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last updated at 2005-05-14 22:08

HACKING

http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20050514104521978

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/GD27Aa01.html

http://pastebin.com/284375

http://usablesecurity.com/

simmo: useable != security

or some reason Ubuntu Hoary LiveCD makes me think of sand people in episode one taking cheap camping sniper shots at pod racers

coderman: there is an "f" in there somewhere...

more organic propoganda, but mildly funny

b0at: Looks like a bunch of penises in various states of decay
coderman: b0at wants to suck hard cock. pay him no mind.
b0at: If that were true, I'd have kept watching.
coderman: <b0at> this republic demands taunt, erect phallus! I KILL YOU ALL
b0at: DON'T TRUST CLEARTEXT, UNSIGNED QUOTES!
coderman: next you will be saying i compromised SHA-512 just to frame you
coderman: <coderman> OH YEAGH, AND THEN I BOFFEED MY LITTLE SISTER. AND MY MOTHER> AT THE SAME TIME! HOT++++++ -- END 2yACkfpXx9hWU/StSd0Ux3sZihdOKU3Cay+mlUxXVndShMNSNgugCTxiOWdaKDqSfsV8LzF0STqJq4IL3PPV0+6sIgyhANPb+cV6L+PGEHRm+Ru9NrYOSlNKw9IdsNvnzHH6GQw

http://pastebin.com/284041

The Memoirs of Eleusis and ZWITTERION

coderman: i love this piece. may it never be forgotton
coderman: "As I watched all of this unfold, I started to realize that there were some very weird people out there doing some very weird things."
coderman: time to bring back the golden age, you knappy bitches

Hyper-Threading Considered Harmful

coderman: "Hyper-Threading, as currently implemented on Intel Pentium Extreme Edition, Pentium 4, Mobile Pentium 4, and Xeon processors, suffers from a serious security flaw. This flaw permits local information disclosure, including allowing an unprivileged user to steal an RSA private key being used on the same machine."
coderman: w00t
Ash: RECHUMP
coderman: hey, it's tomorrow. it doesn't count.
Ash: RECHUMP
Ash: STOP TIME TRAVELING

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seti: I know about those guys! ... the Spaniards genocided their heathen asses, didn't they
Ash: mmm genocide
coderman: no, it was god who killed them. they were bad.
coderman: otherwise god would not have killed them. it's so obvious you see.
   

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