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WalMart p0wn3d

coderman: "So, databases "inside its stores" and the web site didn't get penetrated. That leaves, uh, POS devices, and....dare I say it...wireless? If we find out that they got p0wned via wireless (a la Lowes, back in 2004?) I will fall off my chair."

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1609790

hunterp: cheney shoots a man while hunting texas

WWII era gun battery unearthed after 60 years

New Antigravity Solution Could Enable Space Travel Near Speed of Light

coderman: "On Tuesday, Feb. 14, noted physicist Dr. Franklin Felber will present his new exact solution of Einstein's 90-year-old gravitational field equation to the Space Technology and Applications International Forum (STAIF) in Albuquerque."
coderman: "The solution is the first that accounts for masses moving near the speed of light. Felber's antigravity discovery solves the two greatest engineering challenges to space travel near the speed of light: identifying an energy source capable of producing the acceleration; and limiting stresses on humans and equipment during rapid acceleration."

Licensing hell comes to town in the guise of AT&T

j_blogs: maybe apple shoulda helped develop theora or durac
j_blogs: internet storm center should start tracking DoS like this article
j_blogs: and all patent-related articles

re No time travel

j_blogs: recant! recant! blasphemer!
j_blogs: "If the loop exists at all, it must have one unchanging form." uhuh. right. must. by definitioin, right?
j_blogs: meddle ye not <mummble mumble>
j_blogs: keywords: They are all abstract mathematical constructs without any counterpart in nature.
j_blogs: aight. so why disprove them?
j_blogs: s/(nothing can move in spacetime)/$1 relative to its own frame of reference/
j_blogs: solution 1
j_blogs: solution 2

Free advertising from the Feds, for adware advertisers

How to clone an (incorrectly-reporting) implanted RFID

j_blogs: "As long as the user stays at least a foot away from any unsecured person or thing, there is very little risk."
j_blogs: [of having their RFID cloned]

and now a picture from our sponsors

j_blogs:

Eyeballing Sprint NAP Pennsauken

coderman: "If you want an interesting story - look into why AIM and Trillian just announced an 'encryption' bug that required patches - CALEA anyone?"
coderman: lolz
j_blogs: "The assertion that the feds are tapping the Internet at Sprint NAP (which isn't quite what you said, granted) is silly, since hardly any of the Internet goes through there."
j_blogs: never heard the phrase modus operandi?

THE MAN HASSLES INNOCENT LOCAL AREA MAN

coderman: "We asked to take their photographs for publication. They said no."

IBM to Debut High-Performance 'Cell' Chip Blade Servers

coderman: its a good year to sell equipment to defense for Total Information Awareness

Intel ups ante with 4-core chip

Homeland Security wraps up first mock cyberattack

coderman: these pay good money for you infosec whores
coderman: " The weeklong exercise, dubbed "Cyber Storm," was organized by the department's National Cyber Security Division and 115 public- and private-sector partners. It was designed to model the coordination among government and industry necessary for responding to and recovering from "large-scale" intrusions affecting the energy, information technology, telecommunications and transportation sectors."
Ash: LOL U WANNA CYBER

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/starwarz.php

Recommended U.S. TSCM Firms

http://www.nallatech.com/?node_id=1.2.2&id=30

OpenCores FPGA and IP / Chip designs

NallaTech fpga+dsp modules

NetCraft comfirms it, America is dying

   

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