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Jury nullification

coderman: "Jury nullification is when jury renders a verdict that nullifies the law, ignoring the attempted instructions by the court, taking into account all of the evidence presented. Instead, a jury bases its verdict on validity of the law itself and so asserts justice."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4YXEoQL6s&mode=related&search=

pretender: Make a taser by cutting off the flashlight of a disposable camera
pretender: Note how the guy needs two minutes to remove the isolation from the wires

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2006/12/22/ed-rewega-settlement.html

uid0: girl fucked up in womb sues mother at age 5
uid0: car accident was mom's fault, but insurance wouldn't cover damaged fetus, so they sued themselves to get insurance to pay
uid0: what. the. fuck.
coderman: sweet, innovative use of law to pander for cash

The myth of a "free press" in amerikkka

Teens transforming disposable cameras into weapons

coderman: "Matt Robertson, 17, said his friend made one in about five minutes using a camera and a 12-volt battery. He asked his friend to shock him to see what it felt like. "Your whole body goes stiff," he said. "You fall to the ground and if you have to go to the bathroom, you'll pee yourself. I just wanted to see how much it hurt, and it hurt.""

Inspirational blurbs for a better tomorrow

coderman: If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
coderman: Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
coderman: Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
coderman: America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
coderman: They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
coderman: Is It Vietnam Yet?!
coderman: When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
coderman: Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
coderman: At Least Nixon Resigned

Reiser 4 Sale

bk: William DuBois, Reiser's attorney, says Reiser is running out of money to pay for his defense. "This is a unique opportunity for someone to buy the company for pennies on the dollar," DuBois said. "We welcome all vultures."
bk: $50
bk: Canadian
coderman: i'd pay $200 for a reiser signed copy of "so i married a kernel programmer"

Rise of the machines

SHAVED PUSSY!

coderman: see also, FULL FRONTAL TOPLESS WITH FRESHLY SHAVED PUSSY

*meow?*

est:
coderman: meow?

Stick that magnetic ribbon up your S.U.V.!

   

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