#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

http://peerfear.typepad.com/blog/2005/05/destroying_life.html
posted by burtonator at 2005-05-24 23:10

Microsoft says "write down those good passwords!"
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 22:32

Ash: BONGS
Ash: The SENIOR PROGRAM MANAGER FOR SECURITY POLICY AT MICROSOFT SAYS THIS
coderman: the problem is passwords are fucking lame. if you take a lame system and make it slightly less lame, it is still lame. and still sucks. lets all move beyond passwords as the single token of authentication. today. please. OR THE KITTEN GETS IT!
Ash: zomg
Ash: passwords are for losers anyway
coderman: yeah man, my penile based vascular biometric scanner is not only secure, it gives me head.
Ash: LOL DONGS

ROBO-ROACH
posted by ^matthew at 2005-05-24 16:00

^matthew: see also

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=radio_hack
posted by Redb3ard at 2005-05-24 13:37

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm
posted by rik at 2005-05-24 12:58

^matthew: good game buddy

coder's gonna fire up tha kitchen! mmmmmmm, brains
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 04:12

Induction of Neurogenesis in the Mammalian Brain
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 04:11

simmo: a better way (hic!)

Memory Representation within the Parahippocampal Region
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 04:10

coderman: "These data, combined with evidence that the PHR is critical for maintaining odor memories in animals performing the same task, indicate that this cortical region mediates the encoding of specific memory cues, maintains stimulus representations, and supports specific match-nonmatch judgments critical to recognition memory."

Yes, you can grow a new brain.
posted by aminorex at 2005-05-24 03:08

aminorex: The brain is wider than the sky / For, put them side by side/ the one the other will contain with ease / and you, beside.
aminorex: The brain is deeper than the sea / for, hold them blue to blue / the one the other will absorb / as sponges, buckets do.
aminorex: The brain is just the weight of God / for, heft them, pound for pound / and they will differ, if they do / as syllable from sound.
aminorex: E. Dickinson
coderman: "They also made an intriguing suggestion: that the regeneration of new neurons in the neocortex throughout adulthood provides a "continuum of neurons of different ages that may form a basis for marking the temporal dimension of memory." - now that would be fucking cool!

The Light of Reason
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 02:52

coderman: an excellent blog for those days when you're feeling optimistic about the world
coderman: a few doses of reality will piss that pipe dream right down the flusher you naieve little hippy you...

Robert Lull was assassinated yesterday evening.
posted by aminorex at 2005-05-24 02:47

simmo: stabbed to death

Senators compromise on filibusters
posted by coderman at 2005-05-24 00:45

coderman: damnit, this was a fight i was looking forward to
coderman: fucking pussies

GTK Wifi Connection Manager applet
posted by Ash at 2005-05-24 00:30

Ash: linux sucks
Ash: why couldn't they be smart and rip-off the OS X one
Ash: suckers

http://sithsense.com/flash.htm
posted by burtonator at 2005-05-24 00:22