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last updated at 2005-09-22 23:56

Are environmentalists to blame for the flooding problems in New Orleans? --Sean Hannity

On-Board TVs Let JetBlue Passengers Watch Disturbing News About Themselves
posted by coderman at 2005-09-22 21:49

coderman: "Mastoon said the JetBlue employees kept passengers informed but that he heard worst-case scenarios from TV news reports. Realizing the risks, he started taking swigs from another passenger's vodka tonic."

Giant penis on it's way to destroy Texas
posted by Fawn at 2005-09-22 21:05

coderman: bush dubs this "Cock Wars" and proclaims victory as the biggest dick known to man, Dick Cheney, is on his side.

John Lennon was dismissed as a Communist threat to the US only because he was always stoned
posted by Tonus at 2005-09-22 21:03

coderman: dude, i tried to play this angle; even smoked bowls on my back deck watching the white surveillance van parked across the way at an extended stay america.
coderman: apparently if you actually do shit rather than sing lame music you are still capable of being a stoner threat. FUCK THE BEATLES. ok, that's all.

vanilla darth
posted by Ash at 2005-09-22 20:28

Rita and Katrina Have Shut 23 Percent of U.S. Oil Refining Capacity
posted by coderman at 2005-09-22 17:58

coderman: do i see $3.50 a gallon coming? I DO! I DO!
coderman: i laugh in the face of all you excursion and hummer drivers. HA HA
coderman: maybe that first fill to top over $100 will invoke the folly of your excess
uid0: $80 the other day, not even a full tank
uid0: then drove in circles for hours out of boredom over the weekend
uid0: TRUE AMERICAN
coderman: <uid0> and then clubbed a few baby seals who were COMING RIGHT AT US!
Ash: $350/tank won't seem that bad once the dollar crashes and a sandwich costs $800 MegaDollars

w00t new ytcracker
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-22 17:55

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/image/GRHK480TS.jpg
posted by bk at 2005-09-22 17:25

A S H
posted by cryptomail at 2005-09-22 17:23

cryptomail: This is not a joke

eat me
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-22 14:03

    
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