#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Don't be a jerk!
posted by codermange at 2006-02-15 21:59

http://www.pantalaine.com/index.html
posted by Ash at 2006-02-15 21:29

"Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other." by Willie Nelson
posted by codermange at 2006-02-15 21:05

GOLD DIGGA
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 20:22

SCENT OF A DARTH
posted by Ash at 2006-02-15 19:40

positions for later
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 19:24

coderman: reverse cowgirl
coderman: (anyone else feel free to suggest favorites)
coderman: cincinatti bow tie
rovar: (and for much later) The Dirty Sanchez, the Houdini, the Never Ending Story, and the Eight Monkeys in a Tube Sock.

FUCK THE FCC, FUCK SOFTWARE PATENTS, FUCK INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, the NDA can live though. but FUCK NON-COMPETES
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 19:20

rovar: Eff the fuck word!

Great Dick, Babe
posted by uid0 at 2006-02-15 19:16

uid0: dumb lady tries to tell cops filmed gangbang was rape
coderman: i hate when this happens. those damn statuatory laws are a pain too.
uid0: "While performing in the reverse cowgirl position (use your imagination), Moonier turned to the camera and said, “This better not fucking end up on the Internet unless you’re gonna give me some of the money!�"
uid0: why hasn't this ended up on the internet? ):

good news!
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 19:12

coderman: coder got some

House Blasts Katrina Response - Report Blames Leadership for 'National Failure'
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 19:10

coderman: because there is no oversight in this fucked up one party government
coderman: fucking piece of shit motherfuckers. i want my taxes back

IRS: Government lost revenue to cheaters, errors, Taxpayers held back $345 billion in '2001; very little recovered - FEELS SOOOO GOOOOD
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 18:50

coderman: i want a refund for all my taxes spent on illegal surveillance
coderman: "The biggest component of the tax gap attributable to individuals is underreported income from business activities for which there is no third-party reporting comparable to the W-2 reports of wages that employers send to the IRS. Such underreported income -- including rents, royalties, partnerships and the income of self-employed people -- totaled $109 billion."
coderman: you always inflate expenses, rather then trying to hide income. because you can't hide much income from uncle sam.
coderman: see also: money laundering

Oracle eats Sleepycat
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 18:48

coderman: old news, but i like this title best
dopp: What they failed to see in the Ebay auction fine print is that they only purchased an _image_ of Sleepycat!

PalmSource reveals Linux mobile phone OS plans
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 18:43

cryptogram on valentines day
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 17:07

coderman: "Valentine's Day is the biggest single 24-hour period for florists, a huge event for greeting-card companies and a boon for candy makers. But it's also a major crisis day for anyone who is having an affair.
coderman: "After all, Valentine's Day is the one holiday when everyone is expected to do something romantic for their spouse or lover -- and if someone has both, it's a serious problem." - hey, not always! Fawn does ok.
coderman: ""'If anything is going on, it will be happening on that day,' says Irene Smith, who says business at her Discreet Investigations detective agency in Golden, Colo., as much as doubles -- to as many as 12 cases some years -- on Valentine's Day."
coderman: "I hope I don't need to remind you that cheaters should also be reading that book, familiarizing themselves with the 829 telltale signs they should avoid making." - dont worry, most cheaters are selfish and stupid

Whistleblower says NSA violations bigger
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 17:01

coderman: "Russell D. Tice told the House Government Reform Subcommittee on National Security, Emerging Threats and International Relations he has concerns about a "special access" electronic surveillance program that he characterized as far more wide-ranging than the warrentless wiretapping recently exposed by the New York Times but he is forbidden from discussing the program with Congress."
coderman: hehehe, gotta love NSA compartmentalization
coderman: aka, least privilege on roids
coderman: "Tice said he believes it violates the Constitution's protection against unlawful search and seizures but has no way of sharing the information without breaking classification laws. He is not even allowed to tell the congressional intelligence committees - members or their staff - because they lack high enough clearance."
coderman: " Neither could he brief the inspector general of the NSA because that office is not cleared to hear the information, he said."

buttocks.
posted by seti at 2006-02-15 15:25

http://search.cpan.org/~gaas/libwww-perl-5.805/lib/HTTP/Daemon.pm
posted by j_blogs at 2006-02-15 11:50

j_blogs: "The content attribute of the HTTP::Response object can be a normal string or a subroutine reference. If it is a subroutine, then whatever this callback routine returns is written back to the client as the response content. The routine will be called until it return an undefined or empty value."
j_blogs: yay!

http://forums.clubsi.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=6451430&an=0&page=4
posted by rovar at 2006-02-15 09:38

rovar: RIP O RLY

the hot chip list
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 06:35

coderman: Tim's Cascade Style Habanero (my current favorite)
coderman: Death Rain's Cajun Hot chips
coderman: Death Rain's Hot Habanera kettle cooked chips
coderman: Dirty Chips' Jalapeno Heat
coderman: Zapps' Hotter ‘n Hot Jalapeno
coderman: Kettle Chips Spicy Thai
coderman: Tim's Cascade style Hot Jalapeno
coderman: Tim's Cascade style Wasabi (horseradish)
coderman: Poore Brothers Habanera Intensely Hot chips
coderman: there you have it. if any are hotter than Tim's new habanero let me know.
rovar: Any of the new Pentium D Extreme Editions seem to run a little hot.

Tim's Cascade Style Habanero Potato Chips
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 06:14

coderman: "Some say Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world: We know it makes the hottest snack! Try Tim’s New Habanero Chips today, but don’t forget to have a glass of water or your favorite beverage nearby!"
coderman: oh man, these are so good
coderman: their hot jalapeno (product 420, lol) are my second favorite
coderman: you gotta eat a handful of them (or two or three). the heat starts to build to a delicious level of tasty hottt

Software mitigations to hedge AES against cache-based software side channel vulnerabilities
posted by coderman at 2006-02-15 04:00

coderman: "Depending on the level of the required side channel protection, the measured performance loss of our mitigations strategies versus openSSL (respectively best assembler) varies between factors of 1.35 (2.66) and 2.85 (5.83)." - 6x slower? fucking lame!

http://www.cagle.com//news/Muhammad/images/lauzan.gif
posted by Ash at 2006-02-15 03:48

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=0&id=34628
posted by silentfury at 2006-02-15 00:12

AccordionGuy: 16 S: Yes please L: "That would be the butt, Bob."