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LALALALALALA

http://www.debian.la/gallery/albums/userpics/149e0e_linux.jpg
posted by est at 2007-07-23 23:13

est:
ArtfulTodger: Nice Tux!

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/07/23/karl-rove-writes-to-moby/
posted by ^matthew at 2007-07-23 21:29

]MuTiNY[: karl rove could crush moby's skull with a single thought.
seti: s/thought/attack ad laundered through several political action committees for plausible deniability/

Bloor homes, now with groundfloor river access!
posted by Oliver at 2007-07-23 14:04

More of the evil dangerous terrrists (TM) this time in Australia
posted by ArtfulTodger at 2007-07-23 13:59

ArtfulTodger: "newspaper reported that police had written the names of overseas terror suspects in Dr Haneef's personal diary, before asking the doctor whether he had written the potentially incriminating notes himself. "
ArtfulTodger: oh .. and he may have had photos of a building or buildings .. taken in one of the world's greatest tourism localities
ArtfulTodger: <police> This is what's been writing (sic) by police. So it's not your handwriting at all.
ArtfulTodger: he has no beard .. not even a false one .. but his skin is dark .. should that not be proof enough of his malingering evil intent?
ArtfulTodger: dark skinned .. doctor .. working in western country .. JUST LIKE THE TERRISTS IN GLASGOW HE MUST BE TERRIST
ArtfulTodger: when i say dark, well .. i mean, lightly tinted .. almost white .. maybe he's innocent
ArtfulTodger: so evil, that AU$10K bail has been enough to prevent his escape MUDADADADA
ArtfulTodger: "The SIM card, the smart card in mobile phones, was found in the possession of one of Haneef's cousins, Sabeel Ahmed, in Liverpool, hundreds of kilometres away from the failed Glasgow bombing. " ROFL!
ArtfulTodger: <police> the circumstantial evidence has started to mount up .. you know .. the 6 six degrees of separation .. i wouldn't be surprised if THE QUEEN was involved in all this somehow
ArtfulTodger:
ArtfulTodger: "charged with 'recklessly' supporting a terrorist organisation" .. that's a charge now? we need one for slipping on a banana peel, methinks
ArtfulTodger: and "not looking before you cross the road" would make a great charge too
ArtfulTodger: we can link that to terrrism somehow ..
ArtfulTodger: <Australia> But .. we want some terrrists too .. why can't we play too?

The man with a hole in his brain.
posted by ]MuTiNY[ at 2007-07-23 05:35

]MuTiNY[: Not so much a hole as "his brain is almost completely not fucking there except for a thin layer around the skull"
eVi|aSh: mutiny is so modest
eVi|aSh: not even noting on there that it is actually about him
]MuTiNY[: if i had a void like that in my brain i'd put stuff in it.
]MuTiNY[: i'd have shit spring out of my cavernous skull like some kind of grim fucking jack-in-the-box
crypto[maletop]: wormmmmmmmmmmmmmms
ArtfulTodger: brain matter still there though .. just squeezed thin like a pancake .. interesting case
est_: it's an impressive example of human neural flexibility

Bod by Zod
posted by est at 2007-07-23 03:02

Training squirrels for fun and profit (and international espionage)
posted by LanRoveR at 2007-07-23 00:12

LanRoveR: This article seems a bit late for the whole "April fool's" deal
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