#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

http://bigmixup.com/writing/cheesechicken/
posted by Ash at 2006-03-14 23:31

20/20 says American kids are stupid
posted by uid0 at 2006-03-14 22:59

Metal Is So Precious That Scrap Thieves Now Tap Beer Kegs
posted by coderman at 2006-03-14 22:52

Snicker at your friends for DL'ing chix.w.dix.dvdrip.avi
posted by cryptomail at 2006-03-14 20:59

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=36099539665548298&q=microsoft+ipod
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-03-14 20:52

Zerodhero: Ipod packaging, the M$ way

Pacman!
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-03-14 20:17

Virginia Tech's 24 display array "workstation"
posted by seti at 2006-03-14 20:08

Robert F. Kennedy's killer is eligible for parole this week, and the decision could ultimately rest with Arnold Schwarzenegger, a potential conflict for the governor because he is married to the victim's niece.
posted by tanheusa at 2006-03-14 19:21

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2006/03/13/ascii-art-1948/
posted by uid0 at 2006-03-14 17:22

The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died after being struck by a train
posted by tanheusa at 2006-03-14 16:29

Mmmm beer
posted by Oliver at 2006-03-14 14:13

Net^H^H^HNo-grafitti.com
posted by j_blogs at 2006-03-14 13:02

j_blogs: <blink>irony</blink>

http://outsidetv.blogspot.com/2006/02/smirnoff-underage-drinking-isnt-their.html
posted by rik at 2006-03-14 12:56

Ante-graffiti: Australia bans PC game set in world dominated by government intolerant of free speech <insert irony here>
posted by j_blogs at 2006-03-14 12:31

j_blogs: australians not so dumb .. even though their government treats them that way
j_blogs: also interview with the game producer (mp3)
j_blogs: more quotes and opinions from the wierdos who banned it
j_blogs: but the best are the quotes from the NY judge who threw out the attempt to ban the launch party in the US. yay!
j_blogs: <Judge Rakoff (yes that's his real name)> By the same token, presumably, a street performance of Hamlet would be tantamount to encouraging revenge murder... As for a street performance of Oedipus Rex, don't even think about it...
j_blogs: WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKWITS.
j_blogs: tell you what, i never have felt the urge to grafitti more than i felt on reading about how these people banned this game.

The Bible. Illustrated with Lego
posted by rik at 2006-03-14 12:10

j_blogs: N=nudity | S=sex | V=violence | C=cursing
j_blogs: Yup, it's the bizzle with the schizzle, it's got the lot (and his wife)
j_blogs: useful translatory aid if you do not know you bible fully

dog panda
posted by cryptomail at 2006-03-14 03:14

Isaac Hayes Quites South Park
posted by huslage at 2006-03-14 02:54

huslage: he quit too.
huslage: "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.
huslage: doh.
j_blogs: you mean those lyrics to all those songs are scientologist lyrics?! OMG
j_blogs: I HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED!!
j_blogs: E:<iamnottheblackprivatedick .idonotgetallthechicks. .. must resist.>

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bill-stickers-is-innocent.html
posted by Ash at 2006-03-14 01:14

A short, concise musing on the human existencial dilemma.
posted by rovar at 2006-03-14 00:48

rovar: Soap, and water. Soap, and water. Soap and water.
j_blogs: you can do this with a C=64

Via unveils high performance mini-ITX line
posted by coderman at 2006-03-14 00:43

coderman: yay! the C7 proc with C5J core is in production!
coderman: 4096bit montgomery multiplier and sha new to padlock engine...
Gen_Porpoise: Just what the world needs! more montgomeries!
Gen_Porpoise:
Gen_Porpoise:
Gen_Porpoise: o_O
fridge:
Gen_Porpoise: <blink>

One est link, no titles spotted
posted by est at 2006-03-14 00:33

Ash: you misspelled 'titties'
seti: and for that I apologise.
j_blogs: he mis-spelled 'penis' too