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Mutiny:

The Early FAS and the FBI (By, Ivan Oelrich, VP for Strategic Security)

coderman: if you find an electronic copy, link here

Cruise and Holmes Baby Pictures Fail to Sell

coderman: "but pictures of Suri Cruise produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point the offer for the photos was reportedly rescinded."

no pedestrians plz

http://www.hpl.hp.com/techreports/2006/HPL-2006-116.html

rovar: Emily sounds hot.
Mutiny: Sounds like she's got a Caml-toe
rovar: rimshot

Never Fear America, the TSA is now Vigilant, Effective, Efficient, Strong Like a Rock, Agile Like A Ninja and Diverse Like an Applebee's Appetizer Sampler

rovar: It's good to know that the TSA's security model is patterned off of an everlasting gobstopper.
coderman: "layered securtiy enhanced with bomb-sniffing Freedom Puppies will surely save the day..."
rovar: Although there is one fatal flaw in there security model, there is no such gooey center in the middle of a gobstopper!
rovar: This comment will be replaced.
coderman: i think "we" are the goey center getting crushed in an overbearing shell of security theater
coderman: or rather, "you", since i quit flying years ago... hahaha, suckers.
rovar: I must say that Security theatre would get better reviews than Snakes On A Plane

Neural Net Makes Eavesdropping Breakthrough

coderman: cocktail party problem == solved

Wikipedia oh so handy

AT&T says cooperation in NSA spying was legal

coderman: " Cicconi may have been referring to an obscure section of federal law, 18 U.S.C. 2511, which permits a telecommunications company to provide "information" and "facilities" to the federal government as long as the attorney general authorizes it. The authorization must come in the form of "certification in writing by...the Attorney General of the United States that no warrant or court order is required by law."
coderman: "Other officials, including the deputy attorney general and state attorneys general, also are authorized to write these letters."
coderman: sorry EFF, you're fuckered. (we all know who was attorney general and his deputy)
coderman: now to get them both tried for high crimes and hung from the gallows
coderman: w00t

Examining Two Recent Rulings Allowing Suits Against the NSA's Warrantless Wiretapping To Proceed, Despite the State Secrets Privilege

coderman: "In sum, this Administration will very probably pay for its general assault on federal court jurisdiction and power by facing a far less receptive audience for its state-secrets privilege claims, than would otherwise have been the case. With this privilege, the rule may turn out to be: If you abuse it, you lose it."
seti: "Judge Taylor found that the state-secrets privilege required dismissal of the Internet-based [communications wiretapping] claims"

why adiabatic quantum computers are cooler than gate models

coderman: heheh, i made a crappy pun.

Google to throw party and geek out at Worldcon

coderman: <google> commander data was using a google appliance chip in his android brain. this is reason enough for us to attend!

Fast diesel

What a Moronic Presidential Press Conference!

http://www.panphobia.com/disease/lyssophobia.htm

10 Coolest Concept Cars

nnnnn: heh the mille miglia thing is a bit hyped, since the race only allows cars from pre-1958
nnnnn: MMM but not very hyped
nnnnn: design of the modern one
nnnnn: bmwworld
nnnnn: presumably the full press release from bm
nnnnn: but this is nicer:
nnnnn:
nnnnn: wie kompt es
nnnnn: more oldies

ICM 2006 Press Releases

coderman: (international congress of mathematicians)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

rabbi: Mmm, man-milk.
coderman: "Extreme stress combined with demanding physical activity and a shortage of food has also been known to cause male lactation. " - that's odd

http://www.abditum.com/~rabbi/len-out.jpg

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0822tacostadium0822.html

rovar: Everyone pile into the Pink Taco! We're about to get rowdy!
rovar: (Or pink tocko, for those so inclined)
   

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