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Bernanke: Looking to Help Homeowners

coderman: "the Fed is keeping close tabs on financial markets and is "prepared to act as needed" to ensure spreading credit problems that have rocked Wall Street in recent weeks don't hurt the economy."
coderman: <Bernanke> THE HELICOPTER IS FUELED AND LOADED WITH LEAFY GREENS
est: Bernanke said the development of "a broader range of mortgage products which are appropriate for low- and moderate-income borrowers, including those seeking to refinance" might help the situation.
est: wait..wasn't that the problem?
est: describes bailout ideas
Ash: ASH HEDGE FUND BAILS OUT FED; NEWS AT 11

Woman Paints 'Messages From God' on Home - Photos

Interesting Easter eggs in windows

Zerodhero: Answers http://www.zaryouh.com/2007/08/21/microsoft-secret-revealed-for-desinotescom/
seti: Answers

Gold, silver climb as energy prices rise, U.S. dollar recedes

coderman: oh that i were paid in troy ounces...
cryptomail: I'm paid in space credits

Practical joker wraps Karl Rove's Jaguar

Fujifilm FinePix F50fd - 6400 ISO point 'n shoot camera

seti: Aperture priority and shutter priority have returned (they were in the F30 and F31fd but gone from the F40hd.
seti: This camera has about 6 Mpixels TOO MANY.
seti: Due for release 16 Sep.

The Quest For The Elusive Chronon

Intel's new vPro: "trusted computing" hardware finally upon us

seti: I'm so switching to^W^Wsticking with AMD.

please behave as predetermined by your initial state

coderman: "Maybe we should be trying to entertain our creators so they will not turn off the simulation?"

Police Call Filming A Felony

coderman: "lemme see your papers, motherfucker!"
coderman: heheh, he does have a point. leave the audio off boys and girls.

What is the Fed?

coderman: fiat money via central banks == slavery!!!
coderman: thomas jefferson says it's time to revolt

THE MOON CAUSES MARKET CRASHES!

coderman: "However another star-gazer, J. Adams, has interpreted the Puetz/Carolan findings to suggest that the "panic climax" will actually occur going into new moon following last night's full moon which is the September 11 solar eclipse."

Market Crash: Is That a Turd in Your Folio?

Hello from ABC News

coderman: see also: "more reasons to loathe media vultures"
coderman: "After about 15 minutes Zach ordered, "now say directly to the camera, 'I posted the names of 2,619 CIA sources.'
coderman: "I shouted, "enough of this shit," then to the cameraman, "turn the camera on Zack, I want you to film him while I question him." I yanked out my spy camera and began taking shots of him and the narc-stakeout setup. I ordered, "get on the stool." He did. --- OH MAN, I'M TRYING THIS ONE DAY
coderman: "The 'turds' in the briefcases are big and smelly but no one knows how big: $250 billion or $500 billion."
   

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