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last updated at 2003-07-14 23:47

Happy Bastille Day || If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own. || <matthew> that bomb scare one was mine, sweet huh? || fuck work

Tech jobs leave U.S. for India, Russia
posted by coderman at 2003-07-14 23:47

http://kernelphr34k.home.comcast.net/dev/blanu/blanu.png
posted by kernelphr34k at 2003-07-14 22:44

Blizzard ChessCraft
posted by _joshua at 2003-07-14 22:03

_joshua: Chesscraft

http://www.arioch.org/phpwiki/index.php/WikiChump
posted by Ry4an at 2003-07-14 19:13

New Sport in Las Vegas - Naked Chiq Hunting!
posted by rik at 2003-07-14 18:34

rik: see also HuntingForBambie.com

404
posted by orasis at 2003-07-14 17:51

http://www.seansherk.com/
posted by orasis at 2003-07-14 17:38

http://www.time.com/time/potw/20030620/10.html
posted by Schuyler at 2003-07-14 17:33

Schuyler: Neat photo on time.com

"Wireless, in our opinion, is the next running water,"
posted by coderman at 2003-07-14 17:13

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3065385.stm
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-14 16:41

Geek according to Mirriam Webster or something
posted by Htwo at 2003-07-14 16:26

Divorce makes men richer.
posted by matthew at 2003-07-14 16:00

Angus_Young: /me quickly goes out to arrange a divorce ... (anyone wanna get married briefly?)

Shameless Self Promotion: DragonFax Needs Money
posted by DragonFax at 2003-07-14 14:44

seti: * DragonFax Needs Monkey
DragonFax: That too. :D
silentfury: DragonFax needs life
DragonFax: If I get full life, I can shoot with my sword like zelda.

(K5, fiction) Harsh Re-education Camp For US Troubled Rich Kids
posted by rvalles at 2003-07-14 14:33

seti: storyline along "What would you do if you were sent to Tranquility Bay"

http://www.dgnr8.com/oz.html
posted by rvalles at 2003-07-14 13:30

A_Young: malodorous
seti: NSFW
A_Young: this is probably why some guys get their dicks chopped off and thrown out of car windows ... I guess ...
A_Young: (no offense intended to guys who've had their dicks chopped off and thrown out the window for some other reason)
A_Young: In related news, Melbourne sex slaves (yes this _is_ the civilised world, goddamit!)

Uni of Waikoto -- The evidence for honey promoting wound healing
posted by A_Young at 2003-07-14 13:17

A_Young: ".. Blomfield (41) is of the opinion that honey promotes healing of ulcers and burns better than any other local application used before. Bergman (26) has observed clinically that healing in open wounds is faster with honey, as has Hamdy (49) who also found that it accelerated making wounds suitable for suture.."
A_Young: "..It has also been reported that it reduces the incidence of skin graft areas (46) and helps skin regenerate, making plastic reconstruction unnecessary (22, 37). Others also have noted that skin grafting is found to be unnecessary (20, 21)."
A_Young: etc etc miracle cure :) source uni in NZ has been researching a particularly potent/resilient type of honey from the Tea Tree family (I don't think the studies reported on this page all use that type of honey though)

Fortress America
posted by DragonFax at 2003-07-14 13:04

DragonFax: "Fortress America depicts an alternate near future in which all of the world attacks and invades the continental United States."
rik: Remember: no flag when invading == no TLD.
deltab: alternate?
A_Young: /me selects alternate future #59765399
A_Young: <deltab> does only TheSHAD understand me? || <A_Young> are you saying I pressed the wrong button?!
seti: count me in.
matthew: Looks like Fortress Russia to me.

for Freenet runners...: The World Trade Center Demolition and the So-Called War on Terrorism
posted by rvalles at 2003-07-14 12:50

