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last updated at 2006-11-22 22:57

jump kick him in the balls!

it takes effort to really stand out with a freak web site

coderman: and this site doesn't under-deliver the freak, let it be known!

Are you feeling lucky? Let's go get wild at the Google holiday party - 25

coderman: "As a long time employee, I am expected to attend but am not currently in a relationship because of my many work responsibilities. I also am pretty sexual adventerous (genius types have kinky tastes) and would like to hook up with the right girl for some somewhat public sex and/or heavy petting at the party and a possible LTR later."
coderman: "When I say kinky I am talking about S&M with pre-teen hermaphrodite children in ritualistic group sex/rape orgies. I can tone this down to a bestiality and scat fetish if necessary."
coderman: "If you have scrotal saline injection kit, please let me know in advance so I can properly wax my sack aforehand."
coderman: "PS: I cannot make your website come up on the top of the Google search results, but I can make you cum while on top of the guy who helps to generate them."
coderman: what cocky fuck

Choices = Headaches

coderman: "The more choices you give people, the harder it is for them to choose, and the unhappier they'll feel. " - mmm, good usability is hard, george!
coderman: when you start learning about software interface design and usability you realize just how very horribly complicated and stupid most software is...
coderman: now, there is a limit to the minimalism required for good usability, for example, the SINGLE BUTTON MOUSE that apple spawned into existence is PURE, 100% EVIL

SSH file transfer protocol

coderman: "In computing, the SSH File Transfer Protocol or SFTP is a network protocol that provides file transfer and manipulation functionality over any reliable data stream. It is typically used with the SSH-2 protocol to provide secure file transfer."

Why the Zune will help kill DRM

coderman: this reminds me of how Sony killed rootkit DRM
coderman: no one will ever try that again. (unless they are insane)
silentfury: Except Microsoft.
coderman: "we'll look back on the Zune as the moment we all shook off our digital music stupor and said, Whoa, wait a second. Why would we pay for this?""

NSFW

Mutiny: W/o sound it's just a bunch of fat people making a fire?
seti: I assure you that ignorance is bliss. Do not attempt to adjust the volume on your TV set.
lemonodor: "one thing led to another, and i dropped down and started sucking on him."

Get ready for 24-hour living . . . with even smarter drugs than coke and meth

Mutiny: Provigil ftw
Mutiny: hah i didn't even have to read the article to know it was about provigil

100 Gigabit Ethernet

USPTO application. Please refer to Claim #9

Carl Hewitt - "Inconsistency is the Norm" :D

est: i cant resist rechumping this one
est: are you ready for UltraConcurrency (TM) brand computing?
fridge: No.

Cephalon's painkiller promotion questioned - no more narco-loly's

coderman: "Actiq, a berry-flavored pain treatment on a stick, is approved only to treat "breakthrough" cancer pain - a severe spike in pain experienced by patients already being treated with regular pain medication. But doctors widely prescribe it "off label" to treat other types of pain such as headaches or a stubbed toe."
coderman: "In May 2004, former Pennsylvania Attorney General Jerry Pappert said Actiq had begun showing up in illegal sales in Philadelphia and other places under the street nickname "perc-o-pops.""

http://ca.kensington.com/html/8963.html

est: this looks like the next generation of my favorite trackball; however, the ball looks a bit light weight..back in the day, it was an easily-removed, highly-weaponized, heavy sphere
est: symmetry is definitely useful; you can switch off left and right hands
est: oh..and you get MOMENTUM

Delightful

   

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