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last updated at 2005-06-20 21:38

<cryptomail> lick the nubs

Chineese using anti viral drug on birds in attempt to breed drug resitant super virus
posted by coderman at 2005-06-20 21:36

coderman: just kidding about their intentions, which are good, but the end result is the same.

Shades of "Fight Club": Soap made from the fat of Italian P.M. Silvio Berlusconi fetches a premium.
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-20 21:32

coderman: don't tease me, aminorex. shades of fight club invokes anarchistic visions of credit card banks imploding. you heartless bastard...
coderman: the greens are all about the ANsoy

The smart people are in Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, and Taiwan
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-20 21:30

aminorex: Suck it up you honky ape-men
coderman: so the next question is: is it better to be a rich dumb slavemaster of asian brains, or smarter than your slave driving honky ape men?

Oil hits 59.52 a barrel
posted by coderman at 2005-06-20 21:03

coderman: do we get a special prize when it peaks above $75 / barrel?
Zerodhero: Yes, the ability to walk everywhere
coderman: sweet!
cryptomail: FOUR MORE BARRELS
coderman: i wonder if i can mod the celica to run on biodiesel
Zerodhero: Nope, you can't
coderman: or goat farts. these animals have to be good for something!

SCIENTOLOGIST ATTACKED BY "WATER TORTURER" GANG
posted by Ash at 2005-06-20 20:43

coderman: ASSAULTED WITH GIANT CLAM BAKE
coderman: MASSIVE LAWSUITS PENDING
Ash: Knowing full well that water is merely the product of concentrated thetans, evil xenu forces have sprayed one of our own with THETAN JUICE
coderman: SCORTCHED EARTH LEGAL 'NUCLEAR OPTION' HAS BEEN INVOKED
Ash: They must be stopped!
coderman: WE ARE $CIENTOLOGY AND WE SPEAK IN UPPER CASE THETAN
Ash: < MutinyWork> FUCK TOM CRUISE.

Fuck you, F1 racing bitches
posted by coderman at 2005-06-20 20:31

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1533828
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-06-20 20:09

Zerodhero: Error messages we wish were real

Sativex, a cannibis related drug, on sale in Canada
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-20 20:06

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2138305/porn-sony-psp
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-06-20 19:27

Zerodhero: PSP & Porn - Sony doesn't like it

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/06/20/japan.sprinter.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-20 18:20

^matthew: Old guy, bad shorts, new record.

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/index.html
posted by ^matthew at 2005-06-20 17:54

^matthew: for the possessive stalker in all of us

when masters thesees go awry!
posted by coderman at 2005-06-20 16:52

coderman: ehehehe, he';s using drupal
coderman: niiice

TUNNEL AND DON'T CACHE
posted by cryptomail at 2005-06-20 16:34

cryptomail: Also, don't have any shoulder surfers

Why you can't afford a house in San Francisco
posted by Ash at 2005-06-20 15:36

Ash: alternatively: There Is No Housing Bubble

http://www.news-medical.net/?id=11139
posted by Ash at 2005-06-20 15:31

Ash: fuck you!
Ash: fucktards
coderman: "Researchers have already determined that the H5N1 bird flu strain in Vietnam and Thailand has become resistant to amantadine, and they suspect this is due to the drug's use on farms." - niiice!

The Bush Royal Family Supportive Bill, introduced Feb 2005
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-20 14:48

^matthew: Link to a bill to repeal the 22nd amendment.
^matthew: The 22nd is presidential term limits.

Voxfux predicted the Wellstone assassination.
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-20 14:35

aminorex: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0975276301/qid=1119278278/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/002-9937269-7976030?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
aminorex: "American Assassination: The Strange Death of Senator Paul Wellstone", Four Arrows, James H Fetzer
seti: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.voxfux.com/archives/senator-assassination.html
b0at: The defunct link http://www.voxnyc.com/archives/senator-assassination.html was excluded from the internet archive with robots.txt
aminorex: There were prior assassination attempts on Wellstone, too:
aminorex: http://archives.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/americas/12/01/colombia.wellstone.03/

Acts of war against Iran already underweigh
posted by aminorex at 2005-06-20 11:39

seti: www.uruk-hai.info

Oil hits $60/barrel
posted by seti at 2005-06-20 09:53

seti: Still well below the inflation-adjusted high above $90 a barrel set in 1980.
    
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