#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007

Ted Stevens Wants To Switch Between Phones "As I Ride My Motorcycle"
posted by seti at 2007-07-12 23:52

Mutiny-: txting and riding don't mix, kids.

The subprime meltdown, wheee!
posted by coderman at 2007-07-12 18:25

coderman: i remember the savings and loan days; like fashion, bad finance is new again!
bk: Its the new black
Ash: you're the new black

The world's fastest broadband installation
posted by seti at 2007-07-12 18:12

coderman: "Sigbritt will now be able to enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously. Or, if there is nothing worth watching there, she will be able to download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds."
coderman: jeezus!
coderman: something tells me she doesn't have a core router at her house to handle that bandwidth...
coderman: "Hello, i'd like to by a wireless router for my DWDM 40Gbps uplink. Does linksys make those?"
seti: Cisco CRS-1 with the $560K (list) DWDMPOS linecard.

Porn for Women
posted by est at 2007-07-12 13:57

http://dev.null
posted by Oliver at 2007-07-12 13:38

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/research/srg/netos/xen/readmes/user/user.html
posted by bk at 2007-07-12 13:34

bk: Xen-fu

4,691 Irradiated haggis
posted by Oliver at 2007-07-12 13:11

Oliver: Check

http://www.gridvm.org/xen-vs-kvm.html
posted by ArtfulTodger at 2007-07-12 13:02

bk: To little to late? VMWare is pulling away IMHO.
seti: Too
bk: Pendant

sexual attack by a family pit bull on a two-year-old boy
posted by cryptomail at 2007-07-12 02:52

Mutiny-: Holy. Shit.
ArtfulTodger: WARNING: DO NOT LET PIT BULL PLAY WITH TODDLER UNATTENDED
ArtfulTodger: Disclaimer: Pit bull cannot be held responsible for behaviour in absence of adequate guidance.
Mutiny-: Do not taunt pitbull
Mutiny-: Pitbull may cause cancer.