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last updated at 2003-07-17 23:25

Love's Labor Lost & Found: one umbrella, a scuffed shoe, and some used bubblegum

Steamed Pork Buns
posted by _joshua at 2003-07-17 23:25

_joshua: Martha Stewart makes Roast Pork Buns

Mom mummifies daughter for alien resurrection
posted by jillzilla at 2003-07-17 23:20

Woman dumps man for his online alter ego
posted by neruaL at 2003-07-17 23:16

jillzilla: I so do not believe this.
coderman: "Huang killed himself by burning charcoal in his bedroom on Monday night" -- A+ for resourcefulness!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/07/17/ctv.metallica/index.html
posted by firegod at 2003-07-17 22:53

firegod: Seriously, metallica is suing over the E and F chords!

BBQ Pork Sundae
posted by _joshua at 2003-07-17 22:52

http://www.rubyist.net/~matz/slides/oscon2003/mgp00001.html
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-17 22:41

Ash: not a UWB card, est!

Give cancer the jerk off
posted by anselm at 2003-07-17 21:39

Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords
posted by firegod at 2003-07-17 21:12

firegod: E & F cords are OURS --metallica
firegod: sue YOU and sue YOU and fuck all you! --lars
Ash: metallica lubs u
Ash: TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN.. HEAD FIRST THISTIME.. JUMP RIGHT IN!!!!
matthew: awaiting confirmation from any other source

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-17 20:16

lemonodor: hipster bingo
lemonodor: But is it west coast? No. East coast? Maybe. Austin?
lemonodor: must be the ur hipster scene.
antifuchs: can I have a DECK of bingo-cards?

How to Pet a Shark
posted by jillzilla at 2003-07-17 19:48

jillzilla: In Japanese
jillzilla: With Pictures
dopp: Taken by a guy with a hook for one hand and a wooden spoon for the other.

DirecTV dragnet snares innocent techies
posted by coderman at 2003-07-17 19:35

Ash: yeah like you should listen to any link coderman posts

Microsoft warns of design flaw in newest software
posted by Vicious at 2003-07-17 19:32

deltab: "Microsoft has admitted there's a dangerous design flaw in its latest Windows Server 2003 software. The software is aimed at large corporate customers."

Upload a File, Go to Prison
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-17 19:08

lemonodor: " A new bill proposed in Congress on Wednesday would land a person in prison for five years and impose a fine of $250,000 for uploading a single file to a peer-to-peer network. "

Technorati: Top 100
posted by malaclyps at 2003-07-17 18:33

malaclyps: write one of those "What Kind of Fucked Up Livejournaller Are You?" quizzes, become the most popular blogger in the universe
deltab: 6808-12-31 is a Wednesday

Stick Suicide: "The Pan"
posted by anselm at 2003-07-17 17:37

BEST 404 EVAR
posted by Schuyler at 2003-07-17 17:18

Schuyler: al-Sahaf, we hardly knew ye

http://www.petitiononline.com/Ghyslain/petition.html
posted by TehShadow at 2003-07-17 15:17

TehShadow: Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III

http://www.nat.org/dashboard
posted by pjz at 2003-07-17 15:06

pjz: gnome remembrance agent

http://www.dragcity.com/bands/smog.html
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-17 07:42

lemonodor: playing LA fri. night.

http://home.sprintmail.com/~rburgert/pic1.jpg
posted by lemonodor at 2003-07-17 07:36

lemonodor: careful.
lemonodor: Not Safe For Vegetarians
firegod: missed a corner on the way to the glue factory

Greatest...Candy...Bar...Ever...
posted by drue at 2003-07-17 06:50

Chump chumps itself: film at 11
posted by jillzilla at 2003-07-17 06:31

TheShad: Chump has gained self-awareness -- and a major ego problem.
eeeeeee: "Honestly, I depend on my humbots for almost everything," says Chump
rvalles: The chump needs a better archive system... with something like "show me last week" or "show me this month".
rvalles: The chump is watching you...
lemonodor: please, chump, roll urls off gradually, not all at once at 00:00 GMT.
rvalles: Chump, do you like anime? it's great!
Mutiny: Sureless this will result in an endless loop which will rip the very fabric of time and space.

Microsoft Warns of Flaw in Windows!
posted by eeeeeee at 2003-07-17 06:26

jillzilla: NO!
TheShad: Heaven forbid!
deltab: "Next Story: Microsoft Posts Higher Profit, Revenue"

http://www.animeacademy.com/library/omg/omg.html
posted by rvalles at 2003-07-17 06:24

rvalles: Kawaii!

Very funny description of the "Freedom to Innovate"
posted by jillzilla at 2003-07-17 05:22

jillzilla: or at least the tshirts produced

Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove
posted by kherr at 2003-07-17 04:47

kherr: "Since 1873, the Global Elite Has Held Secret Meetings in the Ancient Redwood Forest of Northern California."
kherr: Includes presidents like Nixon and Reagan as well as the Bush Family.
    
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