#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

Website: almost free. Government budget for abstinence programs: $millions. Forgetting to register the domain name for that program: priceless.
posted by seti at 2005-04-30 23:55

Mutiny: "Masturbating your faith partner through her underwear is a far more delicate and pleasurable experience. Nothing says "I love you AND I respect you." more than diddling a young woman through her panties, so be gentle and take your time!"

unionfs++
posted by coderman at 2005-04-30 07:14

coderman: that is all...
coderman: [P.S. a college here has converted an entire computer lab to diskless systems and provided knoppix 3.8 to students with a USB pen drive to store all of their settings and files via unionfs.

http://dimension100.com/tshirts/I ♥ WMD.pdf
posted by simmo at 2005-04-30 07:07

Being deprived of camgirls leads to religious experience, and its televised
posted by aminorex at 2005-04-30 06:15

aminorex: While I'm certainly all for getting closer to God, I can't help but think that this would be depressing to watch. I.e. not my idea of happy voyeuristic escapades.
aminorex: I guess the benedictines don't do vows of silence, then. But I know they make some killer liqueurs!
aminorex: Speaking of which, why don't they use some higher quality brandy in B&B? It's harsh, dude. Some VSOP Courvousier would really tune it up, and you could charge more for it too.