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DON'T TASE ME KERRY BRO!

Mutiny_:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22439156-5012895,00.html

rik: married man finds womaon online. falls in love with her. married woman finds man online, falls in love with him. they plan a clandestine meeting, and show up, only to discover htey're already married to each other.
pretender: "Now the pair are divorcing after accusing each other of being unfaithful."

rik's front wheels, and he likes the front fender too

seti: RS4 style

How to untangle headphones using a cat

Cmd-Tab of Death

seti: I have this too, and filed a bug, and Apple said "We're all working on Leopard so STFU kthxby". bitches

http://lolbots.com/

http://www.knowledgeforthirst.com/

lemonodor: "Mountain Dew Limited Edition Halo 3 Game Fuel" gets 2 stars.
lemonodor: "somewhere along the line, for some reason I cannot even begin to wrap my head around, someone decided that a good marketing campaign would center around a soda that tastes like a mouthful of Starburst-flavored condoms."
lemonodor: "Fuck you they make this in a lab. You think natural water tastes good? Pulled out of some dirty spring, choked with fish poo and chemical runoff? These Glaceau punks built a little chamber where they manufacture beautiful white clouds, unsullied by real-world pollutants, and then they make these clouds rain ever so gently right into SmartWater bottles for you to enjoy."

http://redtape.msnbc.com/2007/08/researchers-say.html

Peru meteorite strike leaves 200 sick

"robotic chair" assembles itself from pieces

cyborg snails making out (40M)

est: i fear they want our women

The Chupacabra might live in Texas

est:
Ash: in a related note, est may be the chupacabra
   

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