#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

Wireless Mesh Standard Proposal On Tap
posted by coderman at 2005-07-19 21:21

Windows Flaw Could Allow DOS Attacks
posted by coderman at 2005-07-19 21:10

burtonator: What else is new?
burtonator: In other news.. the sky is blue
coderman: just happened at a convenient time

Scientists teach monkeys to exchange money for goods, treats and sex.
posted by Tonus at 2005-07-19 19:48

Study: U.S. Divorce Rate Is Falling
posted by coderman at 2005-07-19 17:47

coderman: "The divorce rate in the United States is falling, and a new study offers an explanation: More people are shacking up instead of getting married." - OH NOES!
coderman: they are imprisoned together! lol. all a matter of viewpoint i guess. ;)
coderman: also, the tax break is nice.

BeBOXES
posted by coderman at 2005-07-19 17:25

coderman: the locale kit looks decent
coderman: also, LONG LIVE C++, mwahahahaha!
coderman: rotting coder brains forevar

weeds
posted by ^matthew at 2005-07-19 17:25

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5789263206&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-07-19 16:57

Zerodhero: Who has this much time?

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/23200/
posted by burtonator at 2005-07-19 16:30

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/263
posted by burtonator at 2005-07-19 16:27

Why Stoners Should be Castrated
posted by ^matthew at 2005-07-19 16:04

^matthew: Users of marijuana, otherwise known as dopers, stoners, perverts, devil worshippers, or child molesting criminals, present a menace to society the likes of which has not been seen since Adolf Hitler and his band of barbaric followers pillaged and raped Europe.
coderman: "HACK3D BY CHINESE"
^matthew: Marijuana distorts perceptions, thinking, and reality. It makes if difficult to form concepts and thoughts. Marijuana can also cause loss of motivation, and aggression. How many stoners are on the highway right now? Do you want aggressive people who cannot form concepts driving at excessive rates of speed behind you on the highway?
coderman: yes. yes i do.
^matthew: Since marijuana users care little for their reproductive health, else they would not use the drug, castration is a cost-effective way of guaranteeing that a new generation of stoners will not arise to menace our children. Most stoners would not notice their castration, anyway. It could be done safely and painlessly by medical students or veterinarians while the stoners were in a drug-induced stupor. No anesthetic would be needed.