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<@Ray> Alcoholism is rad.

Construct
posted by Mutiny at 2006-03-31 22:44

Mutiny: Construct is a python module for defining arbitrary data structures. Once a data structure (aka, "construct") is defined, it can be used to both parse raw data into an object and build an object into raw data. Unlike most parsers, it works at the bit-level, so you don't need to worry about parsing individual bits or unaligned fields.
Mutiny: And wonderfully Pythonic to boot.

T-Mobile MDA phone
posted by coderman at 2006-03-31 22:31

coderman: "Size: 4.29 x 2.28 x 0.93 inches Weight: 5.64 ounces Talk time: Up to 5 hours Standby time: Up to 10 days"
coderman: "Band (frequency): 850 MHz;900 MHz;1800 MHz;1900 MHz Bluetooth® wireless GPRS/EDGE and Wi-Fi enabled"
coderman: "1.3 Megapixel camera Video playback Expandable mini SD memory slot"
Mutiny: AKA Cingular 8125

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/
posted by rovar at 2006-03-31 22:16

Want some chips?
posted by cryptomail at 2006-03-31 22:04

no fatties pls
posted by ^matthew at 2006-03-31 21:49

^matthew: about one-third of the 900 patients weighed 350 pounds or more.
^matthew: On some days, half the patients were obese. Some weighed 500 pounds or more.
^matthew: lift machines help some patients get in and out of bed.
^matthew: Lights have been added at floor level because the bodies of extremely obese people can cast a shadow that makes it hard to see the floor.
^matthew: Operating tables have been widened because the girth of some patients was lapping over the table, in some cases all the way to the floor
^matthew: Syringes with the longest available needles — 4 1/2 inches — couldn't penetrate the fat.
uid0: http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060331/capt.motg10203311827.diet_hospital_obesity_motg102.jpg?x=380&y=313&sig=jJP7dlNa4IfAhZVJcQiPuQ--
uid0: ok i buy the "to the floor" thing now

H.R.4968 Tupac Shakur Records Release Act of 2006
posted by ^matthew at 2006-03-31 19:38

Kidnappings forecast to rise in Iraq
posted by ^matthew at 2006-03-31 14:21

^matthew: I like that 'forecast' word. "Slight chance of sanstorms, so take your breathing mask, and 60% chance of kidnapping so bring the AK as well."

http://www.breakfasttacos.com/conspiracy.jpg
posted by fridge at 2006-03-31 09:51

fridge: +http://www.tetrahedron.org/articles/anthrax/flowchart.gif
    
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