#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

http://www.last.fm/music/Brakes/_/Cheney
posted by synackle at 2006-05-16 23:45

Bowing To The Police State
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 23:27

coderman: BOW DOWN YOU PANSY MOTHERFUCKERS
coderman: you'll trade away rights for the appearance of security and kiss my ass for the privilege
coderman: actually, i can barely summon any outrage or disbelief anymore. i mean, maybe if bush and cheney got up in front of the nation and took turns pissing on the constitution i'd find a little spark of furor left. but until then i'm all raged out...

Verizon: NSA didn't ask us for records
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 23:04

coderman: "One of the most glaring and repeated falsehoods in the media reporting is the assertion that, in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks, Verizon was approached by NSA and entered into an arrangement to provide the NSA with data from its customers' domestic calls," the statement read.
coderman: "What really happened is the NSA approached us and offered us a large sum of money, to be paid every quarter, for direct access into our fiber and databases."
coderman: "We readily complied for that sweet sweet lucre, and they have been doing all the work. To say we entered an agreement to provide them data on our calls is patently false."

Instant Mess
posted by seti at 2006-05-16 23:01

Verizon: NSA didn't ask us for records
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 22:57

Ash: LIARS
coderman: what BellSouth and Verizon are really saying: "The NSA didn't leave a paper trail, so we can plausibly deny everything! wmahahaha! suckers!"
coderman: two weeks later.. "<Verizon> The NSA told us to lie. We wanted to tell the truth, really."

Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 22:25

Ash: BALLS
coderman: poor munkey
coderman: yes, the bears ate his balls too.
coderman: "The young female monkey was heard screaming, 'NO, DON't KILL ME, I MUST LIVE FOR MY BABIESSS!' just before the bone crunching started. occasionally a bear would look back with muzzle full of monkey meat toward the agonizing cries of the baby monkies now left alone to fend for themselves in a cruel cruel world."
coderman: the end.

http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=1748
posted by Mutiny at 2006-05-16 21:48

http://snap.com
posted by kp at 2006-05-16 21:35

kp: ajax search engine
cryptomail: BALLS Javascript must be enabled in your browser to use this page. Please enable Javascript under your Tools menu in your browser.
cryptomail: BALLS CONTINUED, I knew that, just said it for comedic effect
cryptomail: ....Crickets....

Streaming 3GP video from your MythTV box to your EVDO phone (with unlimited data subscription, of course)
posted by seti at 2006-05-16 20:04

Experts at SophosLabs(tm), Sophos's global network of virus, spyware and spam analysis centers, have discovered a worm that attempts to send a photograph of an owl to attached network printers.
posted by seti at 2006-05-16 18:26

seti: viral marketing among fark.com readers, anyone?
coderman: O RLY?
coderman: appears to be the work of a bored secretary with VB skillz
seti: YA RLY!

FBI checking reporters' phone records - The bureau may be using the Patriot Act to get phone records in leak cases.
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 17:21

coderman: "National Journal's CongressDaily reported last week that Russell Tice, a former NSA employee who was also one of the sources who revealed the warrantless wiretapping story to The New York Times, is going to give Senate Armed Services Committee staffers more information Wednesday" -- holy shit, he finally got an audience with congress
coderman: " “I think the people I talk to next week are going to be shocked when I tell them what I have to tell them. It’s pretty hard to believe,� Tice said.
coderman: "“It’s an angle that you haven’t heard about yet,� he said. ... He would not discuss with a reporter the details of his allegations, saying doing so would compromise classified information and put him at risk of going to jail.
coderman: i know what it is. FIBER TAP DAT ASS
rovar: "After this, a series of talk shows, I'm going to be a rich motherfucker"
coderman: seven months to get an audience with congress. WTF
coderman: ""there's no way the programs I want to talk to Congress about should be public ever, unless maybe in 200 years they want to declassify them. You should never learn about it; no one at the Times should ever learn about these things. But that same mechanism that allows you to have a program like this at an extremely high, sensitive classification level could also be used to mask illegality, like spying on Americans." -

BellSouth denies giving records to NSA
posted by coderman at 2006-05-16 17:08

coderman: <BellSouth> hehehe, nothing in writing, so WE DIDN'T DO IT! (please don't sue us...)
coderman: <Burns> excellent...

Judicial Watch to Obtain September 11 Pentagon Video at 1 p.m. Today
posted by uid0 at 2006-05-16 16:28

uid0: "Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, announced today that Department of Defense will release a videotape to Judicial Watch at 1:00 p.m. this afternoon that allegedly shows American Airlines Flight 77 striking the Pentagon on September 11, 2001. "
uid0: http://www.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,30000-pentagon_160506,00.html

"What are people worried about? What is the problem?" asked Lott, a former majority leader. "Are you doing something you're not supposed to?"
posted by seti at 2006-05-16 09:36

seti: scum, all of them
also: /me is masturbating
also: why? are you looking?

nettee| tee, but for when you want to send network data to more than one machine at once
posted by also at 2006-05-16 09:03

Ncat| netcat but unidirectional.
posted by also at 2006-05-16 09:02

also: how the fuck do i get netcat to dump both ends of a conversation then?
fridge: RTFM
also: netcat
also: I did. It's about three lines plus padding.
also: oh you mean it's built in?
also: got it, minus stupid hex:
also: nc -l -p 1111 | tee test1.txt | nc 127.0.0.1 11750 > test2.txt
also: where server is on 11750 and browser is pointed to localhost 1111
also: then you want like:
also: tail -f -n 30 test1.txt
also: in a different xterm .. rinse, watch, repeat
also: tee rocks.
also: and always keep your lazgun handy ;)
also: what i want is a tool that will just do this:
also: nc 127.0.0.1 11750 -l -p 1111 -o test.txt
also: but nc doesn't do that
also: invalid connection to [127.0.0.1] from (UNKNOWN) [127.0.0.1] 45436

<mom>I'm proud of her
posted by cryptomail at 2006-05-16 04:29

BOOM!
posted by Mutiny at 2006-05-16 04:28

Mutiny:
also: <USA>Maybe if we make more bombs they will hate us less .. ???

Chavez erupted in anger about being "compared to the biggest genocide person alive, in the history of humanity, the president of the United States -- killer, genocidal, immoral -- who should be taken to prison by an international court"
posted by Ash at 2006-05-16 02:07

Ash: go chavez woo
Ash: BALLS

US resumes relations with Libya
posted by ^matthew at 2006-05-16 02:05

^matthew: America announced the resumption of diplomatic relations with Col Muammar Gaddafi's Libya yesterday, declaring the former sponsor of terrorism an "excellent" ally in the fight against violent extremism.
Ash: BALLS

Black holes? Maybe dark stars instead
posted by seti at 2006-05-16 01:15

rovar: Dark stars? no. Death Stars. "Terrist" Death Stars
dopp: Aha, those terrorists are foiled again.
dopp: Little do they know that there are no Freedom Alderaans to destroy
Ash: BALLS

http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm
posted by almo at 2006-05-16 00:31

Ash: BALLS

Chat rooms help FBI hunt for pedophiles
posted by cryptomail at 2006-05-16 00:13

Ash: BALLS