#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

My Two Vaginas
posted by laney at 2006-08-10 22:47

Mutiny: It's a shame she doesn't have 2 full vaginas or we could have some one of a kind "quadruple penetration" porn

Sed Arkanoid
posted by seti at 2006-08-10 16:29

TSA is immediately implementing the following changes to airport screening procedures:
posted by ^matthew at 2006-08-10 16:27

^matthew: NO LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY KIND WILL BE PERMITTED IN CARRY-ON BAGGAGE.
^matthew: SUCH ITEMS MUST BE IN CHECKED BAGGAGE. This includes all beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, tooth paste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency.
^matthew: Beverages purchased in the boarding area, beyond the checkpoint, must be consumed before boarding because they will not be permitted onboard the aircraft.
seti: There goes the tax-free shopping business. There goes the whole travel industry, actually.

http://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/index.php?sort=ratings
posted by seti at 2006-08-10 12:47

seti: [via]

Mayan glyph representing a block hole at the center of our galaxy
posted by nnnnn at 2006-08-10 09:32

nnnnn:
nnnnn: "...knew, over a thousand years ago, that on this date there will be an astronomical alignment of our sun and the center of the Milky Way [on October 21, 2012]"
nnnnn: "Also, on this date, the tail of the "shadow" serpent descending the northern steps of the pyramid at Chichenitza will be pointing exactly towards the Pleiades star cluster which will be located straight up and over the structure.."
nnnnn:
nnnnn: see also mecca emits radiation story withdrawn by NASA
nnnnn: "October 21, 2012, they said will end the cycle and our world will end by fire but will be reborn in a new, different and more evolved form. This will be the beginning of a new sun or the 'Sixth Sun' according to the Mexicas (Aztecs)."
nnnnn: I see your September 12, I raise (raze?) you October, 2012.
nnnnn: or is it Dec 2012?
nnnnn:
nnnnn:
Mutiny: If they're so smart how come they like 100 spanish came in and conquered them?
nnnnn: see also tocharians
nnnnn: like the north-african pre-egyptian civilisation, many ancient americans (and others) were snake worshippers
nnnnn: It began in Africa. All aboard, all aboard, woohoo. We're justified, and we're ancient, we hope you understand.
nnnnn: What time is love?
nnnnn: <GOD> I call it homo sapiens sapiens .. it's recursive, you see ...

(Nov 05) <Iranian President> "You oppressed them, so give a part of Europe to the Zionist regime"
posted by nnnnn at 2006-08-10 09:19

nnnnn: "second proposal was for 'a referendum in Palestine for all the original Palestinians' to decide on the future of what is now Israel, the Gaza Strip and West Bank."

Britain foils terrorist bid to blow up planes
posted by est at 2006-08-10 08:02

est: "The department for transport, which revised the security measures at the country's airports following the disclosure, said passengers will not be allowed to take any hand luggage on to any flights. Only the barest essentials, like passports and wallets, will be allowed in transparent plastic bags."
nnnnn: on flights in/out of UK

http://www.aztlan.net/us_troops_massacre_iraqi_family.htm
posted by nnnnn at 2006-08-10 05:57

nnnnn: http://www.aztlan.net/homeland_security_incident.htm
nnnnn: The special agent asked me whether I believed in the armed and violent overthrow of the US government. I answered "no" and that I believed in making social and political changes through the "ballot box".

Bernanke explains monetary policy with shadow-puppet theater
posted by est at 2006-08-10 04:04

est:
est: "The rate increases have penetrated my pineal gland, " Bernanke said.

Bjork takes apart her TV
posted by est at 2006-08-10 03:53

nnnnn: DO NOT LET POETS LIE TO YOU