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last updated at 2003-07-07 23:09

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas || The sign will be that life is awesome. || <AccordionGuy> "Feltor was a man / No, he was a pundit man / Or maybe just a pundit... / But he was still FEL-TOR!" || <AccordionGuy> "Pundinating the blogosphere / Pundinating the conf'rences / Pundintating Dave Winer / And his terribly fragile ego! / TERRIBLY FRAGILE EGO!"

Hulk doll's monster willy
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-07 23:09

sateh: You wouldnt like me when Im angry ...
Mutiny: You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...
AccordionGuy: In other news, Barbie dumps Ken for Hulk.
sateh: HULK MAD! HULK HORNY!
AccordionGuy: This is how "plushies" get started
Mutiny: The url so funny it had to be chumped twice!!!
AccordionGuy: I'm suing -- they had no right to use my likeness without permission

478,000
posted by datum at 2003-07-07 23:06

'Fake alcohol' can make you tipsy
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-07 23:00

http://www.b3ta.com/board/1471040
posted by rnc at 2003-07-07 22:47

rnc: what does that remind you of ?
rnc: "Someone tell me that its not just me that sees the similarity to another famous image..."

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/sars/nucleoseq.txt
posted by _joshua at 2003-07-07 22:19

_joshua: Now all I need is a decompiler

Princess Diana, Superhero
posted by matthew at 2003-07-07 22:19

Lack of trade-in value burns car buyers
posted by coderman at 2003-07-07 21:14

coderman: its a buyers market for vehicles.

Some Bit Torrent links
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-07 21:11

http://wiki.etree.org/index.php?page=BitTorrentDownloads
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-07 21:09

kernelphr34k: Some Bit Torrent links

An American Indian's comment on the sodomy ruling
posted by ZUUL at 2003-07-07 20:54

coderman: hey, at least we used lube...

creepy
posted by Ash at 2003-07-07 20:15

http://www.theswing.com/
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-07 19:44

How to build a cool website
posted by Ash at 2003-07-07 19:43

Ash: be sure to have LOTS of animated gifs

http://www.geocities.com/johnman27_98/2000_11_05_archive.html
posted by coderman at 2003-07-07 19:36

coderman: ahahahahaha... wtf.

What does obidos mean? Amazon won't say
posted by deltab at 2003-07-07 19:25

Mutiny: The site amazon.com is running Stronghold/2.4.2 Apache/1.3.6 C2NetEU/2412 (Unix) mod_fastcgi/2.2.12 on Linux
eeeeeee: "Isn't it the operating system your light sabre runs?"
deltab: discussion: What Exactly Are Obidos?
deltab: From 2000, Amazon's Palm Beach ballot-inspired redesign

Spray on Antennas
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-07 19:19

Three arrested for Matrix massacre plot
posted by matthew at 2003-07-07 19:13

matthew: Stupid kids.
lan_rover: Right, so the only thing I get from this article is that Yahoo really has it out for the Matrix.
lan_rover: The only connection I see is that Yahoo, being one of the near-failed amorphous online 'presences' that is competing with AOL. Which transitively makes them compete with warner brothers, which published the matrix.
lan_rover: Thus proving that there is yet another non-credible source of information out there.
Ash: The Matrix: Not just for computer games anymore
Mutiny: Kids now a days have no follow through.

Hulk doll's monster willy
posted by matthew at 2003-07-07 18:39

matthew: Anatomically correct dolls are a good thing.

signpost: "Kiek in de Kök"
posted by ZUUL at 2003-07-07 17:43

deltab: JPEG mislabelled as GIF, grr

This just in: jargon scares customers
posted by wmf at 2003-07-07 16:56

coderman: im going to launch my "thingy" line of hardware and software. "wireless thingy", "dvd ripping thingy", "video recorder thingy"
wmf: whoa, whoa, what's "ripping"?
coderman: to be superceeded later with "doohickies"

Good old fashioned fun lands teens in hot water
posted by coderman at 2003-07-07 16:49

John Pilger -- not an embeded journalist
posted by A_Young at 2003-07-07 13:19

A_Young: "In Iraq, scene of the second 'great victory', there are two open secrets. The first is that the 'terrorists' now besieging the US occupation force represent an armed resistance that is almost certainly supported by the majority of Iraqis who, contrary to pre-war propaganda, opposed their enforced 'liberation' ... "
A_Young: "The second secret is that there is emerging evidence of the true scale of the Anglo-American killing, pointing to the bloodbath that US President George Bush and British PM Tony Blair have always denied."
A_Young: "In Afghanistan, the Americans pick up taxi drivers and send them into oblivion, via Bagram. Like Pinochet's boys in Chile, they are making their perceived enemies 'disappear'."
A_Young: backgrounder: The 'Nut' Theory Of Dissident Journalism (search down for Pilger) ..

