#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

The laziest way to have sex.
posted by ^matthew at 2005-08-20 20:26

How much of your favorite caffeinated drink would it take to kill you? Take this quick test and find out:
posted by ^matthew at 2005-08-20 15:50

^matthew: It would take 187.69 cans of Red Bull to put me down.

Gonzo journalist takes final shot
posted by seti at 2005-08-20 12:21

A student in Japan is arrested on charges of using an ARMY OF BOTS to mug players in an online role-playing game
posted by seti at 2005-08-20 08:41

kp: lol

Amsterdam #1!
posted by seti at 2005-08-20 07:53

kp: /me wants 2 goto amsterdam

http://secondlife.com/
posted by ^matthew at 2005-08-20 05:53

http://www.kkmime.org/
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-08-20 05:05

Zerodhero: Watch the intro!
Zerodhero: The Founders Of Gospel Mimes

Praying Mantis makes a catch. A hummingbird.
posted by rik at 2005-08-20 02:25

rik: Non-gruesome photos.
rik: Strong little bastards too.

Florida sports fan sentenced to death
posted by coderman at 2005-08-20 02:05

coderman: "A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer."
coderman: BITCH, IM GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT!!! RAAARGGG!!! splut crunch
burtonator: I'm usually against the death penalty but this guys needs to be removed from the gene pool.. and with a quickness
^matthew: fucking florida
coderman: he clobbered her 70 times, but seventy splut's don't fit on an IRC comment. :(

FUCK YOUR LAME EXPORT RESTRICTIONS, YOU STUPID BASTARDS
posted by coderman at 2005-08-20 00:13

coderman: seriously, this reeks of the friendster "we have a policy we are not getting hacked" kind of ignorant hubris.