#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

A farrari enzo crashes with two passengers going well over 100MPH. no injuries.
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 23:15

A Computationally Sound Mechanized Prover for Security Protocols
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 23:12

coderman: "We present a new mechanized prover for secrecy properties of cryptographic protocols. In contrast to most previous provers, our tool does not rely on the Dolev-Yao model, but on the computational model. It produces proofs presented as sequences of games; these games are formalized in a probabilistic polynomial-time process calculus."
coderman: "Our tool provides a generic method for specifying security properties of the cryptographic primitives, which can handle shared- and public-key encryption, signatures, message authentication codes, and hash functions. Our tool produces proofs valid for a number of sessions polynomial in the security parameter, in the presence of an active adversary."
coderman: OUR TOOLS IS ALSO PATENTED, PROPRIETARY, AND READY FOR SALE!

Phollow the Phlopping Phish
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 23:08

coderman: executive summary: user education isn't going to solve the phising problem. a good phish uses SSL and employs trusted visual representation in a browser (the colored bar, the lock icon) to fool even the most conscientious of joe average users.
coderman: TWO FACTOR AUTH FOREVAR

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* ...
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 23:02

Sexy Felons!
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 23:00

coderman: "Claiming that Internet surfers have been using her mug shot for "private sexual gratification," a convicted drug dealer is threatening to sue The Smoking Gun unless her booking photo is removed from our site."
coderman: "Making matters worse, he adds, our posting of Hicks's photo "has invited members of the public" to use her mug shot for masturbatory purposes."

http://plutonicnetworks.net/~minddog/acts_as_ldapable.rb
posted by minddog_ at 2006-02-22 22:49

http://www.madville.com/link.php?id=128204&t=16
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-02-22 20:19

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6cQB2ZNxQOo4hM:https://my.estoresnw.com/kap/ProductImages/C-toilet-computer-C.jpg
posted by cryptomail at 2006-02-22 19:54

External USB Video card
posted by Ash at 2006-02-22 19:32

http://weakstair.ytmnsfw.com/
posted by Ash at 2006-02-22 19:15

http://headrush.typepad.com/creating_passionate_users/2006/02/brain_death_by_.html
posted by est at 2006-02-22 18:06

slugfest!
posted by seti at 2006-02-22 17:50

Roses of The Prophet Muhammed
posted by minddog_ at 2006-02-22 16:29

There is a god and he likes to crash billboards
posted by minddog_ at 2006-02-22 16:14

Apple Mail Shell Script JPEG Exploit
posted by minddog_ at 2006-02-22 16:09

D&D Geek o'clock!
posted by Oliver at 2006-02-22 15:57

IE is a hateful suckful shitfest and does not like standards, part 237
posted by Ent_Porpoise at 2006-02-22 11:26

Ent_Porpoise: no sir I do not like it on a train, No sir, I do not like it on a plane
Ent_Porpoise: sorry sir, we have standards for a reason, and it is you who does not comply. goodbye.
seti: note /2003/ in URL - then again, objectively speaking IE is still a hateful suckful shitfest whose authors abhor standards.
Ent_Porpoise: most users of the product <cough> haven't upgraded since then and if they have it probably still sucks.
Oliver: Microsoft? Standards? thats not permitted!
Ent_Porpoise: the words "kicking and fucking screaming" enter my mind. frequently.
Ent_Porpoise: I guess I can read this as a way to keep fuckwits from abusing my sites.
Ent_Porpoise: Oh? You can't see the content? goodbye.
Ent_Porpoise: grumble grumble mote from your own
pleung: Is that fixed in IE7?

Open-source firmware for Apple's iPod
posted by fridge at 2006-02-22 10:47

Put your trust in the pussy
posted by rik at 2006-02-22 08:44

Gen_Porpoise: 404: Page Not Found

Nothing to see here, please move along.
posted by Gen_Porpoise at 2006-02-22 07:56

Gen_Porpoise: you have 5 seconds to comply
Gen_Porpoise: yeah right. even fuckign CNN knows about the fucking gatling guns at lawrence livermore laboratories
Gen_Porpoise: 2 seconds to comply ...
Gen_Porpoise: turns out 12,000 nuclear warheads just ain't enough to keep people free.
Gen_Porpoise: totalitinarianism. are we there yet?
Gen_Porpoise: 1 second ...

The End of the Western World we have known since 1945
posted by fridge at 2006-02-22 07:51

Gen_Porpoise: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_clock
Gen_Porpoise: I make it about 1/4 to two.

Taco Bell taken over by ROBOTS!
posted by huslage at 2006-02-22 07:14

cryptomail: someone give me binary for "would you like fries with that\0"

Coolest Flash Thing Ever. BUBBLE WRAP!
posted by huslage at 2006-02-22 05:39

Interception Caching/Proxying
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 03:18

coderman: when coder says " i'm fond of transparent caching proxy configuration with a little iptables fu" this is what he's talking about

Pivia got eaten by F5, but their tech is still cool
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 03:13

coderman: plz someone write an open source implementation of this
coderman: see this for a better description, curse you F5
Gen_Porpoise: summary: Vendors are looking at the application-processing holdup.
Gen_Porpoise: summary in own words instead of lifted from the press release: vendors trying to sell cache for your badly written app server.

Java for Morons!
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 02:30

coderman: hahah, they have CORBA in there.
Gen_Porpoise: hahaha they have JAVA in there

http://gabrito.com/post/fed-up-with-java-switching-to-a-new-language
posted by rovar at 2006-02-22 02:22

/. PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive
posted by seti at 2006-02-22 02:01

What's wrong with this picture?
posted by Mutiny at 2006-02-22 02:01

Mutiny: LOLZ
seti:

Praise Bob.
posted by seti at 2006-02-22 01:32

I MISS WRITING IN CAPS
posted by minddog_ at 2006-02-22 00:27

minddog_: minddog misses writing in caps

REVERSING THE PANOPTICON, TARGETS:
posted by coderman at 2006-02-22 00:24

coderman: collecting open source tools for content management, database replication, federation, and distributed processing with knowledge discovery tools, pattern/motif discovery methods, and classical sigint
Mutiny: GOD DAMN IT CODERMAN JUST SHUT UP PLEASE YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT YOU MAKE NO SENSE
coderman: cataloging critical infrastructures including telecommunications, electrical power distribution, fuel distribution and processing, and supporting industries, especially their interconnections with the government
coderman: applying layered interconnect / social network analysis / disconnect|append / and mind map style relational exploration tools with these data layers including GIS, public news and pr wire, academic research, and military/industrial sources
coderman: and finally using decentralized cooperative models to feed as much public observation and informal discovery process to direct knowledge discovery within these interconnected networks
coderman: (sorry, been mired in data processing, knowledge discovery / analytics, and large scale batch/cluster computing models too long)
coderman: if it's a police state they want, let's get this thought-crime party started! i'm tired of all the foreplay...
minddog_: Or we could leave the country
coderman: tis more glorious to be ground beneath the jack boot of oppression
minddog_: tis more annoying to be demanded of by an incoherant leader
coderman: <cheney> we traded those pussy jack boots for a 12 guage to the face, bitches!
Gen_Porpoise: disconnect|append
Gen_Porpoise: that thing is a bitch to reverse. you go right, and it goes left ...
Gen_Porpoise: disconnect|append
Gen_Porpoise: disconnect|append