New law giving secret police draconian powers day after the 100th anniversary of the birth of George Orwell.
posted by Angus_Young at 2003-07-07 11:43

Angus_Young: Please liberate us!
Angus_Young: 'These powers will do more to damage our democracy than any terrorist threat could ever hope to inflict.'
Angus_Young: What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law.
seti: porno music plays
Angus_Young: No, it goes 'rudderdudderdumpdump rudderdudderdumpdump'

Melbourne Age, July 7 2003 --Film festival wins reprieve to screen Irving film
posted by Angus_Young at 2003-07-07 11:28

Angus_Young: Contrast this decision with banning of Ken Park "an insightful presentation of the societal and family pressures on teenagers" which "did not promote or support" the exploitation of young people for sexual purposes..
Angus_Young: (Irving is the British historian who keeps saying that the WWII jewish holocaust is fake)

PyObjC The Python <-> Objective-C Bridge
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-07 10:24

Mutiny: The PyObjC project aims to provide a bridge between the Python and Objective-C programming languages. The bridge is intended to be fully bidirectional, allowing the Python programmer to take full advantage of the power provided by various Objective-C based toolkits and the Objective-C programmer transparent access to Python based functionality.
Mutiny: Geared toward writing Cocoa GUI apps in MacOS X in Python!

My CS Clans website
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-07 08:54

kernelphr34k: I'm Gian

h4x0r stickers?
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-07 08:41

kernelphr34k: Which one should I get... hmmm
nym: i could make better stickers with my eyes closed
nym: and if it's hackerstickers, why do they sell mints and tshirts?
kernelphr34k: For Shits and Giggles

Rules for the Googlewhacker
posted by deltab at 2003-07-07 06:12

The EyeToy for PS2
posted by shawny at 2003-07-07 04:50

404 WMD
posted by firegod_ at 2003-07-07 04:49

Gizmodo - software-defined radio chipsets for cell phones
posted by shawny at 2003-07-07 04:37

wmf: as seen on Hack the Planet 6 days ago

Government Information Awareness project
posted by shawny at 2003-07-07 04:28

shawny: "Mission: To empower citizens by providing a single, comprehensive, easy-to-use repository of information on individuals, organizations, and corporations related to the government of the United States of America."
Angus_Young: I guess this is MIT's response to Total Information Awareness at DARPA .. this one is "To allow citizens to submit intelligence about government-related issues, while maintaining their anonymity."

the coolest architecture i've ever seen
posted by cwj at 2003-07-07 04:12

deltab: Hey, isn't that Troy McClure's house?

Haystack - the universal information client
posted by shawny at 2003-07-07 04:11

matthew: But what does it do?
Mutiny: What DOESN'T it do!
drue: Haystack will give you Dutch Elm disease...
deltab: It has a UI with continuations!

Microsoft launches digital ID software
posted by wmf at 2003-07-07 03:51

deltab: ... and in the darkness bind them
lan_rover: Microsoft Identity Integration Server (MIIS) 2003, which will be available to customers next month, will help businesses establish, manage and eventually delete user account information more easily.
lan_rover: Eventually delete user accounts?
coderman: hey man, BOFH is a feature now.

LEACH AXES COMIN' FO YOU
posted by cwj at 2003-07-07 03:09

Ash: LINUX- STICK IT UP IN YOUR ASS, YOU GET ME?
A_Young: .mp3

4 great reasons Bush's 'cybersecurity strategy' isn't worth having.
posted by matthew at 2003-07-07 02:58

Ash: Reason #1: Bush's definition of 'cybersecurity' is keeping your cyber-sex chat logs securely hidden from your frigid ex-librarian spouse

My Issue with SprintPCS, and why I HATE THEM!
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-07 01:29

kernelphr34k: Fuckers!

Cthulhu found passed out asleep on a local beach after three-eon bender.
posted by matthew at 2003-07-07 01:14

matthew: "Man what a party," the diety said, before upchucking several small civilisations.

Court says Gator-style ads are legal
posted by burton_ at 2003-07-07 00:31

burtonator: cool!

Don't Copy That Floppy [wmv]
posted by thebeast at 2003-07-07 00:02

    
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