#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

http://portland.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/56252649.html
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-02-04 22:56

Zerodhero: only trade, no cash, and i won't ship her to a foreign country for a cashier check so dont try that one again. i miss my dog alot.

http://portland.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/56206581.html
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-02-04 22:54

Zerodhero: Can't get enough of this kind of stuff
Zerodhero: 10. I love my own breasts so much that sometimes I feel myself up in the car.
Zerodhero: If I had boobs, I wouldn't feel them up just in the car ;)
Zerodhero: 12. I can't count. But I have an Accounting degree.
Zerodhero: Figures

http://portland.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/56564299.html
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-02-04 22:46

Zerodhero: Craigslist goodness

DJ Lurk
posted by seti at 2005-02-04 21:44

1 TB Disk up for Standardization
posted by coderman at 2005-02-04 19:42

coderman: blue ray what? that shit is 5.25" floppies mang. GIMME THA HOLOGRAPHIC GRAVY BABY
coderman: "The disk would be capable of storing up to 200 movies and transfer data at 1 Gbps.... Holographic Information Storage breaks the density limits of conventional optical storage by recording through the full depth of the medium instead of recording on the surface only. One HVD can store upwards of 200 gigabytes of data, the equivalent of more than 40 of today's DVDs. Future implementations will be able to store more than 1.3 terabytes."
Zerodhero: All the pron I could store ;)

OH MY GOD. 640 dual 2 GHz Xserves for a total of 1280 processors, each with 4 gigabytes of RAM.
posted by coderman at 2005-02-04 19:41

coderman: thats a metric fuck-ton of juicy G5 processor action
Zerodhero: You won't ever have a heat bil
Zerodhero: Now your AC bill on the other hand.....
coderman: no kidding. that's ~125,000 watts just for the processors.
Zerodhero: hope you have a hydro electric dam nearby

Be a conduit munkey for verizon fiber!
posted by coderman at 2005-02-04 18:30

coderman: 6.5 million miles of fiber is a lot. ... to put it mildly.
coderman: what the install looks like

http://66.34.10.12/gallery/abbysticker.jpg
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-02-04 17:43

http://g.myspace.com/00040/19/19/40109191_l.gif
posted by Mutiny at 2005-02-04 14:36

Remotely Hijacking A Store's Overhead Paging System
posted by nym at 2005-02-04 10:08

coderman: "Fuck you alllll...You're all going to hell. I will kill yoooooou, I am Satan......."
Tonus: "Al, clean up on isle 5. Some stupid bitch just spilled her fucking milk all over the fucking floor, the stupid cunt!"

RESISTING INFORMATION TECHNOLOGIES OF POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC CONTROL
posted by coderman at 2005-02-04 09:36

coderman: YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
nym: 144.51.0.0
nym: check your logs
coderman: more gov ips: 138.162.0.46 198.151.13.10 134.20.101.69 129.198.241.62 160.128.17.5 128.3.9.98
coderman: 131.77.142.45 198.220.241.2 198.22.28.28

http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=4119
posted by Kurt2 at 2005-02-04 01:29