#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Hard-knock New England city welcomes region's largest solar installation
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 23:35

laney: unfortunately, they forgot that there's no sun in new england

Defective stuff at Amazon for your wishli^Wdon't-want-list.
posted by Tonus_ at 2006-10-30 23:24

Screeners at Newark fail to find 'weapons' - agents get 20 of 22 'devices' past security staff
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 18:54

seti: Do you feel safer now?

Charlie Stross: The future is now, let's put it behind us
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 13:54

seti: science fiction author with the coolest vanity domain name, too.

"Blade Runner" Finally Gets Its Due
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 13:41

DonFundoshi thinks that talking to the chump robot is better than talking to himself.
posted by Mutiny at 2006-10-30 11:54

DonFundoshi: well, is it?
Mutiny: Survey says: no, it isn't.

This thing about conspiracy vs incompetency -- so now you want me to believe my Boss got where he is through sheer incompetency?
posted by ConJob at 2006-10-30 11:25

EVIL EVIL EVIL E S T
posted by cryptomail at 2006-10-30 09:05

cryptomail: With new and improved est heartbeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWPOPSXGYI&NR
posted by cryptomail at 2006-10-30 06:26

est_: so sublimely cat

HOLD MY POCKET BITCH
posted by cryptomail at 2006-10-30 05:23

Mutiny: Kicking "Scared Straight" up a notch to "Butt-raped Straight"
Mutiny: Hey that's great. Atleast kids will know that they need to try a lot harder to stay out of prison. By murdering cops trying to arrest them and fleeing as quickly as possible.
Mutiny: lulz at the irony of "Potter's House." From Potter's House to Potter's Field.

Robber who shot himself is now dead!
posted by cryptomail at 2006-10-30 05:16

cryptomail: Darwin candidate
Mutiny: I don't think simply shooting ones self qualifies for a darwin.
cryptomail: it was by accident tho!
Mutiny: Still, people accidentally shoot themselves all the time. It's not an amazing or even relatively interesting method of removing ones self from the gene pool.
Mutiny: Decapitating yourself with a chainsaw to win a bet, now THAT is worthy of an award.

Why Avi Rubin's opinion on the fake boarding pass generating website is incorrect
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 04:03

What if it became widely accepted that religions are the biological equivalent of masturbation--"hacks" that we have learned to perform on our own bodies to achieve feelings of transcendence on demand?
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 01:39

seti: (A review of Daniel Dennett's new book Breaking the Spell)
est_: If religious partisans want to engage Dennett, they need to start talking specifics:"Why I have good reason to believe that God talks to me, but not to all those other people who insist that God tells them the exact opposite of what He tells me..."

http://www.maherarar.ca/
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 01:32

Most Profound Man in Iraq -- an unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."
posted by seti at 2006-10-30 00:33