#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2004-11-19 21:41

daily show torrents http://www.btefnet.com/index.php?show=89

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Baumols cost disease

coderman: some services suffer from an inherent lack of productivy improvements compared to other technologies and services
coderman: one day a computer with a terabyte of ram, a petabyte disk and a processor that runs at 2,000 degrees F will cost you $5. but a teacher to uses one in the classroom will be paid $250,000 per year and feel jilted.

Internet Porn: Worse than Crack?

coderman: "Judith Reisman of the California Protective Parents Association suggested that more study of "erototoxins" could show how pornography is not speech-protected under the First Amendment."
coderman: ""Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance," Satinover said. "That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids." -- OMFGWTFBBQ - NOT MASTURBATION!!!)($*(@#$^(@#
geebus: I have an idea... Spend less time battling the evils of the world and more time managing your child, and they might not be a giant fuckup.

Working Paper: The Effect of Electronic Voting Machines on Change in Support for Bush in the 2004 Florida Elections

coderman: "Researchers at UC Berkeley have crunched numbers and determined that 130,000-260,000 excess votes went to Bush in Florida."

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/11/17/uarrest.xml

aminorex: UK plans "Arrest without evidence"
coderman: sweeet
coderman: this is even better than the secret arrest with evidence that is classified

Castro says "bin Laden" video was "arranged"

aminorex: I believe Musharraf that bin Laden died in December 2001 of kidney failure.
aminorex: Evidently Fidel thinks so too.

Random dog searches and document checks on Amtrak

Move to impeach Tony B.Liar

Move to impeach Kofi Annan

People just vote, EVMs decide elections

http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=130216&cid=10861471

burtonator_: This is what you end up with when lawyers do requirement analysis for your software and sellout consultants implement it...

MPAA seeks Internet2 tests, P2P monitor role

coderman: ""We've been working with Internet2 for a while to explore ways we can take advantage of delivering content at these extremely high speeds, and basically manage illegitimate content distribution at the same time,"
seti: P2P community seeks rabies tests, MPAA leash-monitoring role
coderman: lets play the euphamism game! "manage" == ???

Katahada Damahoocha illustrated

coderman: i have to play this game now
coderman: see also did my playstation just eat some acid?
coderman: all it needs is a rezvibrator attachment.

Corruption strikes in Canadia

Afghan Opium Cultivation Reaches Record High

coderman: hmmm, a NARCO-STATE doesn't sound that bad.
seti: bring out the poppy seeds, just as Washington intended.
   

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