DragonFax: how about this
DragonFax: and btw, there was no moon landing.
seti: or try this gateway
A_Young: those two tall buildings there look airbrushed in, don't they? cut-n-paste?
Angus_Young: A roundup of holes in the 'official story' here at usenetland although there are some odd leaps of logic here, like "proves that whatever crashed into the pentagon was NOT [A 707], which demonstrates the Pentagon attack to have been a self -inflicted frame up"
seti: they don't even mention the theory that the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania was shut down by a USAF plane. what oversight!
Angus_Young: from sci.engr.civil Mar 2002 some discussion and links to some qualified source material
Angus_Young: Then again, there's this from alt.alien.visitors :) "Re: SEISMIC EVIDENCE PROVES WTC WAS NUKED + VIDEO OF TOWERS JUMPING BEFORE COLLAPSE!!!"
Angus_Young: Oddly the main story (linked by rvalles) does not seem to mention that bin Laden is a civil engineer ...
Angus_Young: search of usenet by google for general discussion on this theory
Angus_Young: According to Uni of Sydney, "It is possible that the blaze, started by jet fuel and then engulfing the contents of the offices, in a highly confined area, generated fire conditions significantly more severe than those anticipated in a typical office fire."
Angus_Young: interesting links from U Syd page: http://www.tenlinks.com/NEWS/special/wtc/index.htm http://www.icivilengineer.com/News/wtc.php http://www.fema.gov/library/wtcstudy.shtm
Angus_Young: current official story seems to be that the fireproofing was inadequately applied, eg http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993354
Angus_Young: here is a cool solution to the problem of planes flying into stuff you don't want planes flying into

2003 Avanti Studebaker
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-14 08:40

Mutiny: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!

Conan O'Brien's Class Day speech at Harvard
posted by Ash at 2003-07-14 07:43

eeeeeee: "The point is that although you see me as a celebrity, a member of the cultural elite, a demigod if you will, and potential husband material [...]"
DragonFax: Wow... what a dick.
Mutiny: There's also sadness today. A feeling of loss that you're leaving Harvard forever. Let me assure you that you never really leave Harvard. The Harvard fundraising committee will be on your ass until the day you die.

eeeeeee's home page
posted by Ash at 2003-07-14 07:39

http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/gamespotting/071103minusworld/1.html
posted by DragonFax at 2003-07-14 07:27

DragonFax: Doh!

Best game EVAR
posted by matthew at 2003-07-14 07:26

matthew: I can't find system requirements though.

Filter certain authors out of boingboing
posted by Mutiny at 2003-07-14 07:23

Ash: FILTER XENI OUT OF BOINGBOING
Mutiny: NO MORE SARS ART! WEWT!

Just a girl... and her sloth.
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-14 07:13

Cole Porter song (which is one long double-entendre) that uses the word "shad".
posted by jillzilla at 2003-07-14 06:50

jillzilla: In the same verse that talks about electric eel sex
jillzilla: Um, I mean falling in love
jillzilla: Whyyyyy ask if shad do it; waiter, bring me shad roe!
jillzilla: Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it!

http://www.wordspy.com/words/nerdistan.asp
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-14 05:51

http://www.thestranger.com/2003-07-10/savage.html
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-14 05:37

lemonodor: james joyce: ""You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."
eeeeeee: "If your parents won't supply you with birth control without insisting that you blab to your boyfriend's Catholic parents about the impending loss of their son's precious virginity, NSCM, then go and buy your own damn birth control!"
lemonodor: behavior modification centers are the new black.
seti: <eeeeeee>

A guitar.
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-14 04:59

Upping the ante for Kim Jong Il
posted by kherr at 2003-07-14 02:00

kherr: Pentagon's Operation Plan 5030 is so aggressive it could start a war in Korea.

'I don't know what I'm doing here in this city'
posted by kherr at 2003-07-14 01:47

kherr: US soldiers have low morale and are serious danger in Iraq
kherr: "[S]oldiers also try to sell handguns to make money. 'They come in here and ask if I want to buy small guns a few times a week but we don't need any, we have a Kalashnikov.'"

http://vlevel.sourceforge.net/about/
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-14 01:08

Mahler's 1st in "Grail" temperament
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-14 01:00

skimpIzu: i bet this is a trick to make you jack up the volume...and then it will go like "aahhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee got ya"

http://www.nba.com/rockets/news/The_Next_BIG_Thing-79841-34.html
posted by matthew at 2003-07-14 00:25

matthew: That is so the Q3A logo.
    
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