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last updated at 2005-09-28 23:25

It is time for October.

The finest republicans
posted by logicmoo at 2005-09-28 23:25

Bush Crime Family Out Whoremongering
posted by logicmoo at 2005-09-28 23:03

logicmoo: Neil Bush, younger brother of President Bush, detailed lucrative business deals and admitted to engaging in sex romps with women in Asia in a deposition taken in March as part of his divorce from now ex-wife Sharon Bush.
logicmoo: The Bush divorce, completed in April after 23 years of marriage, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.
burtonator: The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and had sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them. "Mr. Bush, you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her," Brown said. "It was very unusual," Bush said
logicmoo: The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and had sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

Delay Indicted - Steps down as majority leader
posted by burtonator at 2005-09-28 22:53

burtonator: "The law says that corporate contributions to political campaigns are illegal in Texas," he said. "The law makes such contributions a felony. My job is to prosecute felonies. I'm doing my job."

Cop allegedly assaulted with fried chicken, soda
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-28 20:09

http://mrhands.ytmnd.com/
posted by uid0 at 2005-09-28 18:57

seti: <uid0> NSFW
seti: and gross.

Wikipedia blames Tor for abuse, when the real avenue for abuse is their lack of authentication
posted by Mutiny_ at 2005-09-28 18:30

seti: Undeniably, Tor gives kiddies with little pricks a way to play big assholes on the intarweb.
seti:
coderman: clearly far too many protocols and applications on the intarweb are designed poorly and with little thought to the distinctions between endpoints, users, identities and authentication
Mutiny_: Anonymity systems don't make people fucktards, it just brings out the fucktardation in them

Typhoon LONGWANG: Current Data
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-28 18:28

vanilla darth
posted by Ash at 2005-09-28 18:14

Ash: scent of a darth
Ash: dude where's my darth
eeeeeee: darth darth baby..
seti: Leaving Darth Vader
rik: things to do in devner when you're darth

tomcruisesnuts.com - "What you need, when you need it"
posted by seti at 2005-09-28 18:13

David Cronenberg and wife demo sex scene
posted by eeeeeee at 2005-09-28 18:13

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/
posted by seti at 2005-09-28 18:11

seti: nuff said

Tom Cruise lecture series turns out to be hoax
posted by Ash at 2005-09-28 18:07

mischump
posted by uid0 at 2005-09-28 18:05

Semantic Parser in Prolog
posted by logicmoo at 2005-09-28 16:51

MIT's $100 laptop [prototype due soon]
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-28 16:46

^matthew: story
b0at: Speak 'n' Spell: The Next Generation
^matthew: wind-up power!

Choose Your Own Adventure - New Orleans
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-28 15:16

Laura Bush will travel to storm-damaged Biloxi, Miss., to film a spot on the feel-good, wish-granting hit "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."
posted by ^matthew at 2005-09-28 14:00

^matthew: It's not clear exactly what Mrs. Bush will do ... "I think we say, 'Mrs. Bush, the stuff is over here, the people are over there, could you grab the other end of that mattress?' " Forman said. Press secretary Susan Whitson envisioned something closer to handing out clothing and thanking volunteers.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
posted by Tonus at 2005-09-28 09:36

    
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