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MMHMM, THAT'S RIGHT. I TOOK YOUR SWINGLINE, BEYATCH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athena

coderman: "Athena is an armed warrior goddess, never a child, always a virgin"

wise words

coderman: "Never argue with idiots, they'll just drag the discussion down to their own level and beat you with experience."
coderman: ""Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea; massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of ind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."
coderman: <Fawn> crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

n3td3v r00lz d00d

coderman: oh god, so funny.
coderman: what's scary is the number of people who consider him a reputable security engineer
coderman: jeezus lord people, wtf
coderman: ""After I write data, I raely have incentive to read the data before its submitted via the www communications network."

http://pdatabase.dyndns.biz/test13.php

Gurong.a call gate instantiated rootkit

coderman: niiice!

French are racist.

Internet Exploder remote execution exploit. oops!

coderman: from the "fondling the heap for fun and profit" department.

Tawdry Teacher Tapes Released

coderman: heheh, she fucked that kid in the back of her SUV as his cousin drove. LOL
coderman: what a team effort
rovar: I'm not interested unless they post video
coderman: are you asking for child pr0n, rovar?
coderman: i dont want to see her humping a 14yr old!
coderman: now a 17 year old girl on girl would work...
rovar: What if we edited david hasslehoff's body over the 14 year old?
coderman: yeah, that'd be fine i guess.

Supreme Court Splits in Limiting Police Searches

coderman: "A homeowner has the right to bar the police from entering without a warrant to look for evidence of a crime even if the spouse agrees to the search, the Supreme Court ruled today."
coderman: aww yeah, FUCK THA POLICE! :P
coderman: i don't want my 5 year old kid giving consent because he/she was promised candy by an officer.
coderman: "In a 5-3 decision, the court upheld the privacy rights of a homeowner standing in the door and said those rights cannot be given away by another occupant of the dwelling." - w00t
rovar: This week on cops: "OH HELL NO, MERLENE. THE NEWS GUY SAYS YOU CANT LET THE COPS IN TO GET MY SHIT! I GOTTA SAY SO"
coderman: "David H. Souter cited the "ancient adage that a man's home is his castle," and that even "the poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the crown." -- hahaha, what???
Ash: woah woah woah.. we have a 'crown' now
Ash: ?
Ash: THIS JUST IN, SUPREME COURT ESTABLISHES BUSH-LEAD MONARCHY
coderman: "Today's ruling is likely to apply to other residences, such as apartments and group homes, but it may not restrict searches of cars, which police are given more leeway to search." - this pisses me off; a fucking passneger in MY CAR should not be able to give consent to search
seti: pardon me, but this sounds like a no-brainer. why would a random passerby have any right to decide about one's property?

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Teacher Debra Lafave Won't Face Student Sex Charges

coderman: "<Hettinga> Jesus. I didn't realize how smokin' hot this woman is. Damn. On behalf of 14-year-old boys everywhere, RAH"
cryptomail: <VIVID> Sign here
coderman: oh man, i've got "HOT FOR TEACHER" playin' in my mind...

Wonky breasts signal cancer risk

FreeBSD Security Advisory FreeBSD-SA-06:12.opie

greatest bugzilla report evar

from the dept. of common sense: treating depressed mothers improves the childrens attitudes and behavior. wow! who'd a thunk it?!?!

coderman: i suppose being raised by a manic mother biases me somewhat...

http://7centurytrails.50megs.com/Kochee4.JPG

International Earth Destruction Advisory Board: How to Destroy the Earth

Mutiny: EARTH—In a move astronomers are calling "surprising," the planet earth violently exploded yesterday, shattering into billions of tiny fragments and killing all life existing on it. "From all indications, the planet just spontaneously combusted," said James Frye of Stanford's Palomar Observatory. "We'll know more after we examine soil samples."

An Efficient Single-Key Pirates Tracing Scheme Using Cover-Free Families

coderman: "A cover-free family is a well-studied combinatorial structure that has many applications in information theory and cryptography. In this paper, we discover another application by proposing a new public key traitor tracing scheme based on cover-free families."
coderman: pirates and traitors, who knew security could be so exciting!!!
j_blogs: is this something to do with skull & bones club?
Ash: CHANGE YOUR NICK TO SIMMO, IDIOT
j_blogs: well thanks ash. now i am cover-free.
seti: BLOWN
   

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