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TUBBY TUSTARD

MBA students are the biggest cheaters

est: they really are evil
est: "More than half (56%) of M.B.A. candidates say they cheated in the past year. For the study, cheating was defined as plagiarizing, copying other students' work and bringing prohibited materials into exams."
est: "However, what's holding many professors back from taking action on cheaters is the fear of litigation."

housing slams US growth

est: "My feeling is this is the worst of it," said Peter Morici, a professor at the University of Maryland School of Business. "It's a reflection of the new economy. We don't have recessions anymore. We just have growth slowdowns."
est: humor ^^^

Halliburton's voter guide

http://www.google.com/search?q=Gouzenko

DonFundoshi: some spy scandal in Canada at start of the Cold War

Smuggled nuclear waste cases double

DonFundoshi: still planning your 'peaceful, safe' nuclear power station?
DonFundoshi: doubled IN THE PAST FOUR YEARS
DonFundoshi: more than 300 intercepts since 2002
DonFundoshi: still planning your 'peaceful, safe' nuclear power station?
DonFundoshi: "recent seizures have been kept secret to protect the activities of Western security services". yeah, right. nothing to do with keeping people on-side with nuclear power...
DonFundoshi: there would be a new reported intercept every few days, worldwide, if this wasn't being hushed up
DonFundoshi: instead we hear about the dangers of smuggling water onto a plane
DonFundoshi: HAR HAR HAR HAR HARRRR
DonFundoshi: "Al-Qa'ida makes no secret of its desire to obtain a dirty bomb. Its leader in Iraq," hang on a fucking minute .. "leader in Iraq" .. until fucking dickhead George Bush invaded Iraq, there WAS no fucking Al Quada in Iraq! Thanks a frigging heap, cocksucker.
DonFundoshi: "Captured al-Qa'ida leaders have since confessed to the CIA of their attempts to smuggle a radioactive device into the US." Information obtained under duress? I wouldn't believe a word of it.
seti: that presupposes they had a nuclear weapon, and that they actually tried to bring it into the US, but were caught somewhere. where is the smoking gun?
seti: no smoking gun = no proof = no go. NEXT!

America Can't Fucking Vote Again

The problem of 'how to rebel'

DonFundoshi: and how to deal with fake $rebellion
DonFundoshi: aka the stopstopg20 stopg20-affinity group
Mutiny: Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute
Mutiny: Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
DonFundoshi: related: http://stopg20.org/
DonFundoshi: let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
DonFundoshi: what us senator would name their son after George? is the G in G20 the same G as in GIII?

http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article1935977.ece

est: "Growth in the US economy slowed to its weakest pace for three years over the summer, according to official figures that triggered a drop in share prices across the world."
est: "The slowdown was driven by a slump in the housing market. The report showed that spending on new housing contracted by 17.4 per cent, the biggest annual decline for more than 15 years."

This is how you do it....consult lawyers FIRST

cryptomail: Good job :)
laney: <cheney> drown the bastard! Force him to have gay sex on cam, then drown him! Us Republicans will show those sexy hot tight little college boys not to be naughty. Some one, get me Foley on line seven!
laney: <foley> <lisp>mmm... yes! Drown him in man spunk, on cam! We're not fooling around here bad little boys need to be punished, severely!</lisp>

Australia to build 154 MW solar plant

DonFundoshi: "government will contribute $57 million to the $319 million project " .. compared with how much that they are thinking of spending on a supposed nuclear plant?
DonFundoshi: "begin operations in 2008 and reach full capacity by 2013"
DonFundoshi: they should build 10 or 20 of these
DonFundoshi: solar photovoltaics is just as proven a technology as nuclear, been around for 50 yrs
DonFundoshi: using 1% of the world's deserts could provide more energy than all the existing fossil fuel energy being used
DonFundoshi: Australia's history in the Nuclear Weapons^H^^HPOWER industry
DonFundoshi: "[John Howard, Nuclear FanBoy, Imperial running dog and lacky] applauded Bush's Nuclear Posture Review of December 2001 and National Security Strategy of September 2002, which together lowered traditional US barriers to the use of nuclear weapons by sanctioning their deployment against suspected adversaries including non nuclear weapons states.
DonFundoshi: still think they're just concerned for the Greenhouse?
DonFundoshi: sleaze.
DonFundoshi: give me the "dogma of denial" anyday, you sleazy cretin.
DonFundoshi: "Informed answers are hard to come by because the federal government refuses to divulge specifically what it knows or wants." and yet the sleazy cretin called for 'a full blooded debate'. GET FUCKED.
DonFundoshi: NO NUKES FOR YOU.
DonFundoshi: please find alternate means of power generation, consider the nuclear export program now closed.
DonFundoshi: we will be sweeping the aisles for plutonium residue in 5 minutes, please vacate the building. dump all nuclear waste in an appropriate receptical on your way out. thankyou for your cooperation.

Chirac lobbies for power, rail deals in China

Cheney 'no brainer'

DonFundoshi: meanwhile, the little fish do fry

Welcome to the age of enlightenment. Please do not attempt to overcome your restraints.

Mutiny: WARNING: Universe ends 10m ahead.

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