#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

This is what a real war hero looks like.
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 23:10

aminorex: Not too pretty, but he'll have to do.

http://www.rdwarf.com/users/kioh/haxorec62.jpg
posted by Kurt2 at 2005-04-29 21:57

Saying that U.S. citizens are oppressed by their own government, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez promised Friday that he would not visit the United States again until Americans "liberate" their nation.
posted by coderman at 2005-04-29 20:45

Blowfish on "24"
posted by coderman at 2005-04-29 20:20

coderman: "An alleged computer expert from the fictional anti-terror agency CTU was trying to retrieve some files from a terrorist's laptop. This is the exchange between the agent and the terrorist's girlfriend:"
coderman: 'They used Blowfish algorithm.'
coderman: "How can you tell?"
coderman: 'By the tab on the file headers.'
coderman: "Can you decrypt it?"
coderman: 'CTU has a proprietary algorithm. It shouldn't take that long.'
coderman: ph34r!
b0at: He looks like Christopher Lowell in that pose.

Beer makes other people more attractive.
posted by Mutiny_ at 2005-04-29 19:47

Beer makes you smarter
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 19:43

Beer cures cancer
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 19:43

Beer mades you slim
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 19:43

Mutiny_: slim chance.

Psst, buddy, wanna buy a popemobile?
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 19:41

Portland Police withdraw from Joint Terrorism Task Force
posted by coderman at 2005-04-29 19:06

coderman: ahh, i feel so proud.
coderman: "The city is the first in the nation to pull out of the Joint Terrorism Task Force _ a network the federal agency has put together across the country."
coderman: "The mayor had felt political pressure to ensure oversight after the FBI wrongfully arrested Portland attorney Brandon Mayfield as a suspect in the Madrid train bombings last year"
pretender: =""
coderman: this was one of those infamous patriot act victims. no one could discuss the case, no judicial oversight, etc, etc.

Pepper-sprayed Humboldt activists awarded $1 each by jury
posted by coderman at 2005-04-29 19:03

coderman: we the jury find the defendants completely retarded. but the actions of the police cannot go unchallenged. We thus award the stupids $1 each.
^matthew: If only we could send all parties to bed without jello... but that would be 'cruel and unusual' wouldn't it.
Mutiny_: dehumanizing, asinine registration required.
pretender: hot@cold.com:hotcold1

http://cutelittlekittens.com/
posted by ^matthew at 2005-04-29 17:46

TERROR ALERT RAISED TO VAGUE POSSIBILITY OF SOMETHING BAD SOMEWHERE
posted by coderman at 2005-04-29 17:42

coderman: OMGWTFBBQ!! keep the kids home from school! duct tape up the windows! ready the iodine pills and gas masks!
coderman: someone queue that george carlin rant about fucking pussies screwing up air travel, and living life and such.

09:33 <+carenot> Bush is a liberal elietist
posted by ^matthew at 2005-04-29 16:37

^matthew: This is what they talk about in #conservative
coderman: holy god.
coderman: URGE TO KILL... RISING.

Another Phony Terror Scare Coverup
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-29 16:04

coderman: <blair> POLLS ARE SLIPPING. DEPLOY ALL VAGUE TERRORS, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
aminorex: Related, funny stuff on the Bourgass ricin comedy: http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/nsn/nsn-050418.htm

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/28/norway.sex.reut/index.html
posted by ^matthew at 2005-04-29 14:27

^matthew: "A Norwegian court has sentenced a woman to nine months in jail for raping a man, the first such conviction in the Scandinavian country that prides itself for its egalitarianism."
^matthew: "The 31-year-old man fell asleep on a sofa at a party in January last year and told the court in the western city of Bergen he woke to find the 23-year-old woman was having oral sex with him."
^matthew: And he complained!?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stoned-thor/sets/274424/show/
posted by cryptomail at 2005-04-29 07:02