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EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME!
posted by rik at 2005-09-06 21:09

Why rik can't be a combat pilot. He suffers from this.
posted by rik at 2005-09-06 21:08

Smoot. At university he was rolled end over end to measure the length of the Harvard Bridge. It's 364.4 smoots plus an ear long.
posted by rik at 2005-09-06 21:07

rik: He didn't end his career in measurement there, though. He became the chairman of ANSI, and the president of ISO.

The Prime Number Shitting Bear
posted by rik at 2005-09-06 21:02

^matthew is right wing propoganda
posted by Ash at 2005-09-06 20:39

Mutiny: ^matthew is the american jesus.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9230300/site/newsweek/
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-06 20:35

^matthew: right wing propaganda

http://katu.com/stories/79479.html
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-09-06 19:41

Zerodhero: Little Buddy Is gone :(

http://www.drobe.co.uk/riscos/artifact1436.html
posted by Zerodhero at 2005-09-06 19:32

Ecstasy pills as low as 50p/ea in some parts of Britain
posted by uid0 at 2005-09-06 19:22

uid0: Coderman booking tickets ASAP
uid0: Ketamine not yet illegal in UK
uid0: "One common development is heroin and crack being sold together in "two for one" or other discounted deals."
uid0: " the place with the cheapest heroin was Sheffield at £25 a gram."
coderman: w0rd
seti: ketamine, however, still an awful drug, so legal or not, still no fun
coderman: only thing worse than special k is angel dust. fuck that nasty shit!

"Weather Predicting" pegs keep rain off laundry
posted by uid0 at 2005-09-06 19:21

uid0: Dear England: Dryers

BBC News - "Why does the US need our money?"
posted by uid0 at 2005-09-06 19:01

uid0: Britons don't want to donate to help dying Americans
rik: Britons question why richest nation in the world can't afford to help itself. Britons question why they re-elected fuckwit leader who keeps taking money away form infrastructure and tries to keep people scared so that they keep control. Britons wonde rwhy in a state that's supposed ot separate religion and the state, the leader keeps fucking yammering about god helping him, when it's pretty fucking obvious that if god exists, he doesn't care.
^matthew: Americans wonder all that and more.
uid0: Britons secretly glad to see bad things happening to naughty Americans
rik: Britons glad of plain, boring weather.
rik: Britons continue to complain about their own weather, of course, in an understated way.
uid0: Britons suddenly realising that boring weather means they have nothing to talk about; all that much more glad the US has horrible weather to discuss.
^matthew: Americans secretly planning to nuke London and other large uk cities, leaving Cardiff to head the United Kingdom.
rik: Bloody drizzle. Raining when you travel to work, sunny all day when you've left your sunglasses at home, then pisses it down when you leave the office.
uid0: Rik tans in the english rain
uid0: ""We have been asked for help by our sister organisation in the US," says a spokesman. "This is the biggest humanitarian operation in its 125-year history, we are looking at an area the size of Great Britain that has been devastated."
uid0: Note: American government not asking for money (but not refusing it)
uid0: At least it was the South

Buffeted by criticism over the federal response to Hurricane Katrina, President Bush said Tuesday he will oversee an investigation into what went wrong and why — in part to be sure the country could withstand more storms or attack.
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-06 15:56

^matthew: Note how we work terrorism into even a story about a natural disaster. "Or attack," they add, noting that terrorism and natural disaster both call for old fashioned civil defense, which has been conspicuously absent from any/all Bush plans.

FCC regulations considered too strict?
posted by coderman at 2005-09-06 08:36

coderman: "Despite of some really positive feedback from the community I encountered some really weird sign of few malicious users who would like to override FCC regulations."
coderman: "The person (whose identity I would like not to disclose) is well know in google searches when it comes to "FUCK FCC" statement. Is FCC out there (USA) so bad? Why some people hate it?"
coderman: for the record #iA is not home to malicious deviants. nor do we make the baby jesus cry.
coderman: the FCC SUCKS because they force vendors to implement obscure connector types making after market modifications difficult and needlessly expensive
coderman: they are an increasingly dated and irrelevant governing body designed for an era when spectrum scarcity was reality due to very poor signal processing electronics of the day
coderman: and they make things like the binary only HAL a mandatory requirement for legitimate driver implementors so that the HORROR of a true SDR cannot be weilded by unauthorized hands.
coderman: and 50 others reasons i'm not going to go into. so yeah, FUCK THE FCC!
coderman: SDR == software defined radio

have a coke and a smile
posted by cryptomail at 2005-09-06 03:56

    
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