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last updated at 2006-03-21 23:40

Did they teach you that word at Talk Like a Dick school

DIA Spooks looking for spooky
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 23:40

OpenBSD - give us money, you stingy bastards!
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 23:28

seti: there is much truthiness in this thread
coderman: lol, like anything ever got funded based on relevance, virtue and performance. it's all about the shallow flashy flashy!

Finding security's next American Idol
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 23:18

coderman: bwahahah.. heheh.. oh god, my side hurts.
coderman: "But unlike the popular "reality" TV show, judges aren't determining who can best carry a tune. Instead they weigh students' ideas for making information security more user-friendly, with $50,000 -- enough cash to fund a project for 12 months -- hanging in the balance." - a good idea, why'd they ruin it with this idol bullshit???
coderman: "In the real world, when you are in a bad neighborhood it is very clear," said Mustaque Ahamad, director of Georgia Tech's Information Security Center. "But online, you have no idea whether you or your computer system is in any kind of danger." -- HEHEHE, the DIGITAL GHETTO METER
seti: I don't believe my digital ghetto meter has any other output than "Way into the red, sir"... at least I've not seen it yet!

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08252005
posted by Ash at 2006-03-21 22:41

86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 22:32

Ash: "I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."
coderman: i want to see some fucking return on investment! bitches!

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11062003
posted by uid0 at 2006-03-21 22:15

What are you doing?! You're supposed to be sick!
posted by Ash at 2006-03-21 22:15

http://achewood.com/?date=05132003
posted by Ash at 2006-03-21 22:14

You'll never think of Cool-Whip the same again.
posted by Mutiny at 2006-03-21 22:07

"We've Moved"
posted by cryptomail at 2006-03-21 21:19

Javascript form validation – doing it right
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 20:48

coderman: " When using Javascript for form validation, there is a right way, a wrong way, a very wrong way, and a suicidally wrong way!"
coderman: lots of example code in their sample script
coderman: see also: JavaScript Form Validations Made Easy!

Welcome to South Dakota!
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 20:35

Many Meanings of Privacy
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 20:20

Snakes on a Plane Trailer
posted by uid0 at 2006-03-21 19:31

uid0: hahahahahaha
seti: !LAME!

http://www.organstops.org/FullIndex.html
posted by est at 2006-03-21 14:21

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4818128.stm
posted by rik at 2006-03-21 13:32

rik: Wonder where your Oregon state taxes are going? They going to buy video games for prisoners.

http://pdatabase.dyndns.biz/test12.php
posted by Redb3ard at 2006-03-21 10:56

Airlines Lost 30M Bags in 2005
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 07:15

coderman: what i want to know is how many of that 30,000,000 is never recovered
coderman: that's a lot of booty for TSA
coderman: "The 30 million misdirected bags comprised only 1 percent of the 3 billion bags processed last year by airports, up from 0.7 percent in 2004"
coderman: another reason i'm glad i quit flying...

Man plays tune on 2 guitars at once.
posted by rik at 2006-03-21 03:59

rik: SURPRISE. HE'S JAPANESE.

(old) VMWare Server now fee-free
posted by j_blogs at 2006-03-21 03:21

j_blogs: beta

The Quantum DLT-S4 offers 1.6TB of capacity
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 02:10

j_blogs: tape drive
Mutiny: 1.6Tb COMPRESSED
Mutiny: "NEW TECHNOLOGY ALLOWS ME TO STORE 1000 PETABYTES OF ZEROS ON A NORMAL CD-ROM WITHOUT SPECIAL EQUIPMENT OR MEDIA!"

DoD official had child porn on computer
posted by seti at 2006-03-21 01:39

seti: not just any DoD official; this one was head of the IPv6 Transition Office.
seti: I guess now IPv6 == more address space == more smut available, in many people's minds

http://www.helio.com/
posted by huslage_ at 2006-03-21 00:33

j_blogs: man a phone that spins around like that would just be annoying

http://welectronics.com/gsm/I%20Mate/I-MATE_K-JAM.HTML
posted by uid0 at 2006-03-21 00:25

The PATRIOT Act Game
posted by coderman at 2006-03-21 00:22

coderman: "I've had people complain to me that when they play, nobody wins. They say `We're all in Guantanamo and nobody has any civil liberties left,'" he said. "I'm like `Yeah, that's the point.'"
coderman: heheh
seti: PATRIOT USA Act - The Game
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