#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

GOLD
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 23:36

coderman: "it will soon come to light that the 'world reserve currency' idea was the temporary thing, an anachronism of the industrial age."
coderman: it could have been more resilient but fiat currencies are always abused over time.

Bush officially declares himself supreme emperor
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 23:32

coderman: "President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution."

Gold, copper, platinum reach fresh heights
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 21:53

coderman: i find it suspicious they never say "dollar deflates to new lows"
seti: like anybody in the US cares about other currencies (what other currencies? we have a strong economy and a strong dollar!)

aalib is better than...
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 21:52

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/10/attraction_study/
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 21:47

coderman: "This just in from the department of the fairly bleedin' obvious: US boffins have discovered that women find men who like kids more attractive as potential long-term mates."
coderman: "They are, however, more likely to go weak at the knees for guys with higher testoterone levels - at least if they're looking for a "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" short-term fling."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4757179.stm
posted by cryptomail at 2006-05-10 21:29

Hippo in bikini HAWT
posted by cryptomail at 2006-05-10 21:01

cryptomail: NJoi

Pleung's P=NP dissertation
posted by uid0 at 2006-05-10 20:58

uid0: amazing
coderman: would fap again
kp: NSFW
Mutiny: BONERS

The unoffical English worldcup song
posted by Oliber at 2006-05-10 18:59

49% of Germans say fook the world cup
posted by Oliber at 2006-05-10 18:57

Oliber: I agree!
Ash: 49% of Germans are sore losers
uid0: 100% of Germans are losers

Wanking prevents cancer
posted by cryptomail at 2006-05-10 05:55

simmo: "Fluid"
simmo: otoh "a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%"
simmo: that's "increased". fucking gives you cancer, wanking stops it.
simmo: gives credence to the theory that God is a sadistic bastard.
Oliber: Get with the plot, thats over 2yrs old!

SGI Reorg Plan
posted by huslage at 2006-05-10 05:26

coderman: "step 3. emerge and IPO new stock for cray merger and debt assumption. w00t!"

http://www.mail-archive.com/cryptography%40metzdowd.com/msg06114.html
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 01:37

coderman: "The best plane service in the nation was the old Eastern shuttle that ran between DC and NYC and Boston. You showed up -- no tickets -- and walked on board. It left once an hour, all day, like a train."
coderman: "The fare was collected on board, the same way the stewards go down the aisle and serve drinks. It cost everybody the same price."

global warming google maps hack
posted by rovar at 2006-05-10 01:30

eTelemetry Locate - Piercing network anonymity in real time
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 01:20

Wireless - 'faster than wired'
posted by coderman at 2006-05-10 01:15

coderman: WIRELESS == THE WINNER
coderman: also, fuck all you fiber tapping fuckers! AES in WPA2 and/or end-to-end!
coderman: i'm holding out for a laptop with some free space optics. peer-to-SONET-peer is rad

KITTEN SMACK
posted by Mutiny at 2006-05-10 00:59

Mutiny:
simmo:

http://www.break.com/index/hannityloon.html
posted by rovar at 2006-05-10 00:43

seti: omgwtfbbq?! why give airtime to the loony bin like this, they have their own tv channel already (700 Club).