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last updated at 2003-06-30 23:04

<AccordionGuy> QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE EMERGENCY NEOLOGIST! :[p || Whither the weather?

mischump (it's a patch to Net::IRC)
posted by Schuyler at 2003-06-30 22:58

http://www.commonhouse.net/dumbcode/
posted by deltab at 2003-06-30 22:42

sweetcode
posted by deltab at 2003-06-30 22:38

deltab: not as amusing as NTK's Tracking
deltab: and not weekly

http://www.castleofspirits.com/hauntedpainting.html
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-30 22:09

Apparent Weaknesses in the Security Dynamics Client/Server Protocol
posted by coderman at 2003-06-30 21:02

coderman: good overview of how securid tokens are used in a network based authentication protocol

Nice try! (now die...)
posted by coderman at 2003-06-30 20:11

Hektor, a spray-painting robot
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-30 18:36

Ash: AUGH MY EYES

Aussiechip dares Microsoft to sue
posted by DragonFax at 2003-06-30 18:29

Penny Arcade
posted by Mutiny at 2003-06-30 18:11

coderman: they need to be uglier
coderman: preferably with those "stink" lines that indicate complete lack of personal hygiene

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/
posted by _joshua at 2003-06-30 17:57

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten - the TV commercial
posted by Ash at 2003-06-30 17:57

Ash: ha ha hahaha

India's summer heat comes with rash of student suicides
posted by coderman at 2003-06-30 17:08

coderman: a 'B' !?!? sob time to die...

Young Boys' Wankdorf erection woe
posted by uke at 2003-06-30 16:57

coderman: such a provacative title, yet tame 'G rated' content ...

http://www.chang-sang.com/photo/lj/liz/liz003.jpg
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-30 16:05

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
posted by A_Young at 2003-06-30 16:04

A_Young: similarly

AccordionGuy at the Naked News Party, February 2003
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-30 16:00

Bowel Buddy Brand Biscuits
posted by AccordionGuy at 2003-06-30 15:37

This is the human-readable version of [a Word 2000 doc|http://www.oxfam.org.nz/MexicoCSPreport.doc] about amaranth cultivation being revived in Mexico
posted by A_Young at 2003-06-30 14:46

A_Young: ".. following the Spanish Conquest, these people were forbidden to grow, eat or use this nutritious and beautiful plant, and it disappeared from their culture almost completely... Because it has more high-quality protein than cow's milk, a family of five can grow enough amaranth to feed themselves on just 24 square metres of land"
A_Young: "Since the introduction of the NAFTA 'Fair' Trade Agreement, many of the farmers in this village have seen their traditional income from sales of maize virtually disappear, as cheap maize pours in from the US. Many of the villagers have been forced to emigrate, often illegally, to find work. Amaranth may offer their best hope of retaining and restoring a living culture." hmm I wonder how long before US farmers insist on the right to
A_Young: olise this crop too?
A_Young: I found a pack of this shit in the breakfast cerial aisle at the local supermarket. 17% protein, 11% fibre, 73% carb, 0% sugar, 8 essential aminos plus 14 non-essential
A_Young: This stuff puffed tastes nutty with a distinct but subtle corn aftertaste
A_Young: It's not truly a grain .. compare with quinoa another interesting South American staple, which is a grain with a similar protein content and amino acids, but way low on the glycemic index (which is good)

The Linux Prayer
posted by seti at 2003-06-30 09:44

'Keep on bonking', infertile couples advised
posted by Mutiny at 2003-06-30 09:33

Mutiny: Best news article title ever.

XML for rock excavation
posted by GabeW at 2003-06-30 06:37

Mutiny: Two words: restricted access

Thomas Friedman on Google
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-06-30 06:00

lemonodor2: http://www.quicktopic.com//22/H/ML6fX7t8ZMX

USB 2.0 Versus FireWire 400
posted by kherr at 2003-06-30 05:16

kherr: "Despite USB 2.0's 80 Kbps speed advantage over FireWire, our testing showed that the additional overhead of USB 2.0 made it slower than FireWire. For high-bandwidth devices such as external hard drives, the difference was as high as 70 percent."

http://www.scsh.net/resources/fps.html
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-06-30 04:29

lemonodor: Bloated Incomprehensible Catastrophe
posted by lemonodor2 at 2003-06-30 04:26

SixApart - Why We Need Echo
posted by Ash at 2003-06-30 03:46

Ash: Do not read this if you don't care about RSS
Mutiny: technology down here _ hype, politics, and jibber jabber up here ^

Crawford Peace House
posted by kherr at 2003-06-30 03:16

kherr: Some peace activists have bought a house near Bush's Cowboy Ranch so they can be in his face.
kherr: LA Times article (requires registration)

http://www.norwebster.com/speleoscope/images/phlegm.jpg
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-06-30 02:03

My DivX archive
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-06-30 01:21

http://usefulinc.com/chump/
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-06-30 00:48

kernelphr34k: Chump Homepage - FYI

http://stuff.sateh.com/music/Robin%20Williams%20-%20Blair%20Bush%20Cheney%20Ashcroft.mp
posted by sateh at 2003-06-30 00:42

sateh: ''
sateh: ""
kernelphr34k: sateh does not know how to use chump properly
sateh: Show me the manual.
burtonator: fuck that is funny

http://www.scripting.com/
posted by sateh at 2003-06-30 00:22

sateh: Dave made his point.
    
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