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Friday 18:00 Schroeder's - drinks after work - Wear your fur suit!

http://blogs.securiteam.com/index.php/archives/982
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 22:30

Microsoft as a telco
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 21:15

Natalie Portman: Attack of the Film Fans
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 20:55

coderman: HOT GRITS DOWN MY PANTS!!!
coderman: <HaydenChristensen> It's turkey time, gobble, gobble

blasting fiber optics with shotguns == intarweb latency
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 20:45

Most teen hackers more curious than criminal
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 20:38

coderman: *38% said they copied software without permission.
coderman: MY GOD, GET ME THE BSA ON THE HORN!!!
coderman: "Innocent, techie children can stumble into "online support communities" that function like cyber gangs, she says. "They hack together, and they one-up each other."
coderman: one teen joined an Intarweb Relay Chatz group called "InfoAnarchy" and was promptly goaded into hacking the chinese by a hacker known only as "tangra".
coderman: <tangra> i just did it for the lulz. what's the big deal? it's not like i told him to kill somebody, rip off their head, and butt fuck the decapitated corpse.
coderman: ""In the vast majority of instances, it's not a crime because it's not done with criminal intent," says Steve Jones -- hahah, who's obviously not a lawyer, yet giving legal advice?

At last, science discovers why blue is for boys but girls really do prefer pink
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 20:14

coderman: NOW THIS IS HARD RESEARCH. god bless science and progress. what would life be like without such mysteries explained?? NOT SO BRIGHT! for sure...

Bush answers subpoena with FISA demand
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 20:05

coderman: "White House spokesman Tony Fratto said the administration's stated desire to cooperate with Mr. Leahy is linked to efforts to have Congress permanently update the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act."
coderman: "Congress approved an update of FISA before leaving Washington for its summer recess, but that approval expires in 180 days. The reforms, pushed hard by White House officials before Congress recessed, relieves the government of needing approval from the FISA court if it wants to spy on a target outside the U.S., the Bush administration said."
coderman: hahahah, that's classic. "we'll tell you about our illegal eavesdropping, if you promise to make it legal, permanently!"
tangra: coderman pasted the whole url lolz
coderman: OH NOES, I SPOILED TEH ENDING!?!?

DeLoreans redux
posted by anomie at 2007-08-21 17:48

Common cold virus could be making people fat
posted by est at 2007-08-21 10:13

coderman: that's totally the reason i'm fat. it's not the french fries, the chicken biscuits, the deep fried vegetables... its a VIRUS

"WHAT MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?! I'LL MFUCKIN" STAB YOUR ASS!!!!"
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 10:06

coderman: "p.s. look at my cool unicorn fucking tshirt. is that not cool?"
coderman: "if i was a unicorn. i'd fuck me some bitches, just like this. some fine horse bitches. awww yeah."
coderman: "what was the question?"

now that's some sexy hardware
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 09:38

coderman: back when they knew how to make hardware sexy!
coderman:
coderman: back when they knew how to make hardware sexy!!!

i see a ...
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 09:36

Not for the faint of heart, Autopsy Recording
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 08:23

Strange ideas about intelligence (while my QUBO solver runs)
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 07:44

coderman: wherein Geordie realizes that intelligence in bound up in quantum interactions, and thus, reality and intellect is just as fucking weird as the standard modell.

Tor port 80 verified exit IP's (and router fingerprints)
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 07:26

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramsey_Theory
posted by est at 2007-08-21 05:19

HI SPOOKS!
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 04:14

coderman:
coderman:
coderman: can you just barely see the edge of the guy in the back in the second photo, trying to hide behind door #2? such lulz
Mutiny-: Coderman's insane paranoia makes me think that "basket van" == "the government is tappin mah linez!"
coderman: cmon man. does that look like a comcast service vehicle? with a single guy? alone at night?
coderman: <Mutiny-> incase you haven't noticed.. they don't need to send a van out to do this shit any more.
Mutiny-: protip: most cable companies hire out to independent contractors that usually have differently or unlabeled vans.
coderman: <coderman> not for passive, no.
Mutiny-: FLOWERS BY IRENE
Mutiny-: para-fucking-noooooooia

Abraxas Deception Detection Services
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 03:26

coderman: "Abraxas Corporation’s Deception Detection team provides its clients with training in behavioral analysis and information elicitation techniques."
coderman: that sounds like code for "intimidating and torturing information out of people"
coderman: "Our behavioral analysis and information elicitation program features "The Human Audit," a unique approach that’s been proven effective in a variety of settings including United States Government investigative and intelligence agencies..."

ASUS VR-100 LCD 3D glasses
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 03:08

Alcohol laws of the United States by state
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 02:56

http://www.wlwt.com/news/13930136/detail.html
posted by est at 2007-08-21 01:05

DHS Data Mining Program Suspended After Evading Privacy Review, Audit Finds
posted by coderman at 2007-08-21 00:11

coderman: "For its part, the DHS Privacy Office did not know that S&T had proceeded with implementation of the ADVISE pilot programs with live data, but without addressing privacy matters." - suure
coderman: "the dream of database diving to identify would-be terrorists using super-smart algorithms lives on." -- like Soul Calibur! the DREAM BURNS ON!
    
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