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No other channel gives as much prohibited enhancement to the tail carriage, or your money back! || We make Pelé look like a donkey with a helmet.

Bad Grammar Makes Me [sic] tshirt

4yrs for dittlin'

rovar: "Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk. "
cryptomail: love how they found semen on the carpet

Opiates and crack for one very special child

Oliver: Luckily, now clean and mum safely locked away
anomie: This story and all the characters in it presume that drugs are inherently bad by the mere fact of being drugs. This assumption is never addressed.
cryptomail: Dood, shooting junk, bad

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/new-items.shtm

rik: From TFA: "We encourage everyone to pack gel-filled bras in their checked baggage."
rik: what.. everyone? me too?

Kill tha wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

Ryanair to sue brit govt. unless they relax security.

http://openeeg.sourceforge.net

pretender: Seriously cool

McEliece cryptosystem

Poll: Bias Against Mormon, Muslim in White House

coderman: amusing, since utah is the reddest of the red states
coderman: they also don't consider an atheist/agnostic president, which i bet ranks even lower :)
coderman: <Co$> BUT SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE A-OK, MY FRIENDS
est: how bout a bachelor unitarian like thomas jefferson?
coderman: don't ask how many citizens know what womens suffrage is about...

open dev and closed case (dual sata)

coderman: mmm, 750G 16M cache SATA w/ loop-aes keyscrubbing padlock accelerated AES-256 (only the finest cipher impls served)
coderman: mainboard specs
coderman: 2 x 1W indoor 2.4Ghz amps
coderman: 2 x RouterBoard 14 mini-pci to pci
coderman: 8 x Atheros CM9 radios
coderman: padlock features

France: 200 soldiers for Lebanon peace-keepers

est: "UN officials had counted on France, which already has 200 troops in the current UN force of 2,000, to provide 3,000 or 4,000 more to form the backbone of a force of up to 15,000."

janusbox

coderman: two usb and zeroisation toggle on mainboard cover
nnnnn: zoroastrian
coderman: poor janus, so misunderstood...

Good for your lappy

nnnnn: broken link should be this
nnnnn: this is exactly the right personality module for a crusty old ibm thinkpad

1 THE ARABIAN HORSE SOCIETY OF AUSTRALIA LIMITED ABN 12 001 281 590

coderman: "Irritants to anus and vagina to enhance tail carriage are prohibited"

Foot in Mouth Booties

http://www.sock-dreams.com/_shop/pages/socks_cat_CategoryID_85.php

coderman: mmmmmm
est:

ook! ook!

est:

Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot

Guns Raise Male Testosterone Levels, Aggression

coderman: just simply handling one gives you agro

www.packing.org/state/oregon/

coderman: "Must inform Law Enforcement when Carrying - NO" (sweet)
coderman: so if it's legal to carry openly, can i hang a gloc around my neck and walk around town?
coderman: "ORS 166.642 - Felon in possession of body armor is a Class C felony." - damn, didn't know that was illegal
coderman: "ORS 666.420 - Cypherpunk in possession of optical fiber fusion splicer is a Class A felony."

Pirate Party, Arrr!

laney: Arrr!
coderman: "We do not support nor condone any unlawful distribution of copyrighted works."
cryptomail: hehehehehe
laney: Arrr!
coderman: Arrrrrriba!
laney: Arrrruba!

Coderman's Acres of Bodie^H^H^H^H Humble Abode

laney: Jaysus!!! Jaysus Fuckin' A!!! Is that Denver? Is that Denver, Colorodo?!?!?!?

http://sanfrancisco.citysearch.com/profile/868343/

KiloWatt

Use of oil resources by US forces in Iraq and Afghanistan

nnnnn:
nnnnn: graph from http://www.wtrg.com/prices.htm
nnnnn: wormsign!

Captain Awesome and the Wonder Friends

darkish-looking woman fronts up at US checkpoint with bottle of liquid

nnnnn: bomb hoax makes national news in Australia
nnnnn: "That's probably the only time when I felt a little bit scared," Mr Singleton told the Nine Network.
^matthew: In other news, TSA tards pawed through my luggage yesterday, yet inexplicably left two (2) explicitly banned items in it. I didn't notice until I was on the plane.
nnnnn: One source suggested the bottles may have contained deadly dihydrogen monoxide
nnnnn: in all fairness, I must say, Don't let an uneducated and terror-stricken mob of fanatics railroad you into giving up your right to choose!
   

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