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<coderman> also, throw in a masturbation scene while reciting shakespear

Long Working Hours Can Raise Hypertension Risk By 29%

coderman: "Americans work more hours per week than the Japanese do. In Japan they have a term, Karoshi, which means dying suddenly as a result of working too much." -- AWESOME
coderman: "They also found that challenging and mentally stimulating jobs tended to protect people from developing hypertension. Those with highest risks of suffering from high blood pressure as a result o doing many hours were clerical and unskilled workers."
coderman: "The USA is the only developed country which does not have legal restrictions on the number of hours a person can work each week."

Carob - Bringing Sequoia technology to the C/C++ world

Ray Guhns Arrest and pending Censorship of the Adult Industy

coderman: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Defense secretary accuses extremists of manipulating media

anomie: NAW, REALLY???

Generating Buzz With Link Baiting and Viral Campaigns

rovar: after this method of marketing has worn out its welcome, the next logical step is the fledgeling "self tatooing" market

Math Professors Solve 'Cocktail Party' Problem

coderman: rechump, but it's been a few days and this is cool...
coderman: "Our solution is called 'signal reconstruction without noisy phase,'" Edidin said. "In speech recognition technology, a 'signal' could be a recording of 25 people in a room talking at the same time. Our solution shows that we can pull out each voice individually, not just with the words, but with the voice characteristics of each individual.
coderman: "Theoretically, our solution says you should be able to pick up voices on a squeaky old microphone and then separate them all out so that you can hear what each person is saying in his or her own voice,"

Capricorn releases a 120TB storage system

coderman: "CAPRICORN TECHNOLOGIES just released a low power, fairly intelligent storage system based on the Via mini-ITX boards. The short story is 3TB per 1U node, 120TB per 19 inch rack."
coderman: this needs crypto
coderman: with the EN15000's you can stick 6 drives per 1U, (4x IDE + 2 x SATA), though this would probably hit just above 100W per 1U

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=54084

D'Amato, Anthony, "Porn Up, Rape Down" (June 23, 2006).

Quiet Supersonic Transport (Supersonic Aerospace International)

pretender: I want Invisible Superluminal Transport
rovar: Unfortunately, you have to anally probed before and during flight to prevent possible terrist misuse.
seti: Bigger pics from this Wired album

Bill O'Reilly is truly off the deep end (asks if judge who ruled against NSA wiretaps wants Americans to die)

seti: puke
rovar: Anyone who thinks their ought to be an emphasis placed on homeland security over any other form of public safety needs to go back to statistics class.

Scott Trask keeps it real.

Apparently two years after the election was stolen it's finally safe to say so out loud.

rovar: Kerry, for once in his life, is actually committed to an issue. Too bad its a couple years late.

Scientology nearly ready to unveil Super Power

seti: via

Rumsfeld forgot his meds

fridge: $7,000,000 ICBM vs some guy with a backpack filled with < $100 worth of explosives
Oliver: I'll take the ICBM a north korean ICBM, k-thx

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nobody_cares

EU vs US law suit brewing on dataprotection/anti-terrorism finance investigation

Oliver: Get your bets in please!

CUCKOO.WAV

Dell ftl.

   

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