#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2004-10-26 22:34

<uid0> i don't love geebus, i just love his doggy style

http://www.trillian.cc

U.S. threatens to attack Europe.

aminorex: no shit

FOr every bush vote, God kills a kitten

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/alt/johnpeel/index.shtml

ChrisDodo: RIP

Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families

coderman: yeah, just fucking leave us alone already. im trying to find some porn here...

http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.html

http://www.caloriesperhour.com/index_burn.html

Believe in our president.

seti: that's your president
seti: more believable presidents

http://www.demonoid.com/torrents/details/28256/

WaPo on Jon Stewart's appearance in Crossfire last week

http://accelerated-promotions.com/consumer-electronics/two-way-radio.htm

simmo: you too can be President of the United States
simmo: someone PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE hack the guy's communicator and broadcast whatever it is they are telling him
simmo: is he just listening to the horse races?
simmo: the idea he is receiving clear text transmissions beggars belief

Prepare to get screwed by digital rights management

coderman: and they aren't going to use the lube either
coderman: "I just wish one of you spineless but very rich companies had the balls to stand up and do the right thing for the consumer. Fat chance, but I thought I'd ask."
coderman: a wise man once said, not all problems can be solved with a sword. and a wiser man once said, some problems cannot be solved without one. therefore, its time to line some greedy fucks up against the wall!
simmo: already prepaired, but ta for the heads up

To Whom It May Concern, We have learned from the Internet that you are interested in tents.

The Coming Post-Election Chaos - Civil War 2004

coderman: lets get this revolution started!
Ash: WHEN TITOR ATTACKS
coderman: where is my Ikea riot kit?
Ash: STOCK UP ON BICYCLE TIRES

OH SHIT!!! It's a fucking mountain lion!

   

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