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last updated at 2007-09-11 23:38

20:09 < hunterp> still. military bad. sex,drugs and rock and roll good. || <anomie> hunterp: Are you really correcting a 30 year old cartoon trivia joke? How lame does that make you feel?

even richer conspiracy here! wheee
posted by coderman at 2007-09-11 23:38

coderman: "ISRAELI AIRLINE HAS "NO FLIGHTS" DEPARTING NEW YORK ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14: NOTE THEY AREN'T SAYING "NO SEATS AVAILABLE" BUT INSTEAD "NO FLIGHT"
coderman: "AIR FORCE TIMES CONFIRMS: ENTIRE U.S. AIR FORCE WILL STAND DOWN THIS FRIDAY! CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES WILL HAVE ZERO FIGHTER AIRCRAFT TO PROTECT THE NATION"
coderman: o/~ ... it's the end of the world as we know, and i feel fiiiine o/~ :P

Youscope (oscilloscope demo)
posted by seti at 2007-09-11 23:16

Someone, operating under a special chain of command within the United States Air Force, just stole a nuclear weapon
posted by coderman at 2007-09-11 23:06

coderman: Six nuclear weapons disappeared from Minot AFB in North Dakota.
coderman: Five nuclear weapons were discovered at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana.
coderman: 10 hours of inattention at Barksdale to commit the act
coderman: "what next? The answer has been provided several times, most recently by CIA Director and General Michael Hayden. On September 7, dressed in full military uniform, Hayden told assembled members of the Council of Foreign Relations:"
coderman: '"Our analysts assess with high confidence that al-Qaida's central leadership is planning high-impact plots against the U. S. homeland. We assess with high confidence that al-Qaida is focusing on targets that would produce mass casualties, dramatic destruction and significant aftershocks."'
coderman: where the fuck is Jack Bauer?!?!
pretender: "The thought is that the manhunt isn't really for Fossett, but for a "missing" nuke." IT ALL COMES TOGETHER NOW!

Are you ready for the FOOOOOOOOOOT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
posted by cryptomail[ii] at 2007-09-11 21:51

The MS-DOS 5 upgrade!
posted by Olifffer at 2007-09-11 16:33

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/
posted by anomie at 2007-09-11 15:20

anomie: wacky

Banks face 10-day debt timebomb
posted by seti at 2007-09-11 10:43

seti: 9 days and counting.

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2007/09/09/18446411.php
posted by lemonodor at 2007-09-11 08:30

lemonodor: "To take a single M-16 rifle from the arms room of a stateside military unit requires the permission of several military officials, along with numerous keys, combinations and codes. It is inconceivable to me, and to every other military veteran with whom I have spoken this week, that the loose nukes were a mere accident of oversight, or that the order to fly them came from any source other than the White House."

wireless kills
posted by anomie at 2007-09-11 02:25

Open Letter to Fox News (by a Republican)
posted by seti at 2007-09-11 01:06

Ash: MY MOM TOLD ME NEVER TRUST A MONKEY

Study finds left-wing brain, right-wing brain
posted by seti at 2007-09-11 00:48

seti: "Exploring the neurobiology of politics, scientists have found that liberals tolerate ambiguity and conflict better than conservatives because of how their brains work."

The Hawtness
posted by laney at 2007-09-11 00:06

Photonic Laser Thruster Successfully Demonstrated
posted by laney at 2007-09-11 00:01

seti: ever seen a non-photonic laser?
Mutiny-: yeah, it's called a "maser"
seti: so not a laser anymore.
Mutiny-: Depends on what you mean by "light"
    
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