#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2005-03-14 23:18

(((((((HAPPY BIRTHDAY EST))))))) || "We call it computer-conferencing, or phone sex, or virtual this and that" ; you've got gangsters in power, and law breakers making rules

DEA announces DEAblog, the bad guys' weblog.
posted by ^matthew at 2005-03-14 23:18

XS4ALL's Eleven Yellow Rules (for work in their datacentre)
posted by seti at 2005-03-14 20:25

seti: (1) Only people authorised by XS4ALL are allowed to access this area
seti: (2) Wear your access badge visibly.
seti: (3) Inform 0800-0150 about calamities and incidents.
seti: (4) Use of mobile phones inside the server rooms is only allowed at a distance of at least 2 metres of any server equipment; radios are not allowed.
seti: (5) Take care of anti-static protection.
seti: (6) Close all access doors within 30 seconds.
seti: (7) Eating, drinking and smoking are not allowed within the server rooms; smoking is forbidden throughout the building.
seti: (8) Do not drill, wet or chop.
seti: (9) Keep everything clean and tidy.
seti: (10) Finish your work carefully.
seti: (11) Sex is not allowed prior to 2 o'clock in the server rooms.
^matthew: "Lol." Do they expect any of those rules to be followed? (Maybe #3 will be.)
seti: I expect so
seti: usual reaction is "before 2AM or before 2PM?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4348497.stm
posted by ^matthew at 2005-03-14 19:00

forgot to customize a really old example?
posted by Ry4an at 2005-03-14 16:53

Dual-processor mini-itx board.
posted by ^matthew at 2005-03-14 15:28

http://ircimages.com/popup/ircimages/5/7/57e1eb1f2573e485120ed4f1546cfc92.jpg
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-03-14 05:37

simmo: Forbidden

http://pyre.third-bit.com/pyweb/index.html
posted by Catspaw at 2005-03-14 03:45

    
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