 22:46

AccordionGuy: From a Microsoft-owned site. Sow discord amongst the non-hostiles. It's the tactic I'd use if I were in their shoes.
coderman: "As a brand, Linux is anti-corporate and anti-consumerist, but skip the neo-Marxist gift economy theories that have sprung up around Torvalds. He's more like the Crazy Eddie of software: His prices are insaaane!"
coderman: ehehe, who the fuck coins these analogies?

Google Search: "Don't make me Ang Lee"
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 22:30

Man Admits Copying 'The Hulk' Before Premiere
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 22:25

coderman: what is interesting is the kind of watermarking technology they used to trace the film. It sounds as if the guy tried to scrub the watermark out and failed.
Mutiny: "Obviously, if this behavior went unchecked, we would not be able to produce and deliver films of the caliber of 'The Hulk' to the movie going public at large," he said.
Ash: Oh the irony
Ash: so if the behaviour went unchecked, we'd have better quality movies?
AaronSw: duh. because people would watch the movie on the internet, see it was bad, and then not go see it in theaters

AccordionGuy's Revised House Rules
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-25 22:00

_joshua: "No sex with minors unless AccordionGuy is allowed to watch"
uke: "All regular guests must remember Magnum PI airing for the first time"
_joshua: "No naked accordion playing."

Sony CEO calls iTunes Music Store a "wakeup call"
posted by seti at 2003-06-25 21:21

http://www.appliedautonomy.com/isee/
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-25 21:00

_joshua: the path of least surveilance

^?
posted by uid0 at 2003-06-25 20:58

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posted by uid0 at 2003-06-25 20:57

lemonodor's top ten concerns ahead of socializing
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-25 20:57

_joshua: 10. huffing woolite
AccordionGuy: 9. Wondering if those things in "Raisin Bran" really are raisins
AccordionGuy: 8. "Did I close all those parens properly?
lemonodor: continually rotating friendster photos

Ugandan rebels abduct schoolgirls
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 20:55

coderman: it can always be worse ...

Google cache | "sheryl crow" accordion naked
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 20:48

Google's Ads for AccordianGuy's blog
posted by AaronSw at 2003-06-25 20:38

AaronSw: geek blog ads: audio blogging, python software tools, weblog host server

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/sci_nat_wellcome_exhibition/html/1.stm
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 20:35

Ash: <coderman> i don't have anything to do at work, can you tell?

You can run me over anytime
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 20:34

http://www.bloodyspew.com/sixteen.html
posted by Ash at 2003-06-25 20:29

Mutiny: E-meter is on the far right.
seti: We're in the old West!

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/2292613/detail.html
posted by Mutiny at 2003-06-25 20:26

Mutiny: Hot Young Russian Software Engineering attempts to run-over police officer

An unsatisfied computer programmer, from the Scientology Ministering Manual
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 20:22

AccordionGuy: I am so getting a button like this guy.
AaronSw: programmer goes to minimart run by mad scientists, gets attacked by folks with socks on their head

http://www.ruihehang.com/myie2/html_en/home.htm
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-06-25 19:06

Wasn't this a scene from an old "Star Trek" episode?
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 19:00

AccordionGuy: "We're all goin' to Eden, brother! I am NOT HERBERT!"
uid0: you better go
uid0: i am going
chrysflame: sounds like a blast
uke: did that actually complete??

How a Scientologist can help your failing restaurant
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-25 18:53

AccordionGuy: "I just knew that the new guy was putting ball chowder in the clam chowder!"

Music Labels Threaten to Sue Net Users
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 18:47

coderman: "The embattled music industry disclosed aggressive plans Wednesday for an unprecedented escalation in its fight against Internet piracy, threatening to sue hundreds of individual computer users who illegally share music files online."
coderman: who didn't see this coming?
seti: RIAAA is expected to file hundreds of lawsuits over the the next few months. Who is surprised to learn that record company executives are usually lawyers?

http://www.bloodyspew.com/twentyone.html
posted by lemonodor at 2003-06-25 18:47

lemonodor: how many times has this happened to you?
coderman: The "Contact Assist" also works great when you slam your cock in the bathroom door.
seti: How many body thetans can dance on a pinhead?

Fed cuts rate down again. 1 point off from zero!
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 18:41

coderman: yay, I always felt left out when the japanese had their decades of prolonged deflation. NO LONGER

http://www.timbuk2.com/products/detour.html
posted by uid0 at 2003-06-25 18:33

uid0: my sexy new bag
kernelphr34k: It's so sexy, even the family dog wants one!

Show your friends, family and teh people you scan that your a Wardriver )(
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-06-25 18:26

Ray's advice column
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 17:36

coderman: QUESTION: "My girlfriend and I broke up but are still great friends, seeing as we always have a good time even when our pants are on. We want to keep spending time together and also have sex together, but also see other people. Is this a bad idea?"
coderman: ANSWER: Okay, so you have this lady who wants no commitment but still wants to regularly “Enact a Humping Congress” with you. Obviously that’s a pretty decent situation, but as soon as she’s got all kinds of slimy guys on her “roster” you’re probably going to feel weird about “Collecting Taxes From That Ass.” This is basically turning into a situation where someone wakes up with “AIDS” so I guess you should just double-bag your
Ash: You know what my secret is? I have all these CDs from Pottery Barn, like all tango and mambo music that was recorded just for Pottery Barn, and I pop those in the changer. Damn, it.s like puttin. the evening on auto-pilot.
Ash: You don.t want to play some really loud, powerful song about how Ted Nugent loves to look at his own balls, but you also don.t want to play a song about how that guy from Smashing Pumpkins wishes he was a dead butterfly.

