#facestab chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008

John Ashcroft Yelled at Me Tonight. No Joke.
posted by seti at 2008-04-23 23:30

seti: Keep hounding these vile fuckers until they flee to South America. Then send Simon Wiesenthal after them.

http://stashbox.org/106721/HOW2FIX.png
posted by cryptomail at 2008-04-23 21:47

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
posted by anomie at 2008-04-23 20:35

New Media Douchebags in Plain English
posted by seti at 2008-04-23 15:58

Pulp Shakespeare Project
posted by seti at 2008-04-23 15:44

seti: Cf.

Crunchgear: Keyboard pants with built-in mouse
posted by seti at 2008-04-23 13:56

kandinski: Are you happy to see me, or is there a mouse in your... waitaminit!
seti: Kind of superfluous "NERD ALERT" in original article title, really.
kandinski: it's more like "Design Student's Final Project Alert!"
Oliver: "Great way to pick up girls at a LAN party." - total lies, there are no females at LAN parties
seti: "...there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper." badaboom tish

Drunk Darth Vader's Drunken Assault
posted by jillzilla at 2008-04-23 11:29

jillzilla: originally chumped by Oliver, but chump was sulking
jillzilla: Money quote: Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted, "Darth Vader!"
seti: My choice for money quote: ``Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."''

Nerd wedding rings
posted by jillzilla at 2008-04-23 11:27

jillzilla: amazingly bad idea