#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Oh yes, printer manufacturer(s) is/are EVIL. OH YES.
posted by Malkovich at 2006-11-02 22:58

When you walk into the voting booth on Tuesday, no matter where, with that rage burning in you, stab that motherfuckin' punch card, beat the shit out of that Diebold touch screen, and yell, "Fuck them" as you vote them into oblivion.
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 22:53

seti: (Rude Pundit -- NSFW)

Supposedly Linux-friendly Core 2 Duo mobo
posted by dopp at 2006-11-02 22:08

dopp: Two potential issues: 1) sky2 driver for lan0 is flaky and 2) PATA controller requires kernel param

http://www.linuxdevices.com/news/NS9650008628.html
posted by silentfury_ at 2006-11-02 21:57

NYT plugs OpenDNS
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 21:22

new candidate for best "most deceitful ad" ever
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 16:42

seti: NSA

http://themot.org/gallery/d/58721-1/pacmanchart.png
posted by Oliber at 2006-11-02 14:55

uid0: Portion Of This Chart That Looks Like Pacman

Michelle, "The Pass Around Girl"
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 14:09

Google == CIA
posted by TimLearysHead at 2006-11-02 12:09

TimLearysHead: except this was revealed on Alex Jones, who is about as CIA as I have ever seen, so must be false
TimLearysHead: except that Alex Jones by now must know we know he's CIA, so it must be a ruse to make us think Google is NOT CIA, so it must be true
TimLearysHead: "You can measure the level of truth of the statement by how long after the event,within 9 months, that the person dies in a mysterious way or by vehicular wreck ( I say vehicular to cover anything that is a mode of transport, including tricycle)."
TimLearysHead: damn. still alive. means i must be missing.

Embedded Retrovirus seperated from human DNA and revived by crazy scientists
posted by TimLearysHead at 2006-11-02 12:07

NYT - Letters to the Editor re the Kerry botched joke
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 11:31

http://docwiki.gumstix.org/Batteries
posted by TimLearysHead at 2006-11-02 09:52

TimLearysHead: fix this.
TimLearysHead: http://docwiki.gumstix.org/Next_gen_gumstix#Battery_Buddy
TimLearysHead: experiment
TimLearysHead: howto (PDF)

US President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he hoped China would transform from a country where people "hoard the money they have" into one where people buy large amounts of US products.
posted by fridge at 2006-11-02 09:36

TimLearysHead: and then send the US products back to the US, shipping paid
fridge: Why would they buy overseas when they can get high quality, cheap products locally?

chump archive all fucked up XML
posted by TimLearysHead at 2006-11-02 09:33

Mockumentary about Air Franc
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 07:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTLH3Bsjlo
posted by mlp at 2006-11-02 07:41

Short for the long term [ the dollar ]
posted by est at 2006-11-02 07:25

est: "If America's current account deficit were a car, it would not be a Hummer, but a Mack truck. If it were a pro-wrestler, it would be Andre the Giant wearing Hulk Hogan as a shrug. If it were a newspaper, it would be The Economist."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/uid0tock
posted by rabbi at 2006-11-02 07:03

rabbi: uid0 tock tock rarr.

minute of the living dead
posted by rabbi at 2006-11-02 06:59

rabbi: Explain pleung tock, tock, gleep.
seti: I see... SALMAN RUSHDiE AND AYATOLLAH KH0MEiNI

Firmware release notes for some Linksys product with an enormous "Dissemination of this information is PROHIBITED" banner. WTF?
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 06:21

TimLearysHead: DO NOT CLIECK!

U.S. privacy protections rank among the worst in the democratic world
posted by coderman at 2006-11-02 02:01

dopp: Don't be hatin'. We need to maintain that 'competitive edge'.
TimLearysHead: like USA is in the democratic world hahaha

Issues during early voting in Florida. Guess which candidate the machines favor?
posted by seti at 2006-11-02 00:39