Consumers Are in Dark On Web-Site Privacy
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 17:33

Research: Teens victimized in police Explorers program
posted by coderman at 2003-06-25 16:45

coderman: lets give a big cheer for law enforcement!
coderman: notice how its all the police who are molesting the young girls and boys. no firefighters, medical workers mentioned that also participate in the explorer program.
DragonFax: "When you have repeated incidents across the country, a new one every month, that's a real problem," says study co-author Sam Walker.
DragonFax: Holy shit! One incident is a problem, you fuck head.
coderman: I love america. grow pot and get 20 years in a federal prison due to mandatory sentencing that removes judicial prudence. MOLEST LITTLE GIRLS and get weekends in jail for a year?
coderman: where MOLEST == waking up teens with your dick in their crotch on a camping trip.
coderman: fucking hell, I wish i took the blue bill
coderman: "For example, in March, a judge reduced charges against former Woodlake, Calif., police officer Eric Martinez from three felony charges to a misdemeanor after the officer, in a plea deal, admitted he had sex with a 17-year-old girl in the Explorer program. He was ordered to perform community service and was placed on probation."

Moving boxes for porn
posted by DragonFax at 2003-06-25 16:34

DragonFax: trade him with boxes filled with more porn
DragonFax: If he'd only looked a page down, "Free moving boxes."
coderman: but is it good porn?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/12350321.html
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-25 16:29

DragonFax: Hahaha, the last item brings it all together.

Sesame Street Disco
posted by Ash at 2003-06-25 16:10

http://konspire.sf.net
posted by rvalles at 2003-06-25 15:27

American Apology Shirt
posted by seti at 2003-06-25 15:09

Gnutella Webcache
posted by vab at 2003-06-25 15:04

http://craphound.com/images/london0603
posted by mouthbeef at 2003-06-25 07:12

Lik-Sang founder speaks out on Nintendo court case, via TheRegister
posted by Mutiny at 2003-06-25 05:45

Mutiny: He's right, there is no hardware copy-protection in the GB or GBA cartridges. I guess Nintendo should have put the 10NES in em.

Sam Tramiel, CEO of Atari, talks about Jaguar. This would be 1989?
posted by matthew at 2003-06-25 05:35

matthew: His degree of overoptimism and dissociation from reality reminds me of Bush wrt postwar Iraq.

The Selling of the Iraq War
posted by lemonodor at 2003-06-25 05:12

Political fallout over Iraq rattling US
posted by kherr at 2003-06-25 05:09

kherr: "The White House is directing its displeasure at certain figures in the Defense Department and questioning the 'neo-conservative' lobbyists who wish to impose what they call Pax Americana on the world."
matthew: "Bush realises this is more crucial for his presidency than anything else," And that, to quote a wise green thing, is why you failed.

http://www.troutworks.com/Joycelog/joycelog.php?joycedate=20030624
posted by lemonodor at 2003-06-25 04:34

lemonodor: "I just had to preserve this gem of a job posting as a memento of the Bush II economic nadir."

TUBGIRL - avert your eyes
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-25 04:04

deltab: For "avert" read "gouge out".

iSight: The First Five Minutes
posted by kherr at 2003-06-25 02:29

Rotisserie Cooking Chart
posted by kherr at 2003-06-25 02:28

executive summary of the top supercomputers
posted by dtm at 2003-06-25 02:24

wmf: SETI@Home is not a computer

http://nfg.2y.net./games/hisaturn/
posted by cwj|werk at 2003-06-25 01:55

Mutiny: GPS?

Dalek Love
posted by dopp at 2003-06-25 01:34

dopp: Naked chick entangled with Dalek

RHEX, hexapedal robot that scoots
posted by Mutiny at 2003-06-25 01:28

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/61/31397.html
posted by wmf at 2003-06-25 01:10

wmf: dude, just get a Mac

http://www.foundmagazine.com/fotw/061503.html
posted by lemonodor at 2003-06-25 01:06

lemonodor: i am a sweet gherkin
lemonodor: http://www.foundmagazine.com/notes/pagemelater.html

http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/06/24/HNellison_1.html
posted by wmf at 2003-06-25 01:05

wmf: "you bought too many of our databases, suckers!" -- Larry Ellison
Mutiny: "We are in the business of selling databases and you all have bought too many of them," Ellison told the crowd of 8,500 attendees. "Hold on a second while I hit this pipe," Ellison then stated as he drew a long breath from a smoking glass tube.
Mutiny: Ellison said that he believed that the deal would be good for customers, and promised that Oracle would not kill off any PeopleSoft product lines, only PeopleSoft employees, and especially, executives